Due to ill-advised tie-ins, in MTG you can now pit Dwight Schrute against Bebop & Rocksteady with help from Ian Malcolm and SpongeBob, who has the One Ring. Don’t worry, here comes Godzilla and Hatsune Miku to save the day, just tap your Bob Ross lands to play.

It’s just goth aesthetics for nerds. And somehow doing it with a smart watch makes black metal gauntlets look less silly.

Getting heavily tattooed, not having kids, not getting married/“settling down”. I grew up in an extremely conservative Christian home that pushed the standard “American Dream” plan but never embraced it. I’m aware there’s experiences that I’ll never have that are a source of joy and life defining for others, but I knew very early on those things weren’t calling me. Decades later I have zero regrets about what I didn’t do and what I did do.

I mean, when he looks in a mirror he’s seeing double of himself anyway.

Don’t be obtuse prole. Of course there’s victims and victimizers. In this case two victimizers have joined forces for one cause, but they aren’t doing it for the sake of one another nor are they going to split the land once they take it. American Christians and Israeli Zionists will burn their “allies” once the bloodwork as done and turn on each other with the zeal and righteousness they currently show for Gaza.

It’s how Jesus recharges his power in between his solar cycle holidays.

The message is that personal hate and greed with your enemies is convenient so long as you have a third party to unleash your ire on. Both sides have an undercurrent of this genocide and imperialism as a holy war, both sides use one another, but the IDF has no more love for American Christians than Christian Americans have for Jews. United only in hate and the idea that their version of god justifies it.

I don’t think the IDF or the Christian nationalists put much stock in their actual “faith” or doctrine beyond the self-righteous justification that some form of god is on their side, all while knowing it’s capital and guns that win wars and enable genocide. The American Zionists can ignore the slaughter if they choose, don’t lose their own if someone shoots back, and above all their tax dollars are funding a holy war instead of social programs for their undesirable neighbors. Israeli Zionists get unlimited ammo and a bodyguard that, while in decline, remains enough of a threat that the rest of the world won’t cross them to take action against Israel. The IDF could burn a village of Israeli Christians on a pyre of US flags and their American supporters would write it off as “not our denomination”.

IDF soldier smashing Christian icons, presumably while getting funded and supplied by Christian nationalists across the pond.

Cannibal Corpse is missing out if they don’t do a limited edition repress of Hammer Smashed Face.

That does tend to be the source of most religious disputes- your salvation grift is cutting into our salvation grift, your cult is getting more popular than our cult, your influence could be a threat to local politics. Mormonism wasn’t rebuked by a woke mob of atheists sick of conmen, advocating science, and opposed to a new version of the old patriarchy, it was rebuked by a mob of other Christians who thought their Christianity was better. They joined forces out of bigotry, jealousy, greed, and xenophobia. Smith was a charlatan in Jesus’ name, he was just a more successful one than his rivals and that pissed then off.

That’ll clear up with a little ivermectin and a toilet rail.

The modern dog food industry in the US was built on the rapid collapse of horses as a necessity when the assembly line made automobiles attainable. Once again, our best friend comes in to save the day!

I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.

Spook the market Sunday, spend spend the first half of the week blustering, place Polymarket bets on Thursday, announce the problem is solved and count your profits Friday, golf on Saturday (well, actually every day, but Saturday you don’t have to tweet if you don’t want to).

Too much penis, not enough jar shattering. ⭐️⭐️⭐️❌❌

There’s a special kind of superiority for evangelicals like the people who raised me. There’s the hatred of racism, misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia- those are often easy to identify at first glance or figure out quickly. They want their white Christian America, and a substantial percentage of Mormons and Catholics are white and “Christian enough” when they need voter and public support. I think Catholics and Mormons have forgotten that the people they’ve been breaking bread with are the descendants of the people who terrorized the Irish and Italian immigrants and ran the Mormons out of New York, the Missouri, and tried to run them out of Idaho. Given time they’d probably turn on each other over Lutherans vs Baptists. They don’t actually want broad white evangelical supremacy, they want themselves alone to be supreme and to be able to tread on anyone else to have their way. They’ll always find an excuse to justify their personal “betterness”, but in fact are just empowering the oligarch class who will always reap the benefits of being above the law.

As an American raised by evangelical nationalists, I always knew it would go down like this. There’s enough tolerance to function in day to day life but the behind closed doors contempt and downright hate, not for the theology or the scandals that come up, but the plain hate for people being different was instilled almost daily. They’d accept a kindness from a Catholic or Mormon neighbor, smile to their face, then talk shit as soon as they left. The entitlement and sense of superiority while simultaneously being victims is phenomenal. The more they realize they don’t need to rely on a broad idea of “Christianity” to further their agenda the more they’ll turn on every sect that doesn’t fit their idea of “Christianity”. I hope the Mormons are taking notes about the cost of hitching wagons with the evangelicals, cus they really hate you guys.

Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something’s odd… Feel like I’m God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-MOTHERFUCKER!!!