Judging by the Arthur Morgan technique, you hold it by the two hind legs, in one hand, and just grab four fingers-worth of it’s arsehole and yank violently down towards the head.

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If the gibbets rise, then let them rise.

His family tree has ‘Christ’ up one side of it. He is absolutely stupid enough to think that that is a direct relation.

Never offered real fixes for the problems but made you laugh at the fucking state of things.

Curious…

I feel as though half of MAGA would regret their vote if someone filmed and handed trump an unchambered weapon and asked him to crack off a round down a range.

Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can’t even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳

Strait jacket isn’t beshat enough.

A line of ground pepper.

The sound of a man wanging away at the overton window with a crowbar.

It’s a good thing he can’t go outside then.

Retaining Saigon not vital to ending the Vietnam war.

Copper cuffs copper.

“Why is your boss being a paedophile not a problem for you? Is it something you admire?”

I’m excited to see what he found to do in the three major counties of my life.

The best guess would be Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland next.
Or at least I would hope.

WITCH

I thought the reason you could be happy when he dies is because he is a paedophile?

I honestly don’t require any more cause than that.

What did it get right?