Sounds like you should try writing in a journal so your past self can explain what the hell went wrong!

Life doesn’t last forever.

We are so getting murdered the moment everything is fully automated. Remember that how we are currently treated is how we are treated while the 1% needs our labor. Do not expect better treatment when we are “useless eaters”

The cops here would laugh at you for expecting them to do their jobs.

Is this like when we banned the Chinese electric cars because we dont feel like competing anymore?

Wow I had to look up their lifespan because I thought they were theoretically immortal (it was a jellyfish i was thinking of). Only 5 years and octopus can be this smart? The psychotic hairless apes got off easy this time.

Series? More then one? So long and thanks for all the books!

Pick a religous war. then pick another. Then knock all the rest of the religous wars into your shopping cart. Now consider future religous wars.

I’d sling that shot

Imagine all the room for activities! (Trench warfare)

Do you feel free to throw up a stream when you game how you really want now a days or have you retired entirely?

I am fond of lemminators

Got a vasectomy. No kids. Let the nukes fly. I know yall deep down want it because that is more easily imaginable then a world not run by oligarchs.

There is no rivalry. Lemmy is for everyone. That includes people who live their lives in different ways. Ways that you disagree with.

Even my wages?

Its anchovies based IIRC. Hope i didnt just ruin something for you stranger.

Proud of you my son/daughter/offspring.

Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.

Shrimp is shrimp

The cool thing about not learning history is that you learn the present in real time in the worst way possible. Can’t miss the lesson then!