He’s just trying to avoid paying for a baby sitter when he asks her out.

That would go great with all these hamberders.

Instant pot 5-5-5 recipe has never let me down.

He’s no tiger woods for sure.

Old El Paso hard and soft shell tacos.

I saw someone rambling yesterday that it indeed is Obama and Bidens fault due to them not attacking Iran when they were in power and now Trump has to clean up their mess. Unhinged logic for sure.

Oui oui.

Atheist eagle scout here, can confirm.

Goes well with a side of school shooting doesn’t it?

I hate to burst your bubble but yes they can. https://www.creditcards.com/education/recurring-charges-updater-1275/

Yet. Still have 3 more years unless the cholesterol does it’s thing.

Me too and I still have boobs.

There is a pardon for that unless you’re referring to Babbitt.

I learned about Cuba in school so this statement is accurate.

Was a lot of them

That stupid jumpy bear can gargle my balls.

Is it really even a road trip if there is no chance of the vehicle catching fire or exploding? Sounds boring TBH.

Yeah too many tourists is something I’d never thought I’d hear a town say.

Unless you eat them for the shape.

Sister city of Fucking, Austria