Yeah but at least we can all sleep comfortably knowing this guy is not collecting as much OT as he regularly would while they determine he did nothing wrong.

He’s just trying to avoid paying for a baby sitter when he asks her out.

That would go great with all these hamberders.

Instant pot 5-5-5 recipe has never let me down.

He’s no tiger woods for sure.

Old El Paso hard and soft shell tacos.

I saw someone rambling yesterday that it indeed is Obama and Bidens fault due to them not attacking Iran when they were in power and now Trump has to clean up their mess. Unhinged logic for sure.

Oui oui.

Atheist eagle scout here, can confirm.

Goes well with a side of school shooting doesn’t it?

I hate to burst your bubble but yes they can. https://www.creditcards.com/education/recurring-charges-updater-1275/

Me too and I still have boobs.

That stupid jumpy bear can gargle my balls.

Is it really even a road trip if there is no chance of the vehicle catching fire or exploding? Sounds boring TBH.

Yeah too many tourists is something I’d never thought I’d hear a town say.

It’s pretty easy to not be a piece of shit isn’t it?

Unless you eat them for the shape.

Counting down until he’s lying in state.

Sister city of Fucking, Austria

Or very accomplished children.