im sure they were just there on holiday

Inflation is price gouging by another name, fight me nerds

These guys really like beans

We can’t let the US plan all the 9/11 attacks so it’s great to see other countries getting in on the fun

Now that the Strait of Hormuz is closed yanks can’t even cover themselves in oil anymore

Can’t believe I’m getting to see CNN’s footage of the next legitimate ™️grassroots ™️mass anti government protests in Cuba a whole five years early

Posting like a 10 year old who got kicked out of the snow fort by the other kids for being a dick

I left the country at the right time, huh

Hopefully the first payment of many

You guys don’t understand, he’s upset because when women cover their faces by putting on burqas he starts panicking and thinking they’ve magically disappeared, someone must pay for the tricks these pranksters are pulling on him

Donald Trump came to prominence in the 1980s by beating Dragster in just 5.51 seconds

gourmet burger

So like A&W?

Marx failed to consider the times when you forgot to bring the new pack of toilet paper into the bathroom so when you run out you have to awkwardly waddle to where you left the toilet paper and drag it back into the bathroom

Damn, you find out something new about yourself every day

lmao isn’t this the girl who had to go to therapy for racism because of how racist she was

Constantly haranguing my lawyer so that he specifies that my underage victims are NOT to be passed on to my wife when he’s writing my will

a white boy’s secret identity