No he named his son Doban which is just as weird

I hope she has a giant cock so I can suck it and be more gay.

Why the Epstein scandal is Keir Starmer’s most perilous moment yet after chief of staff resigns

Really tackling the tough issues there. 🙄

Stealing removes the original. “Piracy” is a copy, derived from an intrinsic operation on digital information.

Thusly, the original (and your hat) survives despite this:

lifetime of extreme undeserved generational wealth

commit financial fraud and sex crimes with impuny for decades

bang/murder underage teenagers on private island whenever

marry a supermodel who absolutely despises you but can’t do anything about it

spout absolute narcissistic ego-pumping nonsense and get elected president (wat.)

openly and continuously betray the United States and nothing happens (lol)

multiple assassination attempts, literally just a tiny scratch on the ear

get dementia and fumble through new middle east war just because that’s what presidents do lol

get impeached twice and nothing happens

tHiNgS ArE LoOkInG QuItE BaD fOr TrUmP!!!111 hurdrrr!

This is quite possibly the luckiest, most privileged person who will ever live. If the White House was hit by a giant meteor tomorrow, Trump would somehow survive. Expect this walking talking piece of shit to live to 117, and get elected 5 more times.

Things are looking BAD for the RETARDS OF THE UNITED STATES who elected this hyper-douche TWICE. Are you fucking kidding? DONALD TRUMP will be just fine. The rest of us are FUCKED, as planned.

In order for this man to actually see justice, you would need to invent time travel. The mere existence of the Trump family is definitive evidence that the base state of existence is chaotic entropy and that morality is a frail human dalliance on par with the credibility of astrology.

A new HOLOCAUST is brewing. To flippantly wave false hope with such a headline is at best ignorant complicity. I think I’m going to throw up.

Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.

The Cytherians from… Cytheria? 😏

I think that the distinct overlap between abusive religion and abusive leaders is what makes the former so useful to the latter.

Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

I think Trump is definitely a Christ-like figure when I remember that Jesus was executed by the state for leading a rogue political movement.

If you depict yourself as Christ, don’t be surprised when people nail your ass to a cross.

I guarantee you he will start trying to charge a toll for passage just like Iran.

How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏

Microsoft Gave FBI Keys To Unlock Encrypted Data, Exposing Major Privacy Flaw

They don’t want you to be able to use encryption they can’t control.

They get to abuse public infrastructure to build their stupid little robots tax free, and we get to pay for the repairs with our tax dollars.

Privatize the gains, socialize the losses.

Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!

…OR DIE!

What kind of white sauce is made from nuts?

As far as it is a fable of how vicious, incompetent leaders come to power, he definitely is.