realitista@lemmus.org to Star Trek @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoHe just sits his ass down on all those buttons- he may or may not be firing lasers out into spacelemmus.orgimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down12
arrow-up1188arrow-down1imageHe just sits his ass down on all those buttons- he may or may not be firing lasers out into spacelemmus.orgrealitista@lemmus.org to Star Trek @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square60linkfedilink
minus-squareTallonMetroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·3 months agoNah, see, Federation has advanced haptic systems that can tell it’s a butt and therefore not valid input.
minus-squarerealitista@lemmus.orgOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 months agoWhat about the guest aliens with hand-butt?
minus-squareMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoGalaxy-class is probably like that fancy BMWs with personalized automatic seat- and driving-wheel-adjustments and driver-specific preferred settings for Ul and entertainment-center…
minus-squareTallonMetroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoWell, that’s just another opportunity for the crew to have some personal growth in resolving the misunderstanding.
minus-squareFreefall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoOr fingerprint reading for every button press.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI don’t think that’s what haptic means…
Nah, see, Federation has advanced haptic systems that can tell it’s a butt and therefore not valid input.
What about the guest aliens with hand-butt?
Galaxy-class is probably like that fancy BMWs with personalized automatic seat- and driving-wheel-adjustments and driver-specific preferred settings for Ul and entertainment-center…
Well, that’s just another opportunity for the crew to have some personal growth in resolving the misunderstanding.
ADS… Ass detection system.
Or fingerprint reading for every button press.
I don’t think that’s what haptic means…