Thanks mate

Oh there it is, thank you

I remember they’ve used that word before. Is it a pun on something other than just “panic”? Is it like republican - repanican or something? I wouldn’t be surprised if it really is just as dumb as it sounds, but I feel like maybe I’m missing something

Vice President JD Vance will head the U.S. negotiating team for the peace talks with Iran on Saturday

I guess the war will kick back off on Saturday after Vance insults their attire and then tries and fails to call Trump

Quick while everyone is watching the big basket sport game!

Already gagging at the future black hawk down style crying soldier movie about this that’s going to get made

Yeah that’s fair

Yeah let’s see how much mileage that buys for bloodthirsty Western suburban savages

I honestly think in the long run it wouldn’t make a difference in the greater war effort. Better to let them get ripped apart

Why would stopping a crowd from exacting justice from an imperial murderer be considered level-headed? There would be nothing to gain from seeking to extort the enemy with it; they’re already bombing vaccine facilities, electrical grids, schools, and desalination plants

“Sir it appears a small group of online posters has shown a remarkable understanding of geopolitical strategy. You’ll want to see this report.”

Scans through dossier “What’s a Beanis?”

I’m thinking we get a Wolf of Wall Street moment where everyone including him is expecting to say Epic Fury is done but then he’s up there just thriving in the moment and he says you know what we’re gonna keep fuckin goin

We are just constantly reminded of how evil the West can be with its framing. The bombing of that manufacturer will absolutely lead to preventable deaths, of course. Yet from AP live updates:

Israel said early Wednesday it struck a plant supplying Iran’s theocracy with fentanyl, a powerful synthetic opioid, to allegedly use in a chemical weapons program. Iran acknowledged the strike on Tofigh Daru factory, but insisted it only supplied “hospital drugs” used in medical operations.

This even after Iran threw out oil shipments through the straight to be paid in yuan. Jfc

Yeah it’s a satire account

And you know who makes those D9 bulldozers? Fucking Caterpillar

Oh shit! Anyway

Hell yeah that goes so hard

All the West is like “he’s grooming his heir! Look he’s doing it look!” But in reality the guy just wants to do cool shit like ride tanks and shoot guns with his kid

Dude Crimson Desert looks sick