This remember me the short story “They’re Made Out of Meat” by Terry Bisson.
Some of the homies have vision problems
For those who don’t know how octopi work (or octopodes; there, are you happy now?), look no farther than the tongue inside that spooky scary skeletal skull of yours.
That’s right: muscular hydrostats, babyyy. Inside your mouth right now is an orphaned octopus limb.
That sounds like part one of an 8 part erotic story about where on your body the octopus puts her tenticles.
You don’t need to use Latin plural forms in English, because English is not Latin.
Need to? No. Want to? Yes! Who wouldn’t want to say “octopodes”?
Octopodeez nuts
Aaayyyyyy
Yes, all the alumnuses from my college say the same thing as they study their datums about bacteriums.
I’m sure glad the first message was repeated at the top
I want short stories from therobotmonster
Tumblr being what it is and writing being harder than it seems I bet they do have web fictions if you want to look
