I just finished playing the first Death Stranding. If I didn’t know it was by Hideo Kojima going in, I sure as hell knew by the end of the first hour.

Incredible game, mind.

Any language that has ‘stroopwafel’ cannot be a serious language.

Man, they’re good though.

Well, the Greens just got my vote.

These days, if you say you are English, you can be thrown in jail.

:edit: For the benefit of the downvoters.

Back in 2007 when I bought my first MacBook it came with a massive 1Gb RAM, so I asked the lad in the store about upgrading to 2Gb. He pointed me in the direction of a site where I could get it for a damn sight cheaper.

Yeah, Apple have been playing that game for a loooong time.

topgrade -y

And my work here is done.

SAULT, and Pepa

My lad’s bike was nicked from a train station a few months back. He’d left it there, locked in the rack while he was at work. You know, pretty standard stuff.

BTP told him they weren’t going to investigate it because it was left for longer than 2 hours.

I’m still fucking angry about that.

edit: Oh, just read the article, and yeah, that’s exactly what it’s about. Cunts.

I’d quite like to scrap Kemi Badenoch.

I’ve lost count of the fines I’ve received for having my dick out for Harambe, but I refuse to not show respect.

btw

We wanna be Kate!

Americans and their attitude to their holiday allowance will never cease to amaze me.

Literally the only consideration I need to make on behalf of my employer is whether my days off will leave less than 75% of my department out. And as that never happens then I never have to think about it.

If you have holiday available to you, take it.

That was the sole reason given for the divorce.

If that’s the case, then why make the bins available for the public to use?

I posted my comment using that very client 😀

My ex wife always refused to put her shit in the bin at McD’s on the basis that someone was paid to do it.

No. Someone was paid to wipe the table down, not pick up your shit.

The mobile app is basically a clone

Amazing. Make loads of noise about snagging Christian from Apollo to be a part of the relaunch, then make an app that has nowhere near the charm of Apollo.

I have a Pixel 9 running GrapheneOS, so I’ve been interested in something non-Android. Postmarket seemed like the obvious choice, but it doesn’t officially support any Google phone since the Pixel 3.

I don’t much of anything about these things, but it’s kinda weird that GrapheneOS can leverage Pixel drivers and such, but no non-Android OSs can.

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