If only there was an easier way of playing pokemon on location. Guess I’ll have to hope to win the lottery

How dare someone point out all the shitty things russia does every fucking time.

My thoughts are that it would have been a nice surprise

I work in a photostore, and the prices for fast sd-cards are getting ridiculous. Every time I scan one in the cash register I am almost scared of telling them the price.

That reflection is wrong. He has his head between his legs in the mirror.

Legolas, what do your cunt eyes see?

I don’t think I should know the US constitution.

What is this pirate football they speak of?

If you are in the Netherlands there’s a 99% it’s speed skating instead.

Ah classic “here’s a tool to make your job easier. But don’t think it will make you work less, it will just give us more money” (if ai even makes it easier)

Really? Well don’t I have tofu on my face…

I thought vegans liked tasteless?

To shit in?

Shut up nerd.

Why not get a modern scanner that scans higher resolution? Just wondering what this does better.

A more valid reason would have been cause they aren’t an indie company.

So you think America’s terrible response to the superstorm in new york is gonna affect everyone on the planet? Like 9/11?

People trying to live their lives are the enemy?

Looks fine on my end

Is it the bird?