I was 50% TACO, 50% nukes.

I never thought I’d ever be siding with Iran, but here we are.

That looks rough. I’m not going to lie. But reading ingredients, I have no doubt it tasted pretty good.

We should pin this.

OMG that’s amazing. You are very smart.

Anyway, do you think Trump is itching to use nukes?

I don’t know if I’d call 1945 modern times. They didn’t even have television yet. But, whatever.

How about the first to use nukes in the 21st century?

Did he give it back? Is there in inquiry? Is he paying for the value out of his own pocket (which is the law for presidential gifts you desire to keep).

Let me know when any of this happens.

This page has a list of where they are. I don’t have one near me or I’d go hold my finger up at it.

https://www.us-passport-service-guide.com/us-consulates-in-canada.html

Let’s get this straight. Trump criticizes the UK and it’s allies all the time. Hits them with every changing tariffs. Says the UK did fuck all on helping the US in previous military actions. Then does an unprovoked attack on Iran, kills a bunch of children, and is upset the UK isn’t on board?

This fucking guy is one of the dumbest fuckers on the planet.

Hey USA. Your grandfather is out in the lawn, naked, pooping in his hand and eating it again. You might want to collect him.

If the insanely armed and stupid US locals don’t shoot you, the government might lock you up for weeks for no reason.

I don’t know why anyone would want to visit that shithole.

How would any number of nukes protect Canada from a country with over 5,000 of them.

Just the threat of a few nukes taking out DC or some other major city is usually enough of a deterrent to not start shit. Yeah, they could litter Canada with ground zero zones, but that’s not the point.

Trump is a different animal though. Most humans care about other people so the threat of a country nuking New York or DC is a pretty good reason to make political arrangements this doesn’t happen. Trump hates humanity and only cares about himself. I honestly think he would be in heaven if a nuke took out LA or Portland.

It would put Trump in place though. He’s bitching about Canada always taking advantage of the US military. If Canada says “fine, we bought new tanks, built up our army, and oh yeah, we’re making nukes so we don’t need to borrow yours” there isn’t much he could say politically.

Of course Trump is huge fucking idiot and flips his script depending on how much shit is in his diaper. He has zero consistency so there is no reason to try and appease him. He could decide to attack Canada because of nukes or because we didn’t name a bridge after him.

Some of this is probably commercial trucking.

The little town of Sumas WA next to Abbotsford BC was basically killed last time Trump was in office. That was a popular crossing for Canadians going to the US to pick up groceries and packages from post boxes. There was a large grocery store that had been there 50 years. Canadian’s stopped crossing and they went under about a year into Trump’s first term.

I’m sure the Biden years brought it back a little, but I assume it’s a ghost town by now.

Just a note: When some chucklefuck jumps out of their car to attack a group, he is now distracted and has left his car unattended.

I’m not saying anything… just saying.

On an unrelated note. Did you know things burn if you hold a match to them? Did you know if you put a car into drive, it will take it’s own adventure without a driver? Tires, in fact, can be popped.

I’m not saying anything… just saying.

I can’t wait for some of their own camera work shooting them in the ass.

These are smug fuckers we’re talking about. We know they are making video of their crimes. There is a non zero chance of video taken of them raping, abusing, and killing people Abu Ghraib style.

They gave it to her and she gave it to him hoping it would push him to install her into government.

The problem with this plan is she’s brown and also a woman. Two things Trump can’t stand.

100% the White House currently smells of Febreze, shit, and month old meat.

He wants the death penalty for “anyone who would try to disfigure a child, or change their sex through hormones or surgery”

I’m pretty sure circumcision falls under disfiguring a child.

Let’s start with him. If he has a son, and he’s been snipped, give him a traditional Japanese sword and make him show the world how much he’s behind his words.

Ok. Thanks for playing.