They can’t tell you’re sundowning if you stay up all night

^{Nominative determinism}

Step 1: “AI is gonna bring Jesus back!”

Step 2: “War in Iran is gonna bring Jesus back!”

Step 3: “Well, if the real thing isn’t gonna show… ”

Hey, you know why the Navy is hiring morticians instead of undertakers?

Kiss me, I’m Irish Israeli

OR ELSE!

But governments in Europe and elsewhere are growing uneasy that this reliance could undermine their economic and national security, especially after the past year, when China shut off much of the world’s supply of certain rare earths.

Sure, as opposed to continuing to boil the planet with fossil fuels which can be cutoff at the whim of a dementia-addled gameshow host

You know it’s a solid strategy when even the approach to clowning on it is

Block-aiding

“Not only does God play pocket-pool with the Universe, sometimes he tosses off where it can be seen”

“Ah, yes, a lot of people get this wrong. Calling ourselves Rational was never meant to be interpreted in the Logical sense, but in the Numeric sense. That is: We are a group whose every idea can be expressed as a tweet which, at least ought to be, ratioed”

Nice, I love sandwiches like this. If you haven’t yet, give cooking it like a grilled cheese a try

lol, the only “good reason to refrain from military aggression” is, “Eh, why bother? ”

*Off mic giggles* _{Shut up, shut up I’m gonna do it…} Houston, we have a BBBRAAAAPPPPPP-lem!

lol, truly Trumpian levels of conflict forethought showing up to your ‘kick the door down’ campaign in flip flops

Also, gives name as Harry Dresden and is wearing a long coat. In addition to everything else, dude’s LARPing The Dresden Files?

All in!

League of Non-credible Gentlemen

UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

I simply cannot believe you commies are SOOO anti-Semitic as to claim this group, which we won’t even pretend to do nothing to oppose their outsized influence on us for fear of risking their displeasure, has an outsized influence on us. For shame!

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