You’re just stating your preferences.

Or flattering your moobs.

Either way, rock it!

If it could move. Probably not made for that kind of weight!

Except I can get utility poles free, especially if I cut them down in the form of trees. 100% under the radar, unlike diesel and fertilizer, which will get you on a watchlist.

I’d sooner go for the data centers that operate their own turbines or generators. They’re horrifically polluting, and that stuff is expensive as fuck. You take out a turbine, that’s a major bill and not an easy thing to replace.

If the Geo brand came back this very instant with their peak model mix, they would be insanely successful right now.

I’m liking the idea of a grassroots terrestrial version of Rods From God: use utility poles (or sections thereof), launched from a pneumatic launcher hidden inside box trucks and/or trailers. Apply some good old kinetic energy to the right inputs/outputs/interconnections and we should be good.

But it might even be easier than that - use augers to target the data lines. I will admit I’m not sure whether such lines are typically underground, but that should be a matter of public record, no?

Oh please can AI just fuck off for once and keep going? Surely this shit has to pop soon. Otherwise I’ll have to learn all about data center sabotage, and that seems like work.

When I had my Kia Soul I would joke about sharing the “Hamy nod” (referencing the dope hamster commercial Kia used years ago), which was unbridled poppycock. Not even the drivers of the two other identical vehicles in town would even look my way, let alone nod, wave, or acknowledge we drove the same vehicle.

Hyundai Kona? LOL, I may as well be invisible.

Unless you’re in a Miata, Jeep, Harley, or some other extremely rare vehicle, it’s just not a thing so far as I can see.

Buy FishyCoin.

It’s absolutely stupifying that we’re here, but this is what happens when a former ally decides rules and agreements are for chumps and only bluster and threats can make deals.

That foot is enjoying his ear music almost indecently.

You have to enable wireless updates.

Worth whatever the cost per kilogram is these days.

Weird, all of my bills have burn damage in the middle.

Canvas sheets and large diameter rope. Make it look nautical. Add a life preserver for added flair. Maybe a brass bell.

Trampoline. Including on top.

Not sure what mentally deficient donkeys have to do with it all… but yes.

The best drill jokes always have a twist at the end.

Know why drill bits are musical? They always have at least one flute.

Yes, it’s drill joke night, don’t forget to tip!

This generalization can fuck off in a number of different ways.

I dunno, inner forces are extremely effective. Depression is even harder to overcome than inertia.

Flattening wood is on another plane.

While potheads don’t typically work out for fine woodworking jobs, jointers are absolutely needed.

I wonder if eliminating English would even be legal. Because our head of state is technically King Charles, there may be some stipulation of keeping English in there.