I think we know what your fetish is

how are we up to three posts in like a week about trans girls fucking pumpkins during a season where pumpkins are not available at all? are they getting restless? do they need me to paint my ass orange?

they already found the money!

are…are you okay? that last example sounded personal.

is this a real movie or a YouTube video that’s breached containment?

I don’t understand, how does this lead to me getting married?

ZA HANDO

that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network

but I’ve been told we outnumber the tops, and I don’t think pumpkins can even hornypost online. We must be more available than a pumpkin.

I know all these, my skin is just very sensitive. Hoping a new treatment will help out, it claims to be formulated for extra sensitive skin and mostly focused on preventing red bumps and ingrowns.

if only I had the money…

well, more like if only I had the money so that I wouldn’t have to support evil companies.

exercise is your friend. transcend your genetics through the power of will

why would I feel embarrassed looking at photos of myself?

I’m not sorry it was a lot of work to get here. I had to eat a lot of yummy treats and do a lot of not so yummy exercising

I guess poured is the right verb but it doesn’t feel right. Even if the mold was technically made much earlier, I feel like molded or sculpted would feel more accurate.

I am simultaneously that pathetic but also not really that overly attached

body shaved, now have itches and red bumps for few days, then it’s back to shave body again.

wish my skin wasn’t so sensitive cuz it still feels worth doing even if it only feels incredible for like 6 hours

nah Disney got the rights in the Fox deal, that’s why Deadpool & Wolverine was in the MCU with the TVA.

That doesn’t mean they won’t still be shitty, but this isn’t like the Fantastic Four movie or the Andrew Garfield Spiderman

Into the sea I go

just like Harold Bishop!

clearly this woman is from Indiana