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Cake day: January 15th, 2026

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  • No the fuck it isn’t. If it does, I’ll switch to a Linux phone. If that wants my age, I’ll modify it so that it doesn’t. If that breaks my applications, I’ll modify them too. If they can’t be modified, I’ll stop using them. If I can’t stop using them, I’ll create my own replacement for them.

    I’ll circumvent this in whatever way possible and disseminate information related doing so to everyone I know who cares even slightly. For people that don’t care, I’ll make them care. If they can’t be made to care, who needs them?
















  • I often wish I was a woman so I could date women without the whole everything that comes with being a man. Then I realize you’re all going through it too. I resign to find happiness on my own. Then I remember that my immunity to pleasure and joy makes that impossible. Fuck it. I resign to find something larger than myself to contribute to.

    I’ll leave it to the rest of you to toil and agonize in pursuit of love. Let me know if it works out.