Winter_Oven

Seeing the comments, and generally all the monkey paw arrangements, I remember the genie in that one strip where he clarifies all the various things that needs to be considered when the person wished they could fly.

I personally feel that he is the best one, irrespective of how tedious it would be.

• make others fear what you carry

I’m also sending this to your wife(?)

I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here

why is it a negative number for the floating point error one? Doesn’t a day counter either increments or be set to zero? are they minusing the day by the value it holds to make it zero instead of just assigning it zero?? Why??

oh god

you know, I used to do this for my textbooks for a period of time, because they were huge, and I had to carry the relevant textbooks to school every day.

So that my back doesn’t break, and they I don’t ruin my bag and the books themselves, I used to split the books according to my semesters, glue some used cardboard as a cover, and cover it whole thing in book wrapping paper.

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shaking and crying rn

aw man I don’t know why but reading about 085 made me remember about the dragons and now I’m sad

of course santa’s delivering the cat’s christmas wish, unfortunately the wish was a shipload of fish, and santa got arrested for eco-terroism while delivering it.

our king 👑

dies

So how does one stop the “understanding”? I want my brain to listen, not auto-complete then give up on listening to the rest.

Huh, I see dogs, jumping up to catch something.

i miss the boys…

gad I hope it isn’t loss…

…have venom?

I bring you: broof

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I don’t think tip #2 is gonna work very well…