“I’m a Level 5 vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.”

“Scat-ba-da-ba-bap diddly-bop-bah-bah!”

Literally the ideal male body.

This is just lovely, and the timelapse was a pleasure to watch. Thank you for sharing!

Oh neat, it’s part of a series.

Hey, it’s an election year, and the majority party looks weak. Time to blow up some brown people to pump up those poll numbers!

People always share that same image of her, probably because the resemblance is ridiculously uncanny. It made me wonder whether the resemblance is that strong in other pictures, and…

…it’s literally Trump with a bad worse wig.

I wonder if this walking pile of stale bread is sweating now.

“Surpriiiiiise”

👈🍆 🍆 👉

He is truly the Quiznos Hatchback

I did this and had some success with it during the semester, but when it came time for exams, we had to install anti-cheat software with the assistance of the university’s IT department. They realized that a VM is a pretty effective way around the software, so I had to take all my exams with a proctor staring at me.

My friend’s uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search “Linus Torvalds Rule 34” for a comprehensive overview.

It’s the only reason anybody watches any of his fights, but the dickweed keeps winning. Everything about this fight suggests that he’s gonna finally get his face caved in, but I’m not holding my breath.