Hello, human resources?

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

We’re going to put a cheeseburger in every tummy, and deport all the vegetarians

But you save 5% that way!

feck?

That the math checks out only make me angrier

It’s not that the scene is unwelcoming, it’s more that at some point it turned into a volunteer babysitting gig and nobody told me

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This is so dumb, I did the math and you would have to eat hundreds of thousands of nuggets for it to add to to even a single small bullet.

We’re going to need more memory foam

Silence peasant. You lack the necessary qualifications to interpret the old texts, leave that to your betters.

This guy is a chin supremacist

You’re the fucking man

Glory to his house

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

All animals are equal, but some of them have guns