HOLY FUCK THE MUSIC IS LOUD!

AAAHHH THE HEAT!

LAMP! LAMP IS THE BEST!

There are no laws, we made the whole thing up

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? DID A SATIRE WRITER GET PROMOTED TO WRITING REAL LIFE? SOMEBODY MAKE LIKE SHE-HULK AND GO YELL AT THE PRODUCER OF THIS SHITSHOW REALITY!

I wanna see this world cup crash and burn due to the actions of the FIFA peace prize winner

Are they aware that democracy is over?

That’s the part that worries me

Good

Fuck the world cup

Good, nobody should travel to the Untied States. The Untied States must be left alone to think about what it’s done

Just think how close those astronauts were to returning to a world at nuclear war

If the Untied States manages to survive the mess it is in, it will probably declare ownership of the moon and declare anyone else who manages to land there illegal aliens…including actual aliens

Good. I hope the World Cup is an abject failure

Then what are you saying no thanks to? This is about people becoming Canadian citizens, which you already are.

In case of what? Yes, I know things are going to hell in a handbasket in the Untied States. I think those who have other citizenship should already be making plans to move. When I say in case of what, what I mean is why aren’t they already making plans to leave? What specific thing would need to happen to convince them it’s time to jump ship?

Send all the nukes to Pluto

I first heard of it in a cracked.com article about the costliest typos in history

I’m not talking about the news, I’m talking about fictional shows

I saw her play hopscotch with epstein