Frosty the snowman? Telling somebody to jam a carrot up his ass?

QWOP

You should proofread your own posts before spouting off about literacy in the future.

Milk! Fuck yeah!!

I’m gen X as all hell and I’ll say lol when I want lol.

Just wait until the world cup comes to Texas. We aint got no commuter trains lmao.

Threats against the pope are nothing new. The popemobile is armored as fuck.

Lol, I commit at least two before I even leave the house.

Yes.

Our prosecutors like to throw a bunch of heinous charges and see what sticks. Its how they get people to agree with plea bargains.

He killed the last one lmao

Little does she know, I’m into small titties, I’ll sexualize the fuck out of her lmao.

Or you could unscrew the fucking thing and move it somewhere else, but I’ll let you sort that out with your anger management therapist.

This needs to be a T-shirt.

Ragnarok is going to sort all this shit out.

Imaginary?

Yep I traveled to Great Britain a few times during “the troubles.” Security was not fucking around.

Do they have heroin tho?

UNObomber? Is that the Mexican knockoff version?

Aint no government app ever going on anything I own. I dont care what government it is either.