Back when my sister and I would hang at the mall, sometimes we’d get bored and play this game of trying to get the highest number of random strangers to stare at the ceiling. We’d just walk down the mall, both looking at the ceiling as if looking for something specific.

You’d be amazed how contagious that is.

This movie made me want never to smile again, just for the fashion alone (sorry, poor joke).

It’s one of the most historically-accurate movies I’ve ever seen, and it makes me feel so bad for my ancestors.

Like, christ, life absolutely sucked and yet the colonists didn’t have it hard enough.

(e: look at the fashion in the movie though. It’s spot on. A masterclass in movie costuming, and that feels like an undersale. Just phenomenal dressing of this movie from every angle.
Dialogue too.)

Try to find your analogue in this world. Who would you be?

Sorry: The Witch

Great movie, if you haven’t seen it.

The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

We need you to die for us, but only if you have the right genitals.

Genitals win or lose wars, apparently.

They’re all basically the same. Narcissistic dragons.

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The bottom one. He’s pretty orange, but the contrast was clearly boosted to make him look even more orange than usual.

Also the top one. His lips never open that wide.

I get that this image has been manipulated to make him look worse, but not by much.

It’s insane he doesn’t see how bad he looks. In normal pictures he looks like a reverse orange raccoon, and he thinks that’s a good look.

Like, it’s so sad nobody in his circle can tell him how bad he always looks. They glaze him to the point he thinks he’s fucking Adonis.

Absolutely sad. And even more sad that the rest of us see how sad this is. I’d much rather see reality and be poor than look like a sad clown on the world stage.

I’d feel very bad for him and others like him (Elon, several celebrities) except I just can’t, and I couldn’t live with myself knowing how I look like an utter buffoon in front of everyone. But these fuckers have no empathy.

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The dog is eating the cat litter, getting sick, and making you pay thousands in vet bills.

But you’re WINNING!

‘Perfectly capable’.

Look, it works, okay? Survival of the fittest is a misnomer; it’s survival of the fit enough.

Have we tried just dropping our babies on city asphalt with a few sticks? Maybe we’re overdoing things.

Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.

No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.

I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.

Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.

*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your ….

Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.

Sounds like a skill issue.

Especially if it angers the US. FTFY.

Earliest I have is from 2017, 15 years after. It would be fun to see the original if it still exists.

This looks to me like the dogs owned by an Egyptian hieroglyphic carver. He’d have left them at home, but then he’d come home to his bedding and draperies chewed, so he brought them to work.

Oh my god, it’s been 22 years.

This meme can buy alcohol now.

I really think this is worth reading:

https://www.newsweek.com/hitler-incompetent-lazy-nazi-government-clown-show-opinion-1408136

And note you can easily substitute the word ‘Trump’ for ‘Hitler’ throughout, and it’s uncannily accurate.

It’s important to understand that, despite the popular image of Hitler – of a genius tactician who was ruthless, &c – he was actually a narcissist, an imbecilic buffoon, and it doesn’t take smarts to do a holocaust. Only power and sociopathy.

That’s why these people are so dangerous. Not because they’re smart, but because they aren’t, and people give them power anyway.