Ideally, like science, good journalism doesn’t have to be surprising, just true.

Yes. We all are.

Both hemispheres have seasons.

Ironically, this is how we really make America great again.

I guess the DOJ is about to start investigating the Supreme Court.

Also fuck CBS.

They also took her false teeth away.

Liberate the RAM first.

He is the oligarchiest.

The moon is “upside down” for half the planet.

Or it might aliens.

Any group of nutjobs can claim to be God’s favorite people. In fact, many do make that claim.

Yes. But I have no reason to believe that space terrorists are attacking Texas. Even if they should be…

Are you suggesting that someone is attacking the US with meteorites? And how do they “mysteriously appear twice”? How tight is your tinfoil hat?

Israel has nothing to do with God.

Israel has admitted to harvesting organs from dead Palestinians.

HP stands for “Hinge Problems”.

There are good people everywhere.

But what the fuck is Pepperidge Farms going to do about it? Fuck Pepperidge Farms.

The technology is fascinating; the business is infuriating.

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