type shit
“Just don’t think about it”.
-religious people, unironically
BRB, need to make a t-shirt.
No quote, just:
Front: a small red and blue GOP donkey with dick out on the top left
Back: Ezekiel 23:20
What? I didn’t know they talked about Boeing engineers in the Bible?
Ezekiel’s wheels considered size queens to be haram.
I have this verse reference on a bumper sticker.
Just the ezekiel 23:30 part? Fuck yeah.
23:20*
Real Christians have this tattoo’d on their taint.
It’s definitely my favorite line in the Bible.
Listen, not every author is good with hiding their kinks.
Quentin Tarantino making characters that say the N word over and over or are involved in erotic foot fetish scenarios and then casting himself to play those characters.
Tarintino shows the US as it is/was. N-word is a part of that history
And it’s just a weird coincidence that it was the character he wrote for himself.
I don’t know his reasoning and I have no idea what kind of person he is, but I’d rather do something uncomfortable than ask someone to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CX00i4uZE
probably just a pragmatic way to save time/$, need a pasty white guy to say N-word…Tarintino about as pasty white as it gets
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“Nigger”. Americans refuse to use more standard terminology like “negroid race” or “negros” and prefer to call them just “blacks”. Some local racist shit, understandable only to American racists.
Lol, you think black people in the states want to be called “negros” or “negroid?” Lmfao.
Come on over and try it out on a crowded street. I’ll be very excited to video tape for you.
JFC none of those are ok to call black human beings wtf
OK, I’ll give you a small benefit of the doubt that “negro” was the common and accepted term, but that was a long time ago. Even still, it literally just means black, so your point is really stupid. You’re saying Americans refuse to call them black and only call them black. It’s stupid as fuck.
Also, for the “negroid race” thing, race is made up. Black is almost certainly more accurate than that shit.
Finally, one last thing, calling people black is far from an American thing. It’s the norm around the world (using the native language’s word for black usually).
calling people black
Applies to all skin shades.
explicitly types out several different slurs for a minority group
Insists it’s because Americans are racist
Yeeeeeaaaaahh literally none of those slurs are okay to use
Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.
It’s such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it’s got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.
I wouldn’t call 600BC prehistoric.
Depends on who your authority is
Since we have a written record, it’s clearly history, accuracy disclaimers aside.
To a lot of people, religious texts are authority
Are they your authority?
written record, it’s clearly history, accuracy disclaimers aside.
With that definition, isn’t Frodo dumping the One Ring into a vulcano history too?
Well, yes, 1955 CE is, in fact, history.
Sure, buddy. Now go play and let the adults talk.
Yooo why are you being such a dick?
Well obviously there’s a biological and psychological component, which would transcend cultures. Probably goes back to times in our evolution before we were even considered human.
That would explain its robustness across culture and history, but I can’t come up with even a shitty evopsych explanation. Bigger dicks scoop out more of the previous male’s ejaculate??
Ever heard of a peacock?
Hey! That’s what I do with mine
Same reason oral sex probably predates modern humans. Pleasing your partner is advantageous. Whether the bigger dick actually does this is a matter of perception. Just like in modern porn.
every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.
It’s funny seeing them looking it up
Especially good when you explain that Oholibah is Jerusalem and it’s a metaphor for how the Israelites whored themselves out against G-d and continually disregard the Lord’s commands. Ezekial is saying, in the most baller ass way, “Israel, y’all a bunch of ho bags, and the Lord has/will let y’all get decimated by the Babylonians and Chaldeans. So, stop being bad” It’s a really interesting prophetical book to read.
Are you spelling God wrong on purpose for some reason?
You are also spelling god wrong. It is without capital since there are like 5000 of them.
Well, it depends. Judaism and Christianity have kind of a hold on the capital G.
I’d prefer if no one ever had a reason to think about how to spell it
Why is that? I’m just curious to hear your perspective. To me, if someone is invested in something spiritually, assisting them in living a full, loving life, there is no harm.
I’d be okay with those people having to find their meaning elsewhere if all the historical atrocities went away too
Hebrew tradition, that I like. I believe in Samsara, in a way. So, for all the religions in the world, I believe there is truth and guidance and I follow the tenets that I feel bring me closer to the driving life force of the world.
In this metaphor, what does the donkey dick and horse cum represent?
It’s a very long, old way to say, Israel was horny for other gods from surrounding states. I don’t believe they individually mean anything.
For whatever reason I took “emissions like a horse” as someone who farts like a horse. I have to say horse cum makes way more sense.
There’s a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor’s goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we’re being honest with ourselves here.
I…. Don’t believe you. Lmao. Either that or sky daddy’s book is way more wild than I’ve ever considered
You really need to read the Song of Soloman. It’s basically a dirty love poem.
“Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.”
“This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.”
" I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."
Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not belong to him; so whenever he would sleep with his brother’s wife, he would spill his seed on the ground so that he would not produce offspring for his brother.
Onan had biblical pull out game
Now I’m imagining you lusting after horse farts.
Dick
prophetical
Right.
correct, that is how you refer to these books in religious studies
Those prophetical books tend to have been rewritten to make them prophetical in retrospect, so it does have that element.
I believe it was King Josiah, ~600BCE, who compiled the books and had them lightly edited into a History of the Kingdom kinda deal. The whole theme of the Kingdom of Judea being the Rightful Leader Of The Tribes really gives it away. There’s a lot of convenient propaganda.
The books that were “rewritten” were the kings of Israel were ranked according to adherence to Deuteronomy Law. The prophetical books remained untouched, I believe. At a quick glance at my books, I don’t see anything about rewriting prophecy. Would you mind sharing your knowledge?
Sorry, it’s been too long. I could be full of shit anyway :P
It might be more a case of selecting than editing the canon anyway.
I’M SO SORRY!!! I’M DUMB. I think I understand where you’re coming from. Referring to King Josiah’s reign in which Samaria was pretty much excluded further, which inevitability led to some bad tensions. He compiled the books into the official canon and told Samaria to basically eat it lol. Every great king in the bible is terrible lmao. Love it.
edit: I was narrow mindedly, only considering the offical Hebrew Bible perspective, whereas you were considering the broader Judaism that was prevelant in Samaria. early-early Judaism is so wild
No, you were right to challenge me!
yeah but it’s parable. so like… ?
Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense
Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn’t just pick a single animal here for reference?
Not if you’re a true connoisseur of equine reproduction apparatus like our boy Zeke here.
Zoo keeper! Zoo keeper!
Those two monkeys are killing each other.
(whispers) They’re having sex.
Oh.
And also, what women thinks, “the best part of sex for me is the mess at the end! The more I have to clean up after, the better, especially in this time of no running water!”
The kind of woman who is actually a man writing about what he thinks women want…
Bu-katholics?
They like the normal amount. Like, about a tablespoon
How does this witch know about running water from the future that hasn’t been invented yet?
Romans had aqueducts at the time this was written
I like how everyone is taking the witch’s side on this one.
Well, they weigh the same as a duck and have spells to make your penis bigger.
Streams and rivers?
god, same
A girl can’t have hobbies
" … and in the morning, I’m making waffles!"
