Ah damn, I was a state actor who was going to smuggle in sleeper agents to perform sabotage and espionage in the US, but I can’t figure out how to create a fake social media profile. I admit defeat.

Certain major instances are way worse than reddit ever was.

In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

This can’t be real

Some people legitimately just want to be left alone.

No, it won’t, because it has never not been creepy. People should be allowed to go into public without constantly being approached. The part you don’t get is that being asked out for coffee once is novel, twice is fun, but after that it gets old really fucking quick. I do not want to have to deal with that every time I just want to do some fucking laundry.

And 90% of the people who do/did this are legitimately creeps.

Oh no.

Anyway

Say the line Bart

I have legitimately never met a single person in real life who has anything positive to say about bazel, and I assume it it because they have all killed themselves.

This thread is wild, I’m here like “cmake is by far the simplest way to cross compile to ARM and x86, with and without Cuda build targets” and y’all are talking about IDEs for some reason.

Manual makefiles don’t scale though and you end up needing some other bootstrap framework pretty quick.

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It generated “cat drinking a beer” just fine for me

You know perfectly well why. Because one of his buddies who believes “gun ownership is a human right” gave it to him. Or “accidentally lost it” at his place.

This shit is rampant, and is why the US needs gun registration.

So what you are saying is that we would have flying cars and free healthcare if Big Bird had died in the Space Shuttle?

Woah

Europeans: Americans are so obsessed with race

Also Europeans:

The bigger problem is everyone has kids already. But by 45 or so you can start looking for people with adult kids.

That’s why it’s so brilliant. The weird keeps coming.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of JD Vance masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.