It’s possible. Very small chance but it does happen.

Make your first or last name the name of the website so you know who sold your email address to spammers.

She died from the coconut crabs pulling her apart like an extra cheese pizza.

Worst dungeon crawler ever

I had to sleep in JFK Airport once. I don’t recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.

House. He’d ignore me the whole time.

But what if you find One-Eyed Willie’s treasure while you’re there?

So far, I haven’t seen any of this with my Hisense TV. I have a Pihole but I believe smart TV’s, at least this brand, has a hard-coded dns so it can dial home without going through my default dns.

Surely this is headlines everywhere, right?

Every episode of Frasier.

Luke was a Commander in the Rebel Alliance by then so not all that terrible. He definitely had more war crimes than Anakin.

Boom roasted

Bet on Patriots

Corruption loves corruption

Fergie was a nickname for Sarah Ferguson, at least here in the US supermarket tabloids, a long time before the Black eyed Peas singer came along.

lol I knew who Fergie was years ago but had no idea she once married that doorknob.

My grandfather or grandmother, I can’t decide. Ben Franklin. Carl Sagan.

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

The Wendy’s by me are all owned by the same guy and the service is terrible at all of them. I haven’t been to one in years.

I love how they were asking the officials questions and they had no idea what the rules were.