Invisible

The chicken is in what isn't, not what is. Consider this your important zen koan of the day. Probably about making due with a vegetarian meal?

Turkey Stab

Today one bird would be roasted, and with a quick stab in the back the chicken escaped that fate.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

Just Jump

You can't stand still. When opportunity knocks you what are you going to do? I might just ignore them? You though. You should just jump at it.

Unsure

I'm not really sure what I'm doing with this site anymore? Once upon a time any dumb thing I thought about doing on the internet just got a coat of ChickenMaker.net, but I have other accounts and projects so it falls into the background sometimes. 

If you're a fan, don't worry. I still like this site and it isn't going away. This is my sandbox and I'm still posting, even if I haven't had any big project on here in a couple years. I feel like it's probably time to pick something new and actually commit to it.

So this is just a quick update and an announcement that I'm going to get something new started on here soon. Even if I haven't actually decided what that is yet.

Festive Fall

Oranges and Browns. Oranges and Browns. Everyone wishes for Oranges and Browns.

Happy Autumn to those of you lucky(?) enough to have four seasons. It's cold today.

Big Vision

With a quality pair of glasses from the optometrist something else can open its third eye.

That something is surely this chicken. These glasses certainly aren't its size.

Sepia

These boots are made for walking, but they are objectively not made for a chicken. They must be horribly uncomfortable with bird feet.

You gotta do it for that yeehaw style though.

Ghost X Zombie – October 2025 Wallpaper

The spookiness of horror, violence and romance happening in the hen house as a Ghost (chicken) meets a Zombie (chicken)

Thank you as always to my Patreon supporters, and as a special occasion Happy Halloween.

On A Hill

Just a dark bird on a hill in the middle of the night. Nothing you can do when the mysterious hill lights start surrounding you. They're just a Halloween miracle maybe?

coo~ shades

This one is pretty coo if you ask me.

Pumpkin Face

We're well into the Halloween season now, and nearing the end of October.

That's why this headless chicken ghost is chasing you. I'm not sure if the bird is unusually large or this is a particularly small pumpkin

Sight – September 2025 Wallpaper

Look at your reflection in the reflection of your reflection. Which one is real? Well, there are a lot of ways to answer that, but "Ceci n'est pas une poulet" as they say.

Welcome back to Chicken Maker and thank you to my Patreon supporters as always.

Splatter

They thought it would all be settled with a single shot. Blood splattered out behind the chicken, but the shot was too high. A waddle destroyed would only leave the bird serial killer more vicious than ever before.

All Out Attack

He's launching his all out attack!

Machine guns and kung fu combine into an unstoppable force.

Cop

As the strange light shined down the buff bird raised a talon, probably going for their gun, because this chicken is a cop.
 

Black Orange

It's the spookiest month of the year, so let's get into our festive colors.

Orange isn't really spooky. I think it's just more Fall. Leaves and Pumpkins and such. We combine it with night for the Halloween Season though.

Big Brim

When it comes to a witch with a hat with a big brim... I suppose you just don't actually get to see her face at all. What if she's a real cutie though?

Blurred

The strange light in the darkness was fuzzy and hard to make out. The blurred figure didn't become more clear, but simply more present. Closer and larger. 

Titled Hat

Just a lone chicken wandering in the desert, tilting his hat and giving you a thank ya' ma'am. Quickly moving on before you notice he's just about the right size for a dinner.

Mosaic Tiles

Okay, we've done enough blue. Back to our regularly scheduled weird rectangles of various colors.

I mean normal birds.