If it weren’t for all the gunfire you wouldn’t even know the US had a school system.

In an ideal world the Pope would have as much influence as the leader of Hogwarts.

WHAT smaller cars? The only damn thing sold in this country is giant SUVs or pickup trucks.

Didn’t even last a year. Thank God.

Who is we? I don’t see him out in battle.

We’re so fucked. Three more years of this crap, at least.

And I’m sick of weasel words. There is no maybe. We shouldn’t be there, period.

Does he though?

Trump said we don’t need anybody else.

Use MariaDB instead.

WTF has Cuba even done to us?

Why do they even report these stories?

Here’s to you, Mrs. Roberts.

Yes. People are horny.

I wonder when Yahoo News will start allowing bets.

Our entire reality is run by bad ideas now.

Sadly I can’t. The only approved software I can use is Office on Windows.

Same. Corporations like MS and Google make billions off the backs of FOSS developers.

Illegal tariffs that are for some reason still being collected.

Good. Keep going.