JD has really been pulling through for us.

I’m kind of waiting for: God has decided to back Trump for now but patience wearing thin or some such similar ridiculousness in this reality.

One threat of annihilating them from existence and they’re all upset. Isn’t it just normal these threats flying around?

I swear to God are these people real?

I believe the correct term for employers is “pimp.”

What about Kristi Noem’s Bimbo husband?

I mean it would actually work, just not how people are thinking.

There is but then what?

I’m seriously curious who gave this Mad Magazine cover writer power?

Rushed emergency responses create waste and bad execution.

Ah finally some uplifting news. It might not be found on Earth but I’ll take it.

Fossil Fuels, sure. Those are also a finite resource we cannot rely on forever.

The end result is people getting terrible care as this young man did.

So you got the platinum special. I got injected with some unknown disease and tagged for scientific research at a later date for $1,000 after insurance.

You’re a squid, Harry.

Let’s get you to Squidworts.

A good parent produces a self-sufficient and well-adjusted adult with compassion and decency.

There are numerous paths to reach that end but the most important thing is to model the right behaviors.

I don’t like birthdays but probably recess as it’s the healthiest option.

To be fair, it did drive itself.

How is is legal to pronounce death without directly checking their pulse in person?

I haven’t forgotten about 9/11.

Which country funded 9/11 and provided support/logistics and passports to the hijackers (our friend’s name starts with an “S”

You get one chance to answer correctly.

Also, in so doing you also need to remind everyone here which country had zero involvement in 9/11.