I was just about to suggest this game!

Then replaceing him with a shity candidate.

Then replacing him with a shitty candidate without having a primary. FIFY.

I have my deductions set up where I always owe $50-200 when tax time rolls around. Those fuckers are not getting all of it upfront.

I was hard powering off when windows update wouldn’t let me turn it off without updating. Then at some point it updated without my permission.

Only if you get stuck in the buffer.

Na, the doctor is giving trump a pleasurable prostate exam.

Sam is a ring bearer. He briefly took it over when he thought Frodo was dead during the whole shelob affair. Unlike just about everyone else, he’s the only character I know of that willingly gave it up. Fuck, even Gandalf didn’t want to bear the ring because he knew it would corrupt him and he’d refuse to let go of that power.

You haven’t lived until you’ve smelled the ass wafting in the streets of the french quarter.

What’s driving this trend? The enshitification of triple AAA titles fucking slapping surcharges on EVERYTHING; day one dlc, microtransactions, always online DRM, the ability to revoke access to the shit we pay for, it’s death by 1000 cuts. EVERY anti-consumer action, every attempt to squeeze more of us while delivering the same rehashed shit over and over just drives me further into the arms of indie developers. The intent of us withholding our money and refusing to purchase your shit is to provide publishers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for retaining their customer base.

He’s cuddling trump post orgasm. Trump is now preggers with the new messiah.

Anytime I see fox on public TVs like this, I try to change the channel if I can.

10/10 political meme here.

US treasury can eat a bag of dicks because their country helped start this war. Fuck trump and fuck bibi.

If I am ever forced to let someone inspect my genitals to use a bathroom, I will piss and shit while they do it.

Dual major/minor BS - 4 years, but I did 4 extra semesters during summer/winter breaks.

MS - 3 years

PhD - 4 years

If I could do it over, I would have skipped the PhD. I finished my PhD in 2008, when the economy went to shit. I was making $10 an hour 2008-2011 during my postdoctoral fellowship. After my fellowship was over, I couldn’t find an industry job, so I ended up using my publications to get into contract writing for insurance companies, and now I do all of the benefits for our states Assembly.

The best part is having companies like Regeneron, or Fisher Scientific cold call me to offer me jobs that only need a BS, and that pay less than what I make now after having my resume for over a decade. (I make $30 an hour now, get 5 weeks of vacation a year, on top of sick time, and insurance with 0 deductible costs me less than $100 a month.) I told Curia that $50 an hour was my absolute floor, and HR person was like, “That’s a bit out of our reach.” My reply was, “That’s why you’re still hiring.”

BS biology and chemistry with a minor in math

MS biomedical science

PhD neuroscience

and I read lots of random shit on the internet

Are you ready to admit that pears are a superior fruit?

What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow

11 meters per second on average based on sampling of all species and subspecies.

HUG. I love you even though you drink MTN DEW. Sorry about your mom; you can have mine, but she’s a cunt.

Gross. Do you kiss your mother with the mouth that drank the dew?