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Original Broadcast Date: July 6th 2016
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00:01Previously on Mad as Hell...
00:03You are out of line!
00:04No, you're out of line, Attorney-General,
00:06and the other Q-jumpers who are ruining this country.
00:08The ABCC has no authority as a Board of Protection.
00:11It's an election issue. Extend my powers.
00:14No.
00:15Get off our property, you goddamn heritage!
00:21Could be a double agent.
00:23Not Andrew Bolt.
00:25He is looking decidedly less insane
00:27alongside Gerard Henderson and Alan Jones these days.
00:29If people start listening to him, or worse, reading him
00:31and paying for the privilege,
00:32you can say goodbye to the whole circus.
00:34Not such a bad thing.
00:36I hate that show.
00:37No, not Media Circus.
00:38I mean, the whole organisation, the ABCC.
00:40Oh, right.
00:59Well, the government has been returned.
01:04And when I say returned, I mean because it's broken and we want our money back.
01:09But we're replaced with a new one that actually works.
01:12And I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to another election.
01:15Because it finished up just as it was getting interesting, didn't it?
01:18It was a real, real cliffhanger.
01:21Would Medicare be dismantled?
01:22Were refugees going to be treated humanely?
01:24What the hell was going on here?
01:25Well, that's democracy for you, folks.
01:26And the government, whichever it might be, have been given a mandate to not run this country
01:32effectively.
01:33And if they don't deliver, well, then come the next election, in a few weeks' time,
01:38we'll vote for a hung parliament that will.
01:39Who's with me?
01:40Of course, like the chromosome that determines the gender of a newborn baby, the deciding
01:45factor of this election might be in the mail.
01:48Australians overseas could very well turn this election into a new-born baby.
01:51But that's democracy for you, folks.
01:52And the government, whichever it might be, have been given a mandate to not run this country
01:56effectively.
01:57And if they don't deliver, well, then come the next election, in a few weeks' time,
02:00we'll vote for a hung parliament that will.
02:01Who's with me?
02:03Of course, like the chromosome that determines the gender of a newborn baby, the deciding factor
02:04of this election might be in the mail.
02:07Australians overseas could very well turn this election result on either its head or
02:12its arse, depending on where you sit on the fence-wise.
02:14Voters in Antarctica, for example, were last week braving the elements as they went to
02:19the polls.
02:23Yes, I'm not quite sure why they had to cast their vote outside.
02:27Any thoughts there, political pundit and host of Canberra Crawl Space, Madonna Flan?
02:33I don't know, Sean.
02:34Maybe none of them are human anymore.
02:36Have you seen The Thing?
02:37Uh, Bill Heffernan?
02:39No, silly.
02:41The John Carpenter movie.
02:42Maybe their alien DNA makes them impervious to the cold.
02:45And I guess a shape-shifting alien would vote Labour because of its weak border protection
02:50policies.
02:52And apparently the sausage sizzle was appalling because of the freezy, coldy weather.
02:57Well, thank you very much, Madonna.
02:59Uh, walnut syrup fudge balls?
03:01No, I'm good.
03:02I'm good.
03:03Actually, Madonna aside, I would like to take my hat off to the media.
03:08And here's one I prepared earlier.
03:10For the way they conducted themselves during this election.
03:13Not just the way they supported Malcolm after his concession stroke victory speech.
03:16If he wants to be the Prime Minister, he's got to be the Prime Minister for everybody.
03:21I thought that, quite frankly, was pretty pathetic.
03:23This is a disgrace.
03:24The man should resign.
03:25But for their support all the way through the campaign, 14 of the 15 major newspapers
03:34endorsed a vote for the Coalition.
03:36And you just can't buy that sort of support.
03:42Well, Labour can't seem to anyway.
03:45Even lefty student newspaper The Age backed Mr Turnbull.
03:48Though, curiously, The Sunday Age backed Mr Shorten.
03:51Now, this isn't the sort of newspaper that's very quick to jump down the throats of politicians
03:55if they flip-flop on some issue.
03:56And yet, their recommendation on which way to vote depended on which day of the week you
03:59ask them.
04:00One day they're pro-Labour, next day they're anti-Labour.
04:03We already have Mark Latham for that.
04:06And now the Libs are getting it in the neck, too.
04:09And it's not just the Liberal Party heavyweights like Andrew Bolt and Peter Credlin
04:12and, to a lesser extent, Cory Bernardi, who are calling for Mr Turnbull's resignation.
04:16There is talk that Mr Shorten should step aside, too.
04:19But Anthony Albanese laid waste to that vile rumour
04:22with a spirited defensive bill last night on that thing that Lee Sales hosts.
04:26There's no one better in a small room than Bill Shorten.
04:37What did he mean by that exactly?
04:39Because Parliament's a very large room, isn't it?
04:42Why would he be better in a small room?
04:44Whoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop.
04:47I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
04:51Whoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-dee-dee.
04:54If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
04:58Of course, the smaller the room, the fewer people have to listen to him.
05:01But that said, Bill Shorten really is very good in a bedroom.
05:05Outstanding in an elevator and without peer in a toilet.
05:09Of course, that's the regular media and those who talk to it.
05:12How mad as hell works is a bit different.
05:14In fact, our role changes from here on.
05:16Rather than trying to get you to vote Communist,
05:18now we try and hold the fascist government to their promises.
05:21Promises like this one.
05:23If the plebiscite is passed, there is nothing more certain
05:26than that the legislation will pass through the Parliament.
05:29It will sail through the Parliament.
05:32That's an interesting choice of language, isn't it?
05:34It will sail through the Parliament. Sail.
05:36It will sail through the Parliament.
05:38You notice he said the word sail?
05:40It will sail through the Parliament.
05:42I question the commitment given that the Coalition's reputation
05:44is based on actually stopping boats.
05:46But if Malcolm's right and the gay marriage bill does pass
05:51through both houses, then hello sailor.
05:59Hello, Sean. Nice to be here.
06:01No, no, no, no.
06:03Not you, Bobo. No, it was just a figure of speech.
06:06Oh.
06:07There's no interview this week.
06:09Oh, as you wish.
06:11My mistake.
06:12No, that's fine. Sorry to bother you.
06:14They're not interviewing us this week.
06:19Come on.
06:23Hurry up.
06:30But a word, if I may, on the question of the plebiscite.
06:33That...
06:36No, that's plebiscite. Plebiscite.
06:39Plebiscite.
06:40No, that's carbonite.
06:43That's a building site.
06:45Look, it's written on the...
06:47It's written on the caption, plebiscite.
06:52Pleb.
06:53As in the Latin plebeian, alright?
06:55It means the ordinary man.
06:56In our case, the regular bog-standard everyday Australian.
06:59OK, that's good.
07:01Anyway, I think this whole gay marriage thing is the reason the government took a hit on Saturday.
07:05And again, the age is largely to blame after running this paragraph, just three days before the big vote.
07:10Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has attempted to clear up growing confusion about a national plebiscite on same-sex marriage by saying he wants a vote held by the end of the year and expects it to be compulsory.
07:20Now, you tell people that same-sex marriage is going to be compulsory, and some of your more conservative seats are going to get worried.
07:32But even though there was a lot of uncertain feelings and things to be concerned and angry and confused and disappointed and nonplussed and flabbergasted and agog about in the wake of this weekend's debacle, there was a lot we could be certain and happy and positive and ah about as well.
07:48Firstly, congratulations to Rebecca Sharkey, who snatched mayo from the jaws of Jamie Briggs, resulting in a House of Reps seat for Nick Xenophon team.
08:02Spokesperson for Rebecca, Tony Sukumba and Chief of Staff for Nick Xenophon, Maimatora Baklava, you must be pleased.
08:08Oh, Sean!
08:10What Tony is trying to say, Sean, is that Rebecca is delighted with the result and she owes it all to the Nick Xenophon team, particularly Nick, whose idea it was.
08:20Alright, great. And Tony, I guess Rebecca, as a former staffer for Jamie Briggs, must have found it a little bit awkward during the campaign.
08:27On the contrary, Sean.
08:31What Tony means is that Rebecca, with the Nick Xenophon team behind her, couldn't have done it without Nick Xenophon.
08:37I can answer these questions myself, you know!
08:39Of course you can!
08:41He's perfectly capable of answering these questions himself, you know, thanks to Nick and the Nick Xenophon team.
08:47Would you like a glass of water, Maimatora?
08:49Oh, no, I'm fine. But I think Tony would like a glass of water.
08:53What Tony would say, if he could, is that Rebecca will be working very closely with Nick and the Nick Xenophon team to keep the Nick Xenophon message on target.
09:05Yes.
09:06For maximum Xenophonic enjoyment.
09:08Of course.
09:09Alright, well, thank you very much, both of you, Tony and Maimatora.
09:12Of course, even blind Freddy could have seen that Jamie Briggs was going to lose his seat.
09:16But you would have had to have needed all your senses to have abandoned you to have predicted the success of Pauline Hanson.
09:21His folksy charm and religious intolerance combine to win over Queensland's Heartland Bypass.
09:27Director of Communications for Pauline Hanson's One Nation Caspar Jonquil, congratulations!
09:31Never mind that! What have they done to Shapes' biscuits? They taste all weird!
09:35And why are mousetraps and snail repellent next to the pet care section in the supermarket?
09:39It's confusing when I send my mice and the snail out to do the shopping!
09:43I complained to my local member, but it just looked at me until the police came!
09:47Thank you, Caspar.
09:49Christopher Pyne should also be congratulated for retaining his electorate, particularly given how often people write him off as some sort of joke.
09:55Particularly on this show.
09:57Jenny Canister, there must have been champagne corks being disgorged, people falling into jacuzzis and aubergine dip all over Sturt on Saturday night.
10:05I don't know, Sean. I wasn't allowed into the party at Christopher's house because of the AVO, but I'm such a fanboy, I was able to break into his home and wait for him in the cupboard.
10:15Strange, I thought you worked for him.
10:17I was a volunteer for a couple of days, but when Christopher found me in the boot of his car, wearing his clothes and glasses and speaking in his voice, he banned me from the campaign office.
10:25But I never stopped supporting him, Sean, never. I even robocalled everyone in his electorate, twice, just to make sure that they voted for him.
10:33That's very dedicated of you.
10:35When I was in his cupboard, I found his baby shoes. They'd been bronzed. Was I wrong to steal them?
10:41Erm, probably.
10:42I had wanted to surprise Christopher when he came home by jumping out of a giant cake, but the nurse said no. In the end, I just made some custard.
10:50Well, he's held the seat of Sturt since 1993 and there's...
10:53I don't like the way Lee Sayles hosted the election coverage on Saturday night.
10:57If I want to sit through seven hours of bad jokes and people talking over each other, I'll I view the last 14 episodes of this show.
11:04I complained to Sophie Mirabella about the state of politics in this country, but she said, oh, it's got nothing to do with me.
11:09Thank you very much, Casper. Casper raises a very interesting point.
11:12For some reason, Sophie Mirabella's doomed from the outset election campaign misfired, and independent Cathy McGowan, who won the seat of Indi from Sophie three years ago, won again.
11:22So what went wrong? Mad as hell's political scientist, Lois Price, is currently hovering over...
11:26It's currently hovering over the Mirabella property in Wangaratta in the Madass helicopter.
11:30Lois, what's your view on all this?
11:32Well, Sean, a lot of candidates try to woo us by telling us how they're going to create jobs or rip money out of aged care,
11:38but Sophie Mirabella came up with a refreshingly frank reason for not voting for her.
11:43A lot of the people in positions making decisions are friends of mine.
11:48Amazing, isn't it? To think she has friends?
11:51Well, they made themselves pretty scarce during the campaign, though, didn't they, Lois?
11:54Well, from my position high in the sky, I can see that one of those friends has just arrived to visit Sophie, Sean.
12:01It's Michaelia Cash, who seems very upset, judging by the way she's shouting at Sophie and gesticulating wildly.
12:08No, no, no, that's just her talking normally.
12:10Holy shit!
12:11Be bamboozled by the bargains at Burt's Bamboo Barn, take home one of Burt's Bamboo Barn bamboo lounge chairs,
12:18and in weeks three others in a bamboo sofa will have sprung up around your living room.
12:22Mention my name for a look of blanking comprehension. I'm Lois Price for Mad and Hell.
12:27Thanks, Lois.
12:29Well, speaking of Michaelia Cash, congratulations to the Minister for retaining her WA Senate seat.
12:34Actually, one thing that Senator Cash and I have in common is that we both enjoy a laugh,
12:39whether it's at an old joke or a funny anecdote from the boss or nothing in particular.
12:44And I think we could have done with a few more laughs in the campaign, don't you?
12:48It might have helped.
12:49They don't need to be expertly crafted original shards of blinding wit, as Bill Shorten constantly proves.
12:55Normal everyday situations can be funny, like, for example, introducing people to each other.
13:02Prime Minister, good to see you again. How are you?
13:05Well, that is pretty funny, isn't it?
13:11The Prime Minister turning up as a rage to meet somebody.
13:17Guess you had to be there.
13:19Speaking of which, why are you still here?
13:21I was waiting for the piano to fall on me.
13:23Oh, we're not doing that anymore because it doesn't look convincing.
13:25Very well.
13:27Take me, my pretties, and fly! Fly! Fly away!
13:41Anywho, there was a lot of seats gained and lost on the weekend, but if the election had one winner, that would be really weird because that's not how the Westminster system works.
13:49But if there was, I think it would be George Christensen, who election analysis showed was the most abused MP on Twitter.
13:57But do these sorts of accolades make up for the train wreck that members of the Turnbull Coalition have been picking over this week?
14:03And who is responsible?
14:05Official campaign spokesperson Matthias Cormann, spokesperson Darius Horsham.
14:09Is it a case of losing the campaign but not winning the election, or vice versa?
14:13Sean, do I have the word asshole typed on my forehead?
14:17No!
14:18We fought this campaign with everything we had.
14:20Scott Morrison's easels and wild conjecture.
14:23We locked up the lunatics like the Erica Betzes and the Cory Bernardes.
14:27Malcolm did everything we asked.
14:29Wearing 3D glasses with Christopher Pyne, touching the rats, riding the trains, pretending to be interested in what normal people said to an MS in Sydney.
14:37Even his wife and grandchild and Daisy were not safe from a timetable.
14:42He even ate Annabelle Krebs chocolate double misolution brownie, for Christ's sakes.
14:47Well, no one's blaming you, Darius.
14:49Don't bullshit on my kitten and tell me it's a brown leg.
14:54What more could we have done?
14:56Well, they're not sending me to the cooler.
14:58Prepare for a bitter harvest.
15:00Winter has come at last.
15:02If our party must suffer, humanity will suffer with us.
15:06No certainty, no future, no AAA rating, and all because you assholes
15:10are a bunch of economic girly men.
15:17And one more thing!
15:19Did you want me to sing Adele's Send My Love?
15:22No, no, I'm good.
15:29Still to come, later in the week.
15:31Winning isn't everything, but it does come a very close second.
15:43Mum, the boys are making fun of the colour of my hair again at school.
15:47I never want to go back to Our Lady of the Bleeding Hearts again.
15:50Do you hear me? Again?
15:53You'll cry with tears until your funny bone bursts.
15:57There, there, pumpkin.
15:59Dad wants me to sing in the synagogue, Ma, but I've got dreams.
16:02Dreams where I'm being chased by a giant peanut.
16:05Now, now. Drink your Ritalin.
16:08Australia's fourth funniest man is about to get a first at the University of Hard Knocks.
16:21That is the funniest thing I've seen in my 57 years of show business.
16:25Mr Ziegfeld, what are you doing here?
16:27To put you on TV, my boy, how would you like to host the Logies?
16:31No, I'm good.
16:34When you can't hear the laughter, the only thing to do is see the light.
16:39Sean McAuliffe, you regain consciousness this minute.
16:42Is he ready?
16:43Oh, he's whacked out on PCP, Angel Dust, heroin and crack.
16:47Right, give him a shot of crystal meth just to be sure.
16:49We go live in five minutes.
16:52Starring Stephen Hall as Sean McAuliffe.
16:55The internet reviews are in, baby, and they're mixed.
16:59I don't care about comedy, Mrs O'Halloran.
17:02How can the world laugh when the Patagonian llama and the Guyanan monkey squirrel are almost extinct?
17:08I don't know. I guess you had to be there.
17:13Do Milo, baby, please.
17:15Well, with all the excitement of our election these last couple of months, I've only just caught up on what's been happening in Britain this last week.
17:33Have you heard? They lost their place in Europe, they lost their AAA credit rating, and they lost to Iceland in the Euro Championship.
17:40It occurs to me that now will be a really, really good time for us to become a republic.
17:44Because they're not even going to notice.
17:46They'll be busy worrying about losing Scotland and Northern Ireland.
17:49They won't even be thinking of losing anyone from the Commonwealth.
17:52So it's perfect timing.
17:53And we're already spending $160 million on a plebiscite.
17:56We may as well get our money's worth and add another question.
17:58After, do you want to be able to marry someone of the same gender, we can put, oh, yes, and would you like to get rid of the Queen?
18:04That'll confuse the homophobes.
18:11Actually, actually, on Britain losing its AAA credit rating, apparently they now have only a AA credit rating.
18:19Now, I'm not quite sure what this means.
18:21So I was jolly grateful to the Nine Network for this graphic that explained exactly what's happened.
18:26Major ratings agencies have downgraded the country's gold-plated AAA credit rating by two points to AA.
18:33Channel 9.
18:37Entertaining and educational.
18:42And all this talk of Britain reminds me that it's been a few weeks since we did any news from countries that aren't Australia.
18:49Probably brought to you by the Q&A voice-guided GPS navigation system, featuring Q&A host Tony Jones.
18:56Proceed through roundabout and in 40 metres turn...
19:00Can I just interrupt you just for a moment there?
19:02Well, to Brussels first, where Belgian police have arrested a man wearing a fake suicide belt filled with biscuits.
19:11Fortunately, the fake bomb failed to explode when the timing device, which I assume was one of these...
19:16...proved inadequate.
19:20Of course, nothing on the packaging to warn you that these things are only right twice a day, so...
19:26...into the bin!
19:29Well, if you're a chocoholic, very soon you needn't worry at all about indulging in your favourite turd-shaped snack treat.
19:39Scientists in America have discovered a way to make chocolate more healthy by electrocuting it.
19:44Apparently they're considering doing something very similar to contestants on The Biggest Loser next series.
19:50Certainly be a lot less cruel than having to put up with Michelle Bridges and Commando.
19:53Critics say the new method does not deal with the real problem of chocolate, that is the addictive quality of the caffeine.
20:00And surely it wouldn't be too hard to take the caffeine out, in my opinion, replace it with something else.
20:05Something that was attempted recently in Northern Ireland, where two children opened a Kinder Surprise and discovered it contained crystal meth.
20:12Now, I'm no expert in food cravings, but I would have thought that would make things worse.
20:24Again, again, look, inadequate labelling. Emulsifier, skim milk powder and vegetable fats are mentioned, but nothing about hillbilly crack.
20:33Although it does say that small parts can be ingested or inhaled.
20:37Still, into the bin!
20:41Well, over in the US, Donald Trump controversially weighed into the Australian election.
20:45I am going to withdraw the United Straits from the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
20:53Now, the United Straits, of course, being Bob Day's Family First Party.
20:58Although I wouldn't have thought they'd be involved with the Trans-Pacific Partnership, or in fact anything that had the word trans in it.
21:06Hey, listen to this.
21:09A new study is underway in Australia based on international research that found almost half of the bacteria on public transport didn't match any known organism.
21:23Now, I'm sorry, but I just think transit officers are going a bit too far if they're now asking bacteria for ID.
21:30And how do these queue-jumping, freeloading alien bacteria get past our strong borders and onto our public transport systems, eh?
21:39No, you wouldn't have got bacteria sneaking in under John Howard.
21:46Well, Volkswagen is now set to pay out $10.2 billion in claims after admitting it installed secret software, which allowed vehicles to emit 40 times the legal pollution levels.
22:01A spokesman said that 482,000 cars will be recalled, which I think you'll agree is an astonishing feat of memory.
22:08We cross now to our Man is Hell sister program in Dusseldorf with host Bruno Schneider.
22:20Thank you, Sean.
22:21And tonight, on Bruno Schneider's Woodhunt Wee Hall, we are apologizing for the Volkswagen scandal.
22:27Joining me in our shape is the ghost of the man who conceived the idea of the people's car out of Hitler,
22:33popular Austrian cabaret artist, Conchita Wurst, and the only other famous German we could think of, Augustus Gloop from the original Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory film.
22:45Plus, as always, the star of the Love Bug series, Herbie.
22:51Hitler's ghost, if I could start with your apology.
22:54Bruno, I don't know what I should say.
22:57Bruno, I don't know what I should say.
23:00You have my name in God's name ruined.
23:04Equendo, my corpse is in Sargetuft.
23:09Yes.
23:10Ohne Zweifel von einem illegalen Düsseldorfer in der Witte.
23:15Ich schwelle davon.
23:19And Conchita Wurst, do you two feel shame?
23:23And Wurz, Bruno.
23:24All of my hard work at the Grand Prix to build a picture of the world.
23:30Who is all the shots?
23:31His customer is like a rich wall.
23:34Who is wounded?
23:35If you have this emission of the wagon,
23:39do you want to give me a complaint?
23:44No, I'm good.
23:47Anything to add about the reinforcing of German stereotypes to Augustus Gloop?
23:52No.
23:53Finally, the real victim in all of this automobile americana itself.
24:01Herbie, star of the love bug.
24:02You must be feeling devastated, Herbie.
24:05Yes.
24:06Yes.
24:07Yes.
24:08Yes.
24:09Yes.
24:10Yes.
24:11Yes.
24:12Yes.
24:13Yes.
24:14Yes.
24:15Back to you, Sean.
24:18Well, still to Cannes later in the week.
24:22Prince Philip reminds Keanu Reeves not to drop below 50 miles an hour.
24:26Kate Middleton's audition for the Hunger Games goes horribly wrong.
24:32And in sport, the sad consequences of the gender pay gap in tennis.
24:36Serena Williams has fallen ill after eating dog food.
24:41And speaking of sport, that's all coming up later in sport.
24:48But first, sport.
24:50And just days after retiring from international football, Argentinian star Lionel Messi has been commemorated with the unveiling of a statue in his honour.
24:58And for those who don't think it's a good example of a messy statue, wait till the pigeons get a hold of it.
25:03And later in sport, Australian shooter Michael Diamond has been banned from competing at the Rio Olympics after being charged by police with drink driving offences.
25:11The Australian Olympic Committee said that they'd be interested only in uncut diamonds.
25:20Still to come later on in the week.
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25:45Well, we've all been impressed by the policies of our political parties over the last eight weeks.
25:49But where do they come from? Who thinks them up and how?
25:52Think tanks. But how safe are they? Richard Hovel has more.
26:05Pete McGinty has been making think tanks here at his workshop in Punchbowl for almost half a century.
26:11I asked him how they work.
26:13This is the one my father made for the Institute of Public Affairs back in 1943.
26:16They still use it.
26:17They give it a bit of a clean every two years or so, but basically the old girl is still producing the same ideas she did back when Mr Menzies invented the Liberal Party.
26:29How does it work?
26:30Oh, it's pretty simple.
26:32The IPA member is loaded into the chamber and locked in away from the everyday distractions of real life.
26:38And this valve is turned down slowly to reduce the oxygen level and encourage unfettered free thinking.
26:45Recommended capacity is one member per session because if the oxygen level get too low, then it can cause problems for the single functioning human brain.
26:55Mind you, we had David Lionhelm and John Madigan in there together a month ago and they seem fine.
27:01This tube removes the rabid phone.
27:04Do you just do conservative think tanks?
27:06No, we do ultra conservative think tanks too, for the Sydney Institute mainly.
27:11They do tend to overdo it a bit though.
27:13Got a call the other day to come out and revive Gerard Henderson who'd been proofreading his media watchdog column for that week and had lapsed into unconsciousness.
27:23In their 12 hours he was.
27:26How is he now?
27:27A bit pruney.
27:28And what about for the so-called other side of politics?
27:32Ah yes, well these are our left-wing think tanks for the Social Policy Research Centre and the Australia Institute.
27:39Same principle?
27:40No, these are more hydroponic.
27:42The subject is kept in the dark in a sealed chamber of old bong water for up to 12 hours.
27:48At the end of which time he or she or wherever they are on the spectrum will usually come up with a swag of ideas that invariably lead to nothing.
27:56What about this one here?
27:58Looks very uncomfortable, isn't grounded and actually seems quite dangerous.
28:02Yes, that's the one we're developing for Cory Bernardi's Conservative Leaders Foundation.
28:08Not coming up because we've run out of time and chases on next.
28:11Man removes dog hair between his legs.
28:15And introductions still hilarious.
28:22Now in the old days the heads of vanquished political enemies were often found mounted on the battlements of the King's Castle.
28:28These days you can find them talking on Sky News.
28:30And last week I was fascinated by an insight from the one belonging to former Speaker of the House Bronwyn Bishop.
28:43She revealed that she has rubbed shoulders with a certain presidential candidate.
28:47I actually have met Donald Trump and he seemed like a perfectly reasonable person when I met him.
28:54Now that leads us to conclude that as a result of meeting Bronwyn Bishop, he has gone from being perfectly reasonable to this.
29:03Uh, I don't know what I said.
29:06I don't remember.
29:08Goodbye.
29:10Giant baby.
29:11Giant boy.
29:12Giant boy.
29:14Giant boy.
29:15Giant boy.
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