Ok but why wait

How many people does a group need to become a cult? I don’t think 3 cuts it

What does that have to do with OP’s scenario?

Over time*

Overtime means extra work

Nintendo’s doing ok, financially (whatever you think of their decisions)

I’m just saying the society that creates Starfleet wouldn’t go down that path.

I don’t think Idiocracy would take place after Star Trek. Before, maybe.

I understand they don’t yet. But couldn’t they use this demand to get into that industry? Surely they have the resources.

Isn’t Microsoft big enough they could just… make more RAM?

He’s definitely in them himself

The plane crashing thing already happened, after the DEI purge

Ok but how is the cleaning lady going to fit her feet in those tiny heels

New York has a greater number of points of interest than the Oregon coast.

Oregon coast is beautiful, don’t get me wrong. Great place to vacation. Not terribly exciting place to live, though.

Go live there yourself.

Oh, you don’t want to? Why not?

There, you have your reason now.

Except*

It means they never went back to class themselves

“I have to go”

Touchscreen phones are much better than touchscreen car settings interfaces

Maybe he lost consciousness picking up his son from daycare and crashed into a bus, then got uploaded to a new body by the next item

Hot shower

Get it warm and loosened up first

Gillette mach 3

Shave toward the tip (so, shave down from above, shave up from below, etc)