Home Depot, apparently

“I know I backed off last time, and probably will this time, but next time I really mean it”

After the first couple lines I was like oh shit it’s me and then it just kept going and going and going. I’m sorry regardless for not being more prepared. I’ve only ever ordered one thing online for in person pickup and it was a clusterfuck

Damn I had a feeling but I wanted to believe

They know they have to do something to make sure the rest of Europe doesn’t follow suit and heavy handed aggression is the only tool in their toolbox

What the fuck

This is the wildest comment I’ve read here in a while

I was on vacation this week. I do not feel rejuvenated and will not be any more prepared to work on Monday than I was a week ago.

They ayes have it

Oh god. You filthy leftists. You’ve made me do this. I just. I cannot believe you forced me to vote for the ballot initiative to kill all puppies. I will never forgive you for twisting my arm to the point of breaking such that I must act against my dearly held liberal principles. God damn you all to hell, vile wretches.

The scene from The Messenger where they tell the dead soldier’s wife that he’s dead in front of her dad who didn’t know they were married but instead of Woody Harrelson it’s Anthropic McClaude

HR: Employees don’t quit jobs because of pay

One Ontario Boi:

1. The amount of money spent on NASA is negligible compared to the MIC
2. Human intuition about what STEM stuff is useful is very poor. The basis for your ability to securely do online banking is a quirky little number theory equation that was useless for centuries. Or think about the reactionary complaints about “they’re paying scientists to study cat urine” or whatever. Those studies typically have a practical reason for getting some and practical implications once they’re finished. Even the stuff that is practical looks impractical to the layperson. Space travel is very similar in that the technology it enables can have other uses.
3. Whoever figures out asteroid mining first is going to make a lot of fucking money

Imagine if we had a centrally planned economy. We could throw the puzzle demons at logistics

I had a band mate who studied abroad in Europe and the stuff he was saying about the Roma when he got home were just vile.

I had a talk about waves of internet culture with my nephew a few years ago. He said, “yeah, remember back in 2017 when meme culture was just a bunch of gore and shock content?” And I told him, “I was seeing a lot of shock content in like 2011. I think it’s more about your algorithm, where you’re hanging out, and how you relate to those spaces, rather than any broader trends about how much gore there is at any given time”. And I could see his wheels turn for a minute until he just said, “well shit”

Maybe someone needs to have a similar conversation with OP if their internet experience is so toxic

(Space Force!)

One of my favorites

Do not the Easter bunny

That was indeed very vulnerable, thank you