yesss

1. there’s nothing fucked up about my posts

2. stop discrediting female freaks

3. no, i’ll keep going

😊

i’m in such a great mood

tbf they’re very… sexually progressive people. i don’t remember sex ever being a taboo topic.

not specifically, lol

i’ve written quite a bit about this situation on here. but the gist of it is that these 2 guys that i’m currently obsessed with didn’t want to get involved with me physically cause of my parents

no mention of DP to my parents. just told them to confirm to them that it’s okay for us to have fun together if we want to.

asking my parents was actually the last resort as i love a challenge

but decided to not waste any more time

the irony is that this is actually such an easily attainable dream if i just used a dating app or socialized at a club

but ofc i had to become infatuated with 2 specific guys who are a challenge to get with

i’m hyper-fixated on the 2 guys i’ve been constantly talking about

eyes on the prize i’ll bang them one of these days

i’m 1 step away from calling my parents and asking them to tell them guys it’s okay to fuck if u wanna fuck

notice how the rocks on the dirt don’t stop her from walking barefoot?

perseverance darlings

my mom is the “mistress” of many men, short and long term

my dad says that in the world of business sex is one of the most valuable informal currencies, lol

omggg u remember that?

that was my first ever post on asklemmy on my first ever account🥹 when i was 13 & i asked my dad about it and he said that when you’re filthy rich it’s normal and expected to have hot mistresses like my mom

according to her it’s not the same thing

“In one record, it is said that during the execution of Prince Thagara, the headless body of the young prince, in a state of terror, clung tightly to the body of a royal guard and had to be forcibly removed with great difficulty.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Thagara

Also, the Konbaung dynasty ended only six years later anyway, when they came under British rule…

i’d make a great reality star

My parents tend to go a bit over the top, people who’ve seen my older posts will know what I mean. The original plan was for a family friend to come along, but I decided against it because it didn’t feel like much of a solo trip anymore. These guys just follow my lead and do whatever I want, so it still feels like a solo trip.

Yeah, that was me lol. I deleted the first one in the heat of the moment, and the second one because I was offline focusing on a fling.

Is this a safe space for me to admit that this is one of my biggest fantasies (being with both a dad and his son)?

except these guys won’t touch me as they say it’s “unprofessional/unethical”.😒

love teasing and ragebaiting them tho