Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”

Okay, but why does the child in the center have a more threatening aura than the horned beast?

Make it happen

Bop It™️

you’ll spend more time fighting gravity

Aw man. This is already a significant portion of my day.

“Beware of the leopard.”

On iOS, under Settings > Notifications > Notification Content

It says “SORAGPT”

DO NOT LEAVE NAIR ON FOR LONGER THAN THE DIRECTIONS SAY

If it’s as bad as you say you could probably just sit right on top.

One time as I was turning down my bed a paper wasp (or possibly grass wasp, I didn’t get a chance to ask it) that was hiding in the sheets stung me on the hand. And now I hope I can share some of that previously unrealized fear with all of you.

Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.

Your house is going to look like a Family Circus cartoon.

So basically a dry moat. I wonder if you could compost those zombies with some sort of Hügelkultur setup. Would composting the zombies destroy the pathogen responsible for the zombification process? Could produce grown from that eventually contribute to immunity to the zombie pathogen? Maybe they could address this in the inevitable sequel, 7 Years to Die (co-produced by Danny Boyle).

Good thinking for the zombie apocalypse. Less optimal for bringing your groceries in each day / week.

Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

She screams in silence

For all we know there have been many such peoples. They probably weren’t the best record keepers, either.

Well it sounds less spooky when you put it that way.

Show us your shitty art