Skin Killer. If your partner’s still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn’t be.

Please no. I don’t trust my or any government not to resort to prison/forced labor for these tgings.

Where in the dash was it built? Maybe our hero is the designated driver with a passion for making sure that passengers riding shotgun never have to be sober.

What necromancy did you pull to get the Lincoln administration to podcast?

You could, potentially, get in touch with Washington’s Dept of Labor & Industry, and file a complaint about unsafe practices concerning boiler maintenance. Such as you suspect them of trying to avoid using National Board certified welders on ASME vessels.

It might not work, but…

Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

Open secret, hiding in your spice aisle.

The great American state of Egypt. Naturally.

Sign reads “covered in part by UnitedHealthCare”

Teacher? Garbage collector? Librarian? County Clerk?

Literally almost any public service job?

The gov’t sided with the seperatists? Sure.

I’ve always enjoyed a stout Minnesota accent. Very cosy and fun. Sexy… Is a bit beyond my use case.

See, this is more of my beef with the system - battleships have been named after states almost exclusively. If he wants a ship named for himself it should be a CVN.

Bin Laden had a snuff film? I remember Saddam’s, but not Bin Laden’s.

How many decades of study does it take to come to the conclusion that ‘Israel was right to detonate pager-bombs’ and not deserve shit for it?

That is to say not every greybeard academic is immune to shit takes.

I think they’re talking about the s in older documents being written differently, such that if you weren’t familiar, you might confuse it with an f. But only the first s in such cases that there were more than one.

The wax seal doesn’t work that way - the stamp should be inverted.

“with goodwill and common sense, I believe we can…”

When the folks across the aisle you’re champing at the bit to reach demonstrate goodwill and common sense, maybe you might have a ghost of a chance. Until such time, you’re validating the position that trans women have no place in established sports.

<3. I love you all the more for your dedicated introspection and understanding.

Things may have been easier on the gender front were you cis, but that just means that other things would fill that void - especially considering your empathy in these times of global strife.

I shower regularly, so I guess I can’t vote Mamdani.