Don’t be mad, y’all can’t come up with a fly af greetings like that.

Those greetings were part of the trade for our rhythm centuries ago.

Along with the colonialism, but that’s not as fun.

I think that’ll happen regardless of if he’s put on a cross or not…there’s something wrong with then folks.

I like what they are saying. It’s cool to know shit. But the way they are saying it makes ya feel like you couldn’t have an opinion.

Shit is that the Uncle Ben’s strain?

Goddamnit.

Ah, lucky. Our’s tail will wrap around stuff and drag it off tables. I swear when this cat goes, its tail is gonna detach and make a run for it.

I believe he’s chill unless you diss him.

I mean, I gotta agree.

Folks will never know the taste of that type of rage sauce anymore. That shit is delicious.

throws holy water at you No.

Does your partner’s cat have a tail with a mind of it’s own? The kind that will cause destruction as they go? Ours does.

I got to 2:55. I’m…hmmm…I mean it’s… I’m trying to say something. But…my brain. Is just not working. She is artistic. Also respect to the limp bizkit sound bite or whatever it’s called. Say what ya want, but I grew up on the bizkit.

Well you see it all started when a fish decided “fuck this wet shit.”

Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”

I mean, brother. Your story is confusing.

This is what I’m reading and please don’t get mad at me

1. You found a hookup on Craig
2. She asked you to shave “down there” Now I’m no scientist or English scholar, but down there to means your pubic area, your dick balls and or ass and asshole.
3. You got a cut while shaving (rookie move bro, gotta use good cream and take it easy.)
4. You had sex
5. You went to work at a ranch around horse shit. Even if you didn’t get it directly on your private area, I’m sure it was on your pants. Which shit is wet and will soak through.
6. You didn’t fully clean yourself or sanitize your cut after a job like that. Hell if I have a cut on my private area I put alcohol on it even if I haven’t done anything that day. You know how sweaty our balls get bro? C’mon this is shit I learned in high-school when I got my first basically rash cause I sweated so much from football. I keep my shit dry and clean now.
7. You got an infection and went to doctors who then told you what caused it. But either it was a spider bite, the horse shit or the sex with the person? Which the later one, the sex, doesn’t seem like it to me.

It’s kinda confusing as to what happened to you my friend. Maybe try reexplaining it?

From what I’m told, yea, she was.

My partner had a great Aunt who actually died at the Jonestown thing.

I mean did y’all not look into Mr. Flavor town? He doesn’t have a good track record with women on his show. He treats them more like food than the actual food he claims to know so much about.

It is, but I will say I love it for a lot of reasons. One. I’m by myself for most jobs. Other than my partner or my kid. Which I love enough to tolerate, just kidding, (they’re great, but I’m not a people person, so it can take a toll on me to be someone to someone all the time)

I get to listen to podcast like Legends of avantris and just zone out while doing work. Hell, sometimes the places are still so clean from last time, all I gotta do is dust and wash stuff. It has ups and downs

Hell, my partner and I run a cleaning business. We both have to take clients so thst we have a enough money to get by. Plus dragging a kid around with us.