This is ART

Could it be scrapple? It’s definitely some kind of processed meat that’s been fried on the flat top

Almost makes me wish Hell and eternal damnation were real things.

1: piece of chicken

2: piece of broccoli

3: corn tortilla

4: ???

5: a wholesome meal

Why?

Vance is kind of a fruit tho

His noodly appendage

In our town they are paid hourly at calls

Well no, now we’re interested and you need to elaborate on the camels.

It wouldn’t be a reference to the film then. I don’t think it’s meant to be disparaging.

And hemp makes for a garbage printing medium anyway

Golden are BY FAR the most aggressive breed I’ve worked with. Usually food aggression, sometimes possessive aggression, but it’s not ever the breeds fault. Shitty owners see other well behaved Golden’s and think “easy dog” then get one. They aren’t easy dogs, they are just HIGHLY trainable. If you don’t train them and socialize them, they are worse than bully breeds in my experience. A lot heavier too.

Tips and tails. Tips for the methanol, tails for the nasty heavy stuff

Can’t read the Epstein Files if you’re blind from methanol poisoning, remember to collect your tips and tails folks!

Volunteer firefighters are not unpaid, that not what volunteer means in this context. They are not full time, professional firefighters, they have normal jobs and when a call goes out, whoever can make it drops what they’re doing and goes in. But they absolutely get paid, very well, for their time, from the tax payers dollar. Or by directly suing for restitution as with my car accident. $1700 for a gaggle of looky lous

Reminds me of Ra

I don’t really think any of us are normies

Volunteer firefighters are paid pretty damn well while 20 of them stand around a car wreck at 2am.

There are some real sickos out there man

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack dogs on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched tennis balls glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like drool in rain. Time to lie down.