Nice painting, but it has two Simbas and the fat pig is missing.
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I had a programmer giving up on a task today and had to resort to VBA in Excel.
Excel is a shit program and Visual Basic is a shit language, but if you combine them, you can do things that are impossible in any other way.
Someone once said that you can make Excel do anything except coffee. I disagree. It can probably make coffee too.
The Norwegian Crown Princess is in deep shit though.
I think they had a whole fucking lot of sex problems.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK none of the Nordic nations have a legislated Minimum Wage
8·3 days agoNo, only in Sweden. And if you look up someone, they will be notified of who did it.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?
10·4 days agoEel don’t have genitalia.
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Green Energy@slrpnk.net•Cuba could beat US energy blockade with $8bn investment in renewables, says thinktank
11·5 days agoThey can probably find 8 billion dollars in the same place that USA found 29127 billion dollars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt
It’s just numbers anyway.
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News@lemmy.world•Meta creates AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the boss
4·5 days agoImportant?
Elderly people don’t need Facebook. The cloud is right there to be yelled at.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something that is more difficult than it seems?
2·5 days agoI think it’s great that people make free music, I do so myself, but it’d be wrong to think that it’ll fit perfectly.
I’d much rather see developers taking contact and getting custom made music that actually fits. Free or paid that’s not the question, but just to have someone make a conscious decision of what actually fits the game.
It’s such a large part of the game experience that it’s a shame that it’s often left up to random generic human or AI generated tunes.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something that is more difficult than it seems?
51·5 days agoI’m not a skier but I don’t think you’re supposed to control the skies with your hands either.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Y'all ever have intrusive thoughts about accidentally dropping stuff in storm drains? (particulary when you have your phone out) And like if that happens, wtf is someone supposed to do?
12·5 days agoI think it’s a variation of the “call of the void”.
Your brain has an instinct to imagine the worst possible situation to keep you safe.
People lose stuff at subways all the time. Contact the staff and they’ll fish it up. Keys in drains can be retrieved with a magnet on a rope. If you lose something in a drain indoors, you can probably open the water trap and take it. Heavy things don’t just flush out easily.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit thereEnglish
3·5 days agoJust tilt the fridge backwards before moving it in.
Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.
I always fall for the old “you’ve gotta try this!”
“Ah shit it’s cheesecake … again.”
monogamy is based on old property laws, on normarivity, and enforced by states/religions.
I’m not sure about that. If you ask anyone in a monogamous relationship, they wouldn’t say that they’re doing that because of the society, state or church.
I think it’s something much more instinctual and possibly biologically conditioned. Pheromones are a hell of a powerful chemical. If you’ve ever had a crush on someone, you’ll definitely have experienced how it makes you focus everything on that one person, regardless of what you want or what they want or what anyone else including your religion wants.
I think it’s funny. They’re also both wearing the “red power tie”. Trump used to do so a lot too.
I like a red tie and I acknowledge the idea of how it can be used to signal power, but it has to be done in the right setting where everyone else is not wearing a red tie. It’s only possible to pull off if you’re the only one wearing a red tie.
Having two idiots next two each other with red ties only highlights the stupidity of both of them dressing up as a power move.
I don’t really like cheesecake, but having eaten those four types, I think the American one is the better one.
It doesn’t taste like much. Fluffy sugary bread.

















Insurance is worse than communism in this case.
Tax paid universal healthcare and healthcare insurance both work on the idea of socializing the cost.
The difference is that insurance companies also need to make a profit too feed the owners. Since they don’t actually produce anything that can make a profit, the only place they can grab the “profit” is by denying cover.
American healthcare insurance is exactly the same picture that is shown when people try to explain why communism doesn’t work.