I mean some of them seem very normal and not unique to dads. Like “look horses”, why the fuck would i not tell people that there are horses? That goes for most groups of animals, animals are cool.

Hot dogs and… Uhhh… Corn?

Nothing is more wholesome than people doing it for the love of the game

Haha op you’re so cool and sexy

Yeah, you pick kill for your wife like the baby boomers taught us

That would look fierce parked diagonally 8 standard-sized parking stalls and 2 handicap stalls.

I prefer the other spelling

I’m not religious, but I can see the immense value that religion had historically as an imperfect guide to ethics and practical knowledge.

Sure, we can scoff at the hypocrisy and flaws now with our years of schooling, but the common person didn’t have the same access to academia back them. Short, memorable stories that show people getting punished for misdeeds and others rewarded for positive deeds is much easier to impart onto peasants than the nuances of collectivism.

Someone could point to the horrible acts done in the name of religion, but just imagine if those people didn’t have the fear of god in them. Tribalism would have separated humans into different nonreligious groups to genocide in a world without religion.

Is it specific to a field or region? I’m in grad school right now, and at every stage it’s always been APA (American Psychological Association) citation format.

To be fair, it is something sweet to wish upon someone. It’s just the context is that person has to be dead.

While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

LaVar Burton would like a word.

Never have I ever seen a snoot that doesn’t get booped

Hey now. The US also lost a war against jungle villagers, and then later started losing wars against inanimate objects like drugs.

Ewww it’s TJ boner or whatever his name is

Absolutely no joke I would watch this all the way through.

The biggest complaint about Hallmark is how they lack creativity and every plot is the same. I feel like the missing piece to their formula is absurdism. Like a love child between the princess switch 2: switched again meets sharknado.

Or even crazier, the one raised by the Fr*nch

I would have expected her to be one of those annoying un-set cards that make you irl get into a batshit crazy argument and ruin everyone’s night in order to tap the card for one mana of any colour.

On the plus side it has she has bat synergy with some of the Bloomburrow cards.

That’s why I always go for the parry, disarming the doctor and asserting my dominance.