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glimmer_twin [he/him] to badposting • 2 months ago

The average american is 3 missed treats away from perpetrating a mass casualty event

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The average american is 3 missed treats away from perpetrating a mass casualty event

glimmer_twin [he/him] to badposting • 2 months ago
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    GOOD post

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  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I woke up and read this as "3 missed tests". Now, I have a lot of dreams about missing class or being unprepared for an exam from when I was in high school. But none would trigger such an event.

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    • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      That's a mass causality event, depending the test or final involved

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  • Chana [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    I ALREADY CAN'T BUY RAM DON'T TRY ME COPPERS

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  • Snort_Owl [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Most americans are already 2/3 missed treats

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  • unaware [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I think this was meant for hexbear.net/c/goodposting

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