

No because (1) I’m not married and (2) if I was, I wouldn’t act like someone who deserved to be murdered by their spouse.


No because (1) I’m not married and (2) if I was, I wouldn’t act like someone who deserved to be murdered by their spouse.

A troll who lives under the floorboards and emerges to yell at anyone who gets too close to the edge.
Be sure to feed him a steady stream of goats. You don’t want a dead troll under your floor.
A crêpesadilla


You tell them. You explain it. And you focus on the joy of the dog’s life, while acknowledging the grief because the dog is gone.


Which god(s) is/are correct (and, by association, which are wrong)?


No, this is Patrick


Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I don’t imagine a twisted mass of mouse corpses with their tails all knotted together would be any more pleasant to look at than a rat king.


When you write on it.


There is no such thing as too many kinds of beans in chili.
It will make it different. It will not ruin it.
Or are you just not sure how to spell it, so you inserted a placeholder?
Why did you censor the word “French?”
Look at his website and scroll through his comics, it’ll be pretty plain to see.

Because there is no “center” of the earth.


Columbo himself claimed that he was never as smart as the other detectives, so he worked harder and thought more in order to make up for it.

Good. I hope you heal quickly.
His comics are like watching a train wreck.


(look at the byline)
(he’s a famous cartoonist)


Al-generated still OK

And to think, they are still using that same game engine.
Sure, they gave it a new name. But it’s basically the same engine.