I never even changed my name. Tanis then, Tanis now. No one even questioned it.

There was an episode of Superjail! about this. If I recall correctly, everyone died horrifically.

To be honest, those boots are eccentricity incarnate, so as long as nothing else matches anything in the slightest, you’re set.

You never have to ask AI. You can always go look it up in Wikipedia, use an encyclopedia, or talk to someone who fights kangaroos professionally.

In fact, I’d go so far as to say, never use AI for anything ever.

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Thank you for creating sloppy content!

I like my couch the same way I like my dinner: unfucked.

You’re not jerking off in your room, you’re crankin’ the hog god gave you.

I grew up speaking Japanese. I know this already.

I’m choosing to believe that rather than explaining my own language back to me, that you’ve made that comment for the sake of audience notes, so people who don’t speak Japanese can follow along from the comfort of their own toilets.

Otherwise it’s kinda cringe.

I just do in English what I’d do in Japanese: see turtle? If feets, land turtle. If flippers, sea turtle.

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I don’t seem to ever get corrected, chewed out, or bitched at when I call the animal with shell and legs a turtle, and I talk about turtles a lot. More than you’d ever know.

True, in British English! American English doesn’t differentiate.

Cuatro leches? En esta economía?

You got it! Plus it was really easy to render into kana.

Nah, just an Irish first name.

Prolly. Hey.

And I’m the only Tanis Nikana in the world.

Bravery? No. Laziness. And consistency.

I’m mostly operating under the assumption that people are too busy with their own lives to go stalk a married middle-aged lady.

First and last. I’ve just never bothered to come up with a real username in twenty years.

If you show up at my doorstep I’ll make you tea and we can play a board game.

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