Trump’s administration created NASA? That’s news to me.

Clearly not enough orgasms.

What the actual fuck is your life?

Ah, the Lemmy Shitpost game. Is it Mittens or Violet?

My dogs are raw fed. Their dinner consists of their food, milk, homegrown eggs from our chickens, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, and other various treats depending on the day.

They’ll still go out and eat pig shit.

If only there were certain channels you joined that those names would still be there and you could just request access again on a new account and reunite with those friends.

Alas, that is just a shooting star.

Maybe they should go work for NASA and not a fucking Nazi.

I’d ask you what Musk’s asshole tastes like, but I don’t want to smell your breath.

SpaceX doesn’t even send people into space itself. They mostly just send exploding debris into the ocean.

Looks out at my 14 acre farmstead Not all of us.

I’ve not seen the proof. Have you?

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the Shareholders!

It’s easy. Just bring your resume in person, and a firm handshake. That’s it.

In a regular society? Yes. But this is America we’re talking about.

You’re back!

You respect Americans?

No one has ever accused fascists of being smart.

But they don’t have to be because their followers are dumb as fuck.

Hi, it’s me your long lost cousin!

You’re absolutely right.

However, if I can consume said content without giving money to companies who are going over and above to be anti-consumer? I’ll 100% take advantage of that.

If YouTube wants to go out of their way to make it harder for me to watch legally, I’ll go out of my way to watch illegally. You think I pay for 17 different streaming services for TV shows me or my partner want to watch? Fuck all that we pay for IPTV.

Pirates like me don’t want to have to jump hoops to watch your shit. But all these streaming platforms, Youtube, Twitch, the greed has become so hard to ignore that it’s impossible to rationalize paying them to fuck you anyway. Pay $18 a month for this service to watch this show, but this other show is on another service for another $16 a month. Fuck all that I’ll just open up whichever pirating site I have saved and download the fucking show in a half hour and toss it on my external HDD and watch it anyway.

I have no respect for companies that don’t respect their consumers.

Okay. Let me know when the dozens of content creators I follow on YouTube migrate there.