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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Bready@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Forgot to score my baguettes

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Forgot to score my baguettes

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Bready@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    smooth bois - honey it’s time to take your bread pill!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOP
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      Smooth like my brain.

      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        probably also delicious … like your brain?

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    “Is something wrong, honey? You haven’t touched your baguedildo at all.”

    I’ll show myself out.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Runnerup:

      Baseball bague-at.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    They are clearly defective. Let me take them off your hands.

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      … guy who picks his butt requests bread from Satan’s maggoty asshole.

      Yeah, that scans.

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        My username isn’t what I do. It’s more like abbreviated confucian wisdom.

        Confucius say: He who has itchy bum, has stinky finger.

        **gong goes off in the distance

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    I give them a 7/10

  • Capable_Coping@piefed.social
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    fell prey to the same blunder literally yesterday

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Jumbo breadsticks.

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    Oh! Mercy!

    *fans self*

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