Just a quick detour round the bottom half of the planet thru the dreaded southern seas, no biggie

“They make a desert and call it peace.” Empires never change.

Him sitting down and reading a book is something I literally cannot picture in my mind.

lmfao she looks like a baked potato

EDIT: Wait is she still wearing fake nails? Everything is a fucking photo op with these plastics

who tf could POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!

“hrrm why yes British Broadcasting Corporation, i AM fine with being fucking nuked and bombed back into the classical era cuz Freedumb”

Hell will be hot for these insects but not nearly hot enough.

It’d be funny if it weren’t so sad

least bougie Canadian politician

🎶a tale as old as time🎶

Last time they had to do this sort of thing was Covid and many westerners lost their ever-loving minds permanently so I’m sure this will go over well.

I do but not enough because I’m a lefty and hold my pen way too tightly so it hurts to write for long.

They had to change the slogan to No Tyrants or something for the UK version. You can’t make this shit up.

Wasting food was always the worst part of my job but nowadays… it’s very hard to just pretend everything is fine like everybody else here seems to be. Reminds me of month 1 of Covid.

God help us all.

the Dishonored games feel like a warm bath

jfc this lady makes me sick. Genuinely. Good for him for calling her what she is: a propagandist.
“Erm Donald Trump can go to a golf course but your leader can’t??? Pretty suspicious! 🤓”
I used to see the treatlerite thing as a meme but now I see that it’s literally true, whoever has the most luxuries and freedoms is morally the best in their eyes.

“Iran has created a few monsters of it’s own hasn’t it? 🤓”
…coming from the British fucking empire???

It makes sense that these rats would plan this shit for a weekend. They always do for the precious Business Cycle. I hope they’re all toast by Monday. Let the markets feast their eyes on THAT.

Getting an e-bike changed my life as somebody who still has to learn to drive. Totally worth it, even if the cost is hard to stomach upfront. They’re FAST too. Mine tops out at around 45 KM/H on flat ground. And I’m laughing all the way to the bank these days cuz it’s pure electric.

no you’re right, it can be pretty sycophantic. It sounds like a stalker or something lol. I feel like I do get more pushback w/ Deepseek than I had a year ago and it isn’t quite as big of a yesman, but there’s absolutely room for improvement. It’d be cool if you could eventually pre-load certain prompts to make those customizations. You can just copy paste it I guess but that sounds tedious.

That’s what happens when you build a Peter Pan society based on vibes and Market Confidence. When material reality catches up and the wrong Market Signals™️ are sent out and a sufficient number of oligarchs stop clapping for Tinkerbell, the economy shits it’s pants and dies.

The most efficient, humane economic system in history, everybody.