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Two Girls and a Guy (1997) is an independent drama starring Robert Downey Jr., Heather Graham, and Natasha Gregson Wagner. The story unfolds in a New York apartment where two women discover they are both involved with the same man. What begins as a confrontation turns into an intense exploration of love, honesty, and human connection. Known for its sharp dialogue and powerful performances, the film is a character-driven study of relationships and trust.
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00:02:48My boyfriend's gonna be here any second, and if you're still here when he comes,
00:02:52you're gonna want to run as fast as you can, only then it'll be too late.
00:02:55You're such a tiger. I love you.
00:02:57Oh, fuck you and your pink shirt and your pathetic suit.
00:03:00Carol, what are you doing here?
00:03:02I thought you were going to the tanning salon.
00:03:03I was. I just... I am. I am. I was.
00:03:05Where are you? You are. You just...
00:03:07I was just giving these tourists directions.
00:03:09Come on, baby. Don't put that.
00:03:11You know I love you. You know you're the only one for me.
00:03:13Come on. You think those girls mean anything to me?
00:03:15They don't mean anything to me.
00:03:16Men. Am I right or wrong?
00:03:19They serve their purpose.
00:03:20Oh, I'm not complaining. I've got the greatest boyfriend in the whole world.
00:03:23But the way I look at it, most guys are more like that jerk than they are like my boyfriend.
00:03:27By the way, my name's Lou. It's short for Louise.
00:03:30My father wanted a boy, so we made everyone call me Lou, and the name just kind of stuck.
00:03:33What's yours?
00:03:34Carla.
00:03:35Are you kidding?
00:03:36No.
00:03:37My best friend in the third grade was named Carla.
00:03:39Carla Naxenhoff. What's your last name?
00:03:42Bennett.
00:03:43Bennett. Great name. Bennett.
00:03:44It's English.
00:03:45Oh, I've been to London before. Twice, actually.
00:03:48Once to dance and once with my boyfriend. Just for two days. He was giving a concert.
00:03:51That's actually why I'm here. My boyfriend lives in this building. Do you got a boyfriend?
00:03:55Sort of.
00:03:56What does he do?
00:03:56He's an actor.
00:03:57Get out! Like mine!
00:03:59I thought that yours was a musician. You said that he gave a concert in London or something?
00:04:03Oh, no, no, no. Not that kind of concert. You know, more like mixed media.
00:04:05You know, he sings, he dances, he acts, he does stand-up.
00:04:08He's a real entertainer. Like Liza Minnelli. So what do you do?
00:04:13Design.
00:04:14Female Calvin Klein, huh?
00:04:16Well, we're in the same field, but I'm not...
00:04:18You're not nearly as famous, I know. I'm going to be famous one day. I just know it.
00:04:22My boyfriend promised me that as soon as he makes it, he's going to cast me as his co-star because we're so good together.
00:04:27But you never know. I may make it first, and then I'll have to cast him as my co-star, if I'm in the mood.
00:04:31Just kidding. He's actually really talented, and I'm not just saying that. He has a way with words.
00:04:37He could talk you into buying a house without a roof.
00:04:40Sounds irresistible.
00:04:41That's what he is. He's irresistible. People cannot resist him.
00:04:45You know, I bet you've seen him on TV. He's had guest spots on NYPD Blue and Homicide, and he did the Gary Shandling show twice.
00:04:51He was totally hilarious. And he's read personally for Barry Levinson and Don Simpson,
00:04:55and Simpson was going to give him a lead in this romantic comedy that his new production company was going to do.
00:05:00But then he died, and...
00:05:04Are you okay?
00:05:17Blake Allen.
00:05:19Yeah, that's his name.
00:05:23Who are you?
00:05:26His girlfriend.
00:05:29I'm his girlfriend.
00:05:30American Airlines, Flight 11.
00:05:49Right.
00:05:53So, you mean that you came here to surprise him, too?
00:05:57Oh, my God.
00:06:13Looks like he's going to get a lot bigger surprise than either one of us was planning on giving him.
00:06:17Just one minute.
00:06:23Just one minute.
00:06:23Add a onion in it.
00:06:25After the unity of the bread,
00:06:27that the branches and the bones are
00:06:29simple.
00:06:31So I used to be preparing
00:06:33to make a leaf
00:06:35just a little bit of the roll.
00:06:37It's a great idea.
00:06:39I did a nice job.
00:06:41I ate a bit of work from the wollten.
00:06:43I had to leave it alone.
00:06:45I had a good thought.
00:06:47It was a great job.
00:06:49I decided to do it in my garden.
00:06:51I found it weg to a little more than that.
00:06:53so
00:07:23I'll buzz you in.
00:07:53You give your hand to me and
00:08:23then you say hello and I can hardly speak, my heart is beating so low and anyone can tell, you think you'd know me well, you don't know me.
00:08:47No, you don't know the one who dreams of you at night.
00:08:59You don't know me, no wonder it's his favorite song. It should be his anthem.
00:09:25Notice anything different?
00:09:29That's where my picture used to be.
00:09:31It still is.
00:09:33It is when?
00:09:34When you're here.
00:09:35Did he ever tell you this was the first time he put anyone's picture on his piano besides his mother?
00:09:41Yes, because you said it made him feel that I was physically with him.
00:09:44In front of him and inside him at the same time.
00:09:47Maybe we should just wreck his whole fucking apartment right now.
00:09:50I'd rather wreck him.
00:09:52Yeah, that's a really good idea, but how? Should we stab him?
00:09:57Too quick.
00:09:59Asshole.
00:10:00Creep.
00:10:01Scumbag.
00:10:02Did you really love him?
00:10:04Yeah, I did.
00:10:06Did you?
00:10:07I told him I did and I thought I meant it. Who knows? I felt something.
00:10:12Emotional?
00:10:13More.
00:10:14More.
00:10:15More than I felt for anyone else. Different. Which is what he said.
00:10:18That you were different.
00:10:20That he never experienced real love before he met me. Before me, love was just another...
00:10:23Just another four letter word.
00:10:24Beginning with L. No more significant than like or lust.
00:10:27Then he would shake his head like this.
00:10:29Show how helpless he was in the grips of this overwhelming passion.
00:10:32And when he would go inside you it was like...
00:10:35Returning home to his sanity, his refuge.
00:10:37Perfect rhythm.
00:10:38Perfect rhythmic harmony.
00:10:39Atomic union or something.
00:10:41The union of atomic matter. Matter returning to its pure state of unison after a temporary separation in time and space.
00:10:47How do you remember all that?
00:10:48Easily. He said it about a hundred times. As if it were a mantra.
00:10:51Did he ever ask you to marry him?
00:10:53No. Why did he ask you?
00:10:54No.
00:10:55Why do you ask?
00:10:57Just curious. Just trying to understand his twisted mind.
00:11:01I think his thing for me was more sexual.
00:11:04Although he did say he felt romantic towards me.
00:11:07He told you he loved you?
00:11:08Yeah. He would say I love you and you love me.
00:11:12Because he couldn't stand it if he said I love you and I didn't say it back.
00:11:15It's crazy. Even now I shouldn't care what he said or did.
00:11:19Still.
00:11:20It still hurts. I know. It hurts me too.
00:11:22I feel like this is some weird dream that I'm gonna wake up from.
00:11:25So do I.
00:11:26How long have you known him?
00:11:28Ten months. What about you?
00:11:29February 15th.
00:11:30I don't remember the date but it was definitely snowing.
00:11:33So it must have been February.
00:11:35And everything started off real slow.
00:11:37And then he got really intense all of a sudden.
00:11:39And he told me that he was yours and you were his.
00:11:41And neither one of you was ever gonna be with anyone else ever again.
00:11:44That was in March.
00:11:46Yeah. Yeah. March. Right.
00:11:48Because he said it to me at halftime at the NCAA semifinals.
00:11:52Un-fucking-believable. He knew it from the beginning.
00:11:54He knew what? Knew what he wanted?
00:11:56He knew what he was up to.
00:11:58I mean it's not like he knew one of us for years or even months.
00:12:00And then he met the other one and his life became more complicated.
00:12:03But he decided consciously to take a shot with two girls at the same time.
00:12:06He wanted a girlfriend. He wanted to fill the void.
00:12:09And so we figured if one of us didn't work out then the other might.
00:12:12What he didn't count on was that both of us would work out.
00:12:15But we did.
00:12:16Until now.
00:12:17When it's gonna be neither.
00:12:20But you don't think he was looking to have two permanently do you?
00:12:23Like those, those what do you call it?
00:12:25Bigamists?
00:12:26No, no, no. Those ones in Utah.
00:12:28Mormons?
00:12:29Yes. Mormons.
00:12:31Do you think he's a Mormon?
00:12:33He's no Mormon.
00:12:34He sure is a cocksucker.
00:12:36No, I think that was our function.
00:12:38Oh, you did that with him?
00:12:39What?
00:12:40You gave him a head?
00:12:41Why? Does that shock you?
00:12:43No, it's just that...
00:12:45You know what he used to tell me?
00:12:47Oh, what do I mean he used to?
00:12:48He said it to me on the phone last night.
00:12:49He said that he couldn't even get a hard-on for any other girl besides me,
00:12:52no matter how good she was or what she did.
00:12:54And you believed him?
00:12:55I believed him.
00:12:56Isn't that pathetic?
00:12:58I'm as pathetic as that asshole on the street.
00:13:01Would you have believed him?
00:13:03No, I would have did.
00:13:04He said the same things to you about that too?
00:13:06Worth a word.
00:13:07And that that was why he was being faithful to you.
00:13:09It wasn't that it was a matter of choice.
00:13:10It was frailic in capacity.
00:13:12He knew he would be impotent with anybody except you.
00:13:14Because I owned his dick.
00:13:15It didn't belong to him anymore.
00:13:16It was attached.
00:13:17To him.
00:13:18But it belonged to me.
00:13:19Huge and hard and thick and long and perpendicular to the earth.
00:13:21Not to the floor but to the earth and filled with oceans of cum.
00:13:23Oceans of cum.
00:13:24Oh my god.
00:13:25I'm gonna fucking cut it off.
00:13:27I'm gonna slice it off sliver by sliver with an electric meat slicer.
00:13:33That's what I'm gonna do.
00:13:35That motherfucker.
00:13:37You said it.
00:13:38What?
00:13:39That's what he is.
00:13:40A motherfucker.
00:13:41You think he did it with his mother?
00:13:44Not literally.
00:13:45I just think that his relationship with his mother is more complicated than he admits to.
00:13:49Oh definitely.
00:13:50I mean who else has framed photographs of their mother all over their apartment?
00:13:54The way that he used her.
00:13:55The stories he would tell.
00:13:57Like when he was little?
00:13:58No father around.
00:13:59Mother and I went to Florida.
00:14:00Mother and I went to Atlantic City.
00:14:02Mom and I had this argument over me having a ponytail.
00:14:05Right.
00:14:06And the way that he used her with us.
00:14:09No not with me.
00:14:10I never met her.
00:14:11No I never met her either but the way that he used her saying that he was spending the
00:14:13night at her house because she was sick.
00:14:16You don't think she was sick?
00:14:18Well who knows.
00:14:19I mean all we knew was not to call her because the ringing sound would frighten her.
00:14:22Exactly.
00:14:23Just leave a message on the voicemail if anything urgent came up.
00:14:26Four nights a week.
00:14:27Those are the nights he must have been with you.
00:14:29No I was always three.
00:14:31Never four.
00:14:32You must have been four.
00:14:33No I was three also.
00:14:35Well do you think there's a third?
00:14:38Or one night of cruising recruitment for the future?
00:14:41Can you believe we fell for this?
00:14:44You only suspect it when you're doing it yourself.
00:14:47Interesting.
00:14:49But you weren't fucking around on him were you?
00:14:52No.
00:14:54No neither was I but I could have.
00:14:57I had plenty of chances.
00:14:58Like that guy in the street in the white suit?
00:15:00Oh much better than him.
00:15:01I know that.
00:15:02I was just being facetious.
00:15:04Right.
00:15:05But you must have had a million chances.
00:15:06I mean you're beautiful Carla.
00:15:07No I'm not.
00:15:08Yes you are.
00:15:09Let me ask you something.
00:15:10Wait he's here.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Hi.
00:15:16No I'm not.
00:15:17Come on.
00:15:18I can't do anything.
00:15:19I can't see you.
00:15:20I can't do anything.
00:15:21I can't do anything.
00:15:23I can't do anything.
00:15:24Okay.
00:15:25I can't do anything.
00:15:26All right.
00:15:27Um Santo Spirito, in Gloria, De Patris, De Patris, Amen.
00:15:49Um Santo Spirito, in Gloria, De Patris, De Patris, De Patris, Amen.
00:16:19Um Santo Spirito, um Santo Spirito, um Santo Spirito, in Gloria, De Patris, De Patris, Amen.
00:16:41Um Santo Spirito, um Santo Spirito, in Gloria, De Patris, De Patris, Amen.
00:17:05Carla, it's Blake.
00:17:11I just got back in town, and I am prepared to perforate your every orifice with my tongue.
00:17:19I've missed you wildly.
00:17:20I am, uh, I am, I'm hot, and I gotta see you.
00:17:23Bye.
00:17:24Um Santo Spirito.
00:17:26Hi, is Lou there?
00:17:35All right, we'll just tell her that, uh, Blake is back.
00:17:41Um Santo Spirito, in Gloria, De Patris, De Patris, Amen, Mark.
00:17:58It's Blake.
00:18:00What is it, like 4.30 there?
00:18:01Get it.
00:18:02Um Santo Spirito.
00:18:05So what happened with this job?
00:18:06Did I get it?
00:18:06No?
00:18:08Why, too talented as usual?
00:18:10What are you, what are you, what's going on?
00:18:11There's all these, uh, blowhards working.
00:18:13I can't get a job.
00:18:16So what else?
00:18:18You, uh, what about, like, anything?
00:18:20What else?
00:18:23Really?
00:18:25Wow.
00:18:25And that's, that's in the Catskills, huh?
00:18:28God, you know, I know, I know a lot of, no, actually, I don't know anyone who's made it in the Catskills.
00:18:32What is it?
00:18:33What's, what are they paying me?
00:18:35Wow.
00:18:35Yeah, that'll, that'll cover the dry cleaning.
00:18:38What about, uh, like, a TV spot or, or something?
00:18:42I can't, I can't even believe we're discussing this, John.
00:18:45This is ridiculous.
00:18:46It's like you don't know who you're dealing with here.
00:18:49And, uh, have you been drinking quite a bit again?
00:18:52I'm so, no, I'm just kidding.
00:18:53I'm just, I'm just a little, you know, hold on, let me think about it for a second.
00:18:56Call me daddy, call me daddy, bend over and then squeal like the pig that you are for offering me this jap.
00:19:07Uh, no, I'll take it.
00:19:10When I start.
00:19:12Okay.
00:19:13Okay, thanks, man.
00:19:15Okay, bye.
00:19:15Nobody recognizes the talent in this town anymore.
00:19:27Hi.
00:19:29Yet.
00:19:29Live from La Paz, it is Blanco Alegua.
00:19:40You give your hand to me, and then you say hello, and I can hardly speak.
00:20:02My heart is beating so, and anyone can tell, you think you know me well.
00:20:16No, you don't know me.
00:20:19No, you don't know the one who dreams of you at night, afraid and shy.
00:20:37Honey, I let my chance go by, the chance you might have loved me too.
00:20:49You give your hand to me, and then you say goodbye, bye.
00:21:04I want you to walk away, beside that lucky prank, to never, never know, the one who loves you so.
00:21:19No, you don't know me.
00:21:23Uh, I, huh.
00:21:45Oh, what a surprising way to see you.
00:21:49I was just kind of, my God, I was just thinking when I'm going to see her, and here you are.
00:21:58How did you get in?
00:22:00Magic.
00:22:00Huh.
00:22:02What, did you super let you in?
00:22:05You look great.
00:22:05That's, uh, fuck.
00:22:08Okay.
00:22:10You know what's so great?
00:22:12I mean, I could not have orchestrated this any better.
00:22:14This is a rare opportunity.
00:22:15You get to see how I'm behaving when you're not here.
00:22:18What did I do?
00:22:18I came in, I'm sitting there, I call you.
00:22:20The first thing I do is I tell you I love you, I miss you, I want to lick you, I can't wait to see you.
00:22:25I get up and I'm inspired, I'm thinking, I know I'm going to see you.
00:22:27I sit down, I play, I sing.
00:22:30How the fuck did you get in here?
00:22:38Wow.
00:22:39You've never looked this phenomenal.
00:22:41Did I give you a key?
00:22:44I did, right?
00:22:45I'm just so happy to see you, I really am.
00:22:47I mean, there's two weeks, I've forgotten, I've forgotten how beautiful you are and I missed you.
00:22:51Did you miss me as much as I missed you?
00:22:53How much did you miss me?
00:22:54I missed you, uh, pretty madly, pretty, like a, like a psychotic.
00:22:57Why do you think I was calling you?
00:22:58I was calling you 40 times a day.
00:23:00I don't know to check up on me.
00:23:02What?
00:23:03What kind of crazy statement is that?
00:23:04Why do, why do I need to check up on you?
00:23:06To see what I was up to.
00:23:07I don't know, what would you have been up to?
00:23:08What are you talking about?
00:23:09What would you have been up to?
00:23:09I don't know, what would you suspect that I would be up to?
00:23:11Oh, whoa, this conversation's getting real strange, okay?
00:23:15What's going on?
00:23:17What's going on?
00:23:19Nothing.
00:23:19Nothing.
00:23:20Then why are you using a word like suspect with me, like I would suspect you of something?
00:23:23Come on.
00:23:24And you don't?
00:23:24No, suspect you of what?
00:23:26Anything, no, nothing.
00:23:27Why?
00:23:27Why would I?
00:23:28Why would, that would imply that you've done something wrong.
00:23:30I don't think you've done anything wrong.
00:23:31Well, you don't think that?
00:23:32No, why would I?
00:23:33I don't think you've done anything wrong.
00:23:34I don't know, what you might think is wrong for me, I might think is right, and vice versa.
00:23:40What are you trying to tell me?
00:23:42About what?
00:23:43About you.
00:23:45Nothing.
00:23:52Did you fuck anybody?
00:23:57When?
00:23:58When?
00:23:59Ever.
00:24:01Ever?
00:24:02Well, yes.
00:24:04I mean, I seem to recall you and I having shared a little fucking...
00:24:07Making love, come on.
00:24:09Making love.
00:24:09Is that what you want to call it?
00:24:10Well, that's what I call it.
00:24:12That's what it is to me when I'm with you.
00:24:13That's what we've called it together.
00:24:14As opposed to what?
00:24:15As opposed to nothing.
00:24:16What are you driving at?
00:24:17Come on.
00:24:18How many girls did you fuck while you were in L.A.?
00:24:21Well, I was in L.A.
00:24:22That's the last two weeks.
00:24:23There's none.
00:24:24None.
00:24:25Because I haven't been with any other women since I was with you.
00:24:27That's the last ten months.
00:24:29You don't have to say that.
00:24:30I know I don't have to.
00:24:30I'm just saying that because it's true.
00:24:32I mean, we're not married.
00:24:33You're a free man.
00:24:33I know.
00:24:34You can do whatever you want.
00:24:34It's okay if you have.
00:24:36I don't want him.
00:24:37Do you?
00:24:40No.
00:24:41Wow.
00:24:45With anyone, you don't want to.
00:24:46With anyone but you.
00:24:47Okay, whatever you say.
00:24:48Whatever.
00:24:49Whatever.
00:24:49This has got to be the most bizarre exchange I've ever experienced in my life.
00:24:55Did you take acid?
00:24:56Did you?
00:24:57Did you?
00:24:57Are you?
00:24:58I mean, are you?
00:24:59This is...
00:24:59I'm sorry.
00:25:01I'm just trying to figure out some explanation for this Jekyll and Hyde behavior that you're
00:25:06exhibiting.
00:25:07I'm scared.
00:25:08I don't...
00:25:09I don't...
00:25:11I don't...
00:25:12I don't know.
00:25:22I don't know.
00:25:23Let's hear it.
00:25:25Look, what's this?
00:25:27It looks like a broken window in a plant.
00:25:30Yeah, I know. It is a plant in a broken window.
00:25:32The question is, how did the window get broken?
00:25:36It looks like the plant might have done it.
00:25:38Yeah, but I don't think the plant just came through the window on its own.
00:25:43Did you throw the plant through the window?
00:25:46Did you throw this through the window?
00:25:50Maybe.
00:25:52Maybe.
00:25:57Maybe?
00:26:00Maybe?
00:26:02Maybe.
00:26:04Have you gone completely and utterly out of your mind?
00:26:09I just...
00:26:10Are you glad I came by to surprise you?
00:26:12Yeah, I'm glad.
00:26:13I'd have been gladder if you'd met me at the airport or outside on the street.
00:26:15I can't believe that you just threw this plant through the window.
00:26:18I can't believe that you're getting so upset about this window!
00:26:20I mean, you're more insane at this window than you are...
00:26:22Hey!
00:26:23Then what?
00:26:24Then I'm about what?
00:26:25Then about your protestations of fidelity!
00:26:26They are not protestations.
00:26:28They are outright denials.
00:26:30It's beyond desire.
00:26:31It's beyond choice.
00:26:32It's phallic in capacity.
00:26:33It's an inoperative shaft.
00:26:36I'm telling you, if you were to put a gun to my head and say, fuck her.
00:26:39She's gorgeous.
00:26:40She needs you.
00:26:41It's easy.
00:26:42No one will know.
00:26:43I'd say, pull it.
00:26:44Pull the trigger.
00:26:45Empty the chamber into my head.
00:26:46Because that's where it's at with me.
00:26:47It's not even my dick anymore.
00:26:48It's attached to me.
00:26:49But it belongs to you.
00:26:50I'll take it a step further.
00:26:51I'm telling you that not only at this point with you, because I'm so attached to you as
00:26:54every other girl on earth, not exciting to me in the slightest.
00:26:57Every other girl on earth to me, it's like a salami.
00:27:00It's like something that came from under a fucking rock.
00:27:03It's disgusting to me.
00:27:04It's like smelling cheese.
00:27:06It's like, it makes me fucking sick.
00:27:08It disgusts me.
00:27:10It's like smelling vomit.
00:27:16Including me.
00:27:19Wow.
00:27:20Whoa.
00:27:21This is a shock.
00:27:22This shock.
00:27:23This is a surprise.
00:27:24Surprise.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:26This massive, shattering shock.
00:27:27But I must say, as difficult as it's going to be for either one of you to believe me at
00:27:29this moment, there's an absolutely legitimate explanation for this.
00:27:32What is this?
00:27:33He doesn't have an explanation.
00:27:34Just answer me one question.
00:27:35In what way am I physically disgusting you?
00:27:37In no way.
00:27:38In no way.
00:27:39When?
00:27:40When?
00:27:41When?
00:27:4230 seconds ago.
00:27:43No, I didn't say that.
00:27:44I didn't say that.
00:27:45You just said that every single person except for Parla was physically disgusting to you.
00:27:46No, it's just a figure of speech, hyperbole.
00:27:47Well, stop lying, you asshole.
00:27:48I'm not lying.
00:27:49You're not lying.
00:27:50You're not lying.
00:27:51I'm not lying.
00:27:52Everything you've said to both of us for the past 10 months has been a total utter fucking lie.
00:27:55Can I just say one thing, and this is not some self-serving jargon or an attempt
00:27:58to give myself an out for the moment.
00:28:00I may have been hiding parts of my life from both of you to avoid causing pain.
00:28:03Fuck you!
00:28:04But I have never said anything to either one of you that I did not wholeheartedly mean.
00:28:09If you actually believe what you just said, it's worse than if you don't.
00:28:12I don't follow that at all.
00:28:14Oh, big surprise.
00:28:15Huge, huge surprise.
00:28:16What?
00:28:17You know what she just meant by that?
00:28:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:19I understood perfectly what she meant.
00:28:21Well, go ahead, explain it to me.
00:28:22You know what?
00:28:23I don't have to tell you anything.
00:28:24You're just lucky you don't have a kitchen knife sticking through your Adam's apple right
00:28:27about now.
00:28:28Carla, Carla, she's...
00:28:29I prefer you not use my name.
00:28:30What, do you want me to call you?
00:28:31Timmy?
00:28:32I don't want to hear your voice at all right now.
00:28:34Oh, absolutely.
00:28:35Excuse me.
00:28:36I've got to get that.
00:28:37Hi, Mom.
00:28:38Mom.
00:28:39Hi.
00:28:40Uh...
00:28:41Yeah, it was pretty...
00:28:42It was good.
00:28:43I didn't get it, but I got this other thing in the Catskills that's going to be real...
00:28:48Yeah, can I call you back in ten minutes?
00:28:49Thanks.
00:28:50Ten minutes.
00:28:51Okay.
00:28:52Okay, fine.
00:28:53Fine, fine.
00:28:54So there is a third.
00:28:55For what?
00:28:56Third girlfriend.
00:28:57Oh, that's absurd.
00:28:58You used your mother with me to get free with Carla.
00:28:59You used your mother with Carla to get free with me.
00:29:01And now you're using your mother with both of us to get free with whoever it is you plan
00:29:04on going out with tonight.
00:29:05What is...
00:29:06No, you don't understand.
00:29:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:08Actually, we didn't understand.
00:29:09Now we do understand.
00:29:10We understand everything.
00:29:11Everything.
00:29:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:13Actually, we didn't understand.
00:29:14Now we do understand.
00:29:16We understand everything.
00:29:17Everything except why.
00:29:19It would be better if you stopped lying.
00:29:21You were caught.
00:29:22Wait.
00:29:23Stop.
00:29:24And try to explain.
00:29:26He can't.
00:29:27Let him try.
00:29:28Go ahead.
00:29:29My mom is...
00:29:30Your mother is your excuse.
00:29:32If she even exists.
00:29:33Who knows?
00:29:34You know what this is?
00:29:36This is really...
00:29:38This is horrendous.
00:29:40This is...
00:29:41I'm devastated by this.
00:29:42No, you're not.
00:29:43You're just exposed.
00:29:44What do you have to be devastated about?
00:29:46You didn't find out that someone you trusted had betrayed you?
00:29:49I know, but...
00:29:50You know what?
00:29:51I'm just saying how I...
00:29:52No, you know what?
00:29:53Nothing you say means fucking shit anyways.
00:29:55Because you're a lying, cheating, manipulating motherfucker.
00:30:03You know what I think?
00:30:04That's really abusive.
00:30:05I don't think you understand how it causes me pain to hurt people that I care about.
00:30:09Care about?
00:30:10Yes, care about.
00:30:11I'd like to cause pain to people that I hate, but I...
00:30:13Care about?
00:30:14What happened to love?
00:30:16I thought you loved me.
00:30:19I really did.
00:30:21And Carla thought you loved her.
00:30:24I did.
00:30:25I...
00:30:26And I do.
00:30:27I really...
00:30:28I do.
00:30:29Me or her?
00:30:30Both of you.
00:30:31Both?
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Both is very convenient.
00:30:35Both is really convenient.
00:30:37What about only?
00:30:38You said only.
00:30:40Look, I...
00:30:42I...
00:30:43I fucked up here.
00:30:44Horrendously.
00:30:45Okay?
00:30:46I was...
00:30:47You were greedy and you were selfish.
00:30:48I was...
00:30:49Well, a wrong...
00:30:50A coward.
00:30:51You were greedy.
00:30:52Selfish.
00:30:53Coward.
00:31:06You know what?
00:31:07Um...
00:31:08I'm gonna...
00:31:09It's...
00:31:10Don't...
00:31:11And don't...
00:31:12Please stop, like, pursuing me and falling...
00:31:13Cause I can't.
00:31:14I can't.
00:31:15Cause I don't...
00:31:16I think that I understand where you're coming from.
00:31:18And I was there and I have been straight with you.
00:31:20The whole...
00:31:21This whole...
00:31:22Entire...
00:31:23You know?
00:31:24If this was the forum that would have been appropriate for you to...
00:31:26To...
00:31:27To...
00:31:28You know?
00:31:29If you have to confront me...
00:31:30And yet...
00:31:31At this...
00:31:32I don't think that there's anything for me...
00:31:35Now...
00:31:36To...
00:31:37I can't...
00:31:38I just can't...
00:31:39I can't.
00:31:40Because if this was...
00:31:41No.
00:31:42This isn't...
00:31:43This isn't...
00:31:44You know?
00:31:45And both at the same time...
00:31:46And the word and what you've just been called...
00:31:47That wasn't nice.
00:31:48That wasn't right.
00:31:49Uh...
00:31:50No way.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53Cause I know...
00:31:54If I...
00:31:55If I'm...
00:31:56I know what a...
00:31:57I think it's abusive.
00:31:58I don't think...
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:01I know.
00:32:02I know.
00:32:03I know what I...
00:32:04It's just...
00:32:05I gotta...
00:32:06I gotta do it...
00:32:07For me.
00:32:08For me.
00:32:09You know?
00:32:10If there was...
00:32:11Uh...
00:32:12Another...
00:32:13Cause this wasn't...
00:32:15Uh...
00:32:16It's not supposed to have been...
00:32:18This is...
00:32:20Mis...
00:32:21Misery.
00:32:22This to me is misery.
00:32:24This...
00:32:25This...
00:32:26To me is misery.
00:32:27and...
00:32:28It's...
00:32:33OK.
00:32:34Well...
00:32:35.
00:32:36It's...
00:32:37That...
00:32:38It...
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:12Okay, okay, fine.
00:33:26He's about as dead as we are.
00:33:28Listen, I'm trying to teach a little something here.
00:33:30You fucking, oh, my God, you fucking asshole!
00:33:33How could you do that?
00:33:34You know that feels like a fucker pretending like you're dead?
00:33:37Look, I had a...
00:33:38Sadistic!
00:33:39I had a point to make.
00:33:40I had a point to make.
00:33:41I had a valid point.
00:33:42I had a valid point.
00:33:43I'm interested in why you are such a sick, compulsive liar.
00:33:45You are caught in, like, a sewer of lies and deception,
00:33:48and your response is to lie and deceive.
00:33:51You're right.
00:33:52This is kind of fucked up, but I am an actor.
00:33:54An actor's lie, you know?
00:33:55Oh, it just gets worse and worse.
00:33:57I'm not trying to excuse it.
00:33:58I'm just...
00:33:59I think I learned something.
00:34:00A valid point.
00:34:01A lot of actors don't lie.
00:34:02This is a lot of actors who play killers do not kill people when they are not acting.
00:34:06Not good actors, no.
00:34:07You name me one good actor who doesn't lie.
00:34:09This is beyond belief, even for you.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:12Denzel Washington.
00:34:14He doesn't lie.
00:34:15Now, how do you know that?
00:34:17Because I just do.
00:34:18He, like, oozes honesty and integrity.
00:34:21Yeah, see, Denzel Washington is a good actor, and a good actor persuades you of one reality
00:34:24and lives out another.
00:34:25Come on, Blake.
00:34:26Are you going to tell me that Denzel Washington isn't the most coolest person around?
00:34:30I don't know.
00:34:31Do you know Denzel Washington personally?
00:34:32No, do you?
00:34:33Yeah, I've seen him around.
00:34:34I've seen him at parties, auditions.
00:34:35Really?
00:34:36Oh, really?
00:34:37Yes.
00:34:38You and Denzel Washington?
00:34:39Did you guys audition together?
00:34:40Yeah.
00:34:41Like, the two of you, like, for a big director or something?
00:34:42I mean, I don't think Denzel fucking Washington auditions.
00:34:47Do you?
00:34:48He's a huge fucking movie star, unlike yourself.
00:34:51I saw him at Grey's Papaya, like, two weeks ago, okay?
00:34:54And I think I got a pretty fair indication of what he was like.
00:34:56I'm not even talking about Denzel Washington as an individual.
00:34:59I'm talking generically.
00:35:00I'm talking about the art of acting, the nature, the life, the experience of me as an actor,
00:35:05okay?
00:35:06So your point is that it's okay for you to lie and lead a double life because you are an actor.
00:35:10What I'm saying is I'm saying that the two are connected, okay?
00:35:12If I was, like, a Supreme Court Justice, you would expect a literal on-the-nose, you know,
00:35:16little-minded answer, straight-ahead answer like that.
00:35:18But as an actor, I think that I'm granted a little leeway.
00:35:21So this makes it our fault that we should know that you are a liar and double-dealer because you are an-
00:35:24Clarence Thompson.
00:35:25Who the fuck is Clarence Thompson?
00:35:29The Supreme Court Justice who lied about Anita Hill?
00:35:32Duh!
00:35:35Thomas.
00:35:37Thomas who?
00:35:38Thomas, Thomas.
00:35:39Clarence Thomas.
00:35:40Clarence Thomas is...
00:35:41And there's no proof that he lied about anything, actually.
00:35:43Oh, really?
00:35:44You think that Anita Hill made up the whole coke-canned pubic hair thing?
00:35:47Are you intentionally missing my point?
00:35:49That's the feeling I'm-
00:35:50No, I am not.
00:35:51You said that you're not a Supreme Court Justice, and I said that Clarence Thompson is exactly the same lying, cheating, pathetic fucking fool as you are.
00:35:59Okay, okay, stop it, both of you.
00:36:01You are letting him sidetrack us from finding out why he is such a liar, which is the only reason why I am still here.
00:36:07That's a very, very good point, Carla.
00:36:09Why am I still here?
00:36:12I'm fucking out of here.
00:36:14Why would you treat two people that you claim to love with such contempt?
00:36:19It wasn't contempt.
00:36:20That's the last thing it was.
00:36:23It was love.
00:36:25It was love.
00:36:27Fuck you, Blake.
00:36:28I mean, fuck you.
00:36:29Up and down.
00:36:30In and out.
00:36:31Front and rear.
00:36:32Fuck you till you bleed and pass pores out of your asshole.
00:36:37You're a lying, mugging, misogynistic, unemployable, short, loft inheriting piece of shit fraud.
00:36:47And love?
00:36:48You have the audacity to use the word love?
00:36:50You don't even know the meaning of the word love.
00:36:52Fuck you.
00:36:54I'm short now too, huh?
00:36:57I'm like 5'10".
00:37:00I'm short.
00:37:02Fraud.
00:37:04Loft inheriting.
00:37:06You know, I mean, where do you want him to sell it when he died?
00:37:10It was supposed to go to me.
00:37:12It's fine.
00:37:14You enjoy it.
00:37:16What is wrong with you?
00:37:22Why are you doing this?
00:37:24Is this what you want?
00:37:26Is this how you want to live the rest of your life?
00:37:40Just damaging people around you, damaging yourself?
00:37:43Is it?
00:37:44Is it?
00:37:45Really?
00:37:46Is it?
00:37:47Because if it is, why don't you just really fucking blow your brains out?
00:37:52Really?
00:37:53Right now?
00:37:54No.
00:37:55No.
00:37:56No.
00:37:57No.
00:37:58No.
00:37:59No.
00:38:00No.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No.
00:38:04No.
00:38:05No.
00:38:06No.
00:38:07No.
00:38:08No.
00:38:09No.
00:38:22No.
00:38:23I can't believe shit that you say.
00:38:25Your word is worth shit.
00:38:30But I'm going to give you a chance,
00:38:31and I think this is really,
00:38:32this is your last,
00:38:34your last chance
00:38:36to fucking,
00:38:37just give it to him.
00:38:43Come together.
00:38:45Come together.
00:38:46Come together.
00:38:48Come together.
00:38:49Come together.
00:38:51Come together.
00:38:53Come together.
00:38:57You know how?
00:39:00I'm out of here.
00:39:01I'm not going to hardly speak.
00:39:09My heart is beating something.
00:39:12I don't even know.
00:39:13I don't know.
00:39:14I don't know.
00:39:15I don't know.
00:39:16I'm not going to.
00:41:25I know you're smoking.
00:41:31You don't have to tell me.
00:41:33You can't.
00:41:35Yeah, but I know it's not even like I can sometimes or whatever because you have no idea.
00:41:39I know I took you to the hospital.
00:41:41That's enough.
00:41:55We'll finish the bottle.
00:42:03Mom?
00:42:05Mom?
00:42:07Did you throw over the cigarettes?
00:42:15I think you should do a hair.
00:42:17I think you should...
00:42:19Mom, you are destroying your voice.
00:42:21Sort of like...
00:42:23No, I'm serious.
00:42:25What?
00:42:26Why are you talking so long?
00:42:27That could be good.
00:42:28Mom, you are...
00:42:29You are wrecking your circulation.
00:42:30It's a very elegant look.
00:42:31I'm serious.
00:42:32You're strangling your circulation.
00:42:33Mom, each cigarette is like a nail and you...
00:42:35Stupid.
00:42:36Well, you just gotta stop.
00:42:37Do you want me to come over there?
00:42:38I'll come over there.
00:42:39What about...
00:42:40Do you think that I could ever braid your hair?
00:42:41If you want to, you can.
00:42:42Because I used to like to braid my hair.
00:42:43But now I have short hair.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45Okay.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:49Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52Okay.
00:42:53Okay.
00:42:54Okay.
00:42:55Okay.
00:42:56Okay.
00:42:57Okay.
00:42:58Okay.
00:42:59Okay.
00:43:00Okay.
00:43:01Okay.
00:43:02Okay.
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06Okay.
00:43:07Well, call me if you need me, okay?
00:43:08Okay.
00:43:09I love you.
00:43:10Bye.
00:43:11Bye.
00:43:12Bye.
00:43:13Wow.
00:43:23Hey, Blake.
00:43:24You want to braid Carla's hair with me?
00:43:27It could be fun.
00:43:28We could braid her hair.
00:43:30You want the truth?
00:43:31No, we want another lie.
00:43:33No, seriously.
00:43:34The truth.
00:43:35The truth, um, the truth is-
00:43:38Look at him.
00:43:39I mean, the very words.
00:43:40The truth is make him draw a blank.
00:43:42The truth is that I meant everything that I said to each of you at the time I was saying
00:43:47it.
00:43:48Bullshit.
00:43:49No, it was new to me.
00:43:50Oh, it was new to you?
00:43:51The first time I ever felt love was simultaneously with both of you for the first time ever in my
00:43:56life.
00:43:57And I was- I was baffled.
00:43:58It was very unnerving to me.
00:43:59It was very unsettling.
00:44:00Poor you.
00:44:01Poor fucking you.
00:44:02I'm not suggesting sympathy.
00:44:03I think that would be grotesque.
00:44:04I'm just trying to do what I think we all want done here, which is to make some sense
00:44:09of this fiasco that I've created.
00:44:11Okay, so you made your point.
00:44:12It was very confusing and unsettling when you discovered, as you put it, that you were
00:44:16in love with two women at the same time.
00:44:18Yes.
00:44:19And?
00:44:20And it was- it was exciting.
00:44:21If you want to know the truth, it never occurred to me at any point to give up either one of
00:44:26you.
00:44:27Because both of you made me feel phenomenal when I was with you.
00:44:31And I was- I was under the impression that I was not totally uninspiring to both of
00:44:34you.
00:44:35So as long as we didn't know about each other, then it was okay.
00:44:37No, I'm not saying it was okay.
00:44:39I knew that it was wrong.
00:44:40But the rightness of it that I felt gave me a way of justifying it, a way of seeing it
00:44:45the way that I wanted to see it, so that I could continue.
00:44:48You are such a manipulator.
00:44:51Manipulation?
00:44:52No, it's not manipulation.
00:44:53Manipulation implies concealment.
00:44:54I'm concealing nothing.
00:44:55Since when?
00:44:56Since now.
00:44:57I absolutely think you're lying.
00:44:59You're definitely concealing something.
00:45:00It's too easy.
00:45:01Yeah, it's too fucking easy.
00:45:02It's too fast.
00:45:03What am I concealing?
00:45:05You may not even be aware of it.
00:45:08Lying comes like breathing to you.
00:45:14Mom, hi.
00:45:15It's me.
00:45:16Listen, I'm sorry I'm calling back, but your voice sounds really weird.
00:45:19It's really low.
00:45:21You say, why are you talking like that, Mom?
00:45:24It's because I'm getting scared.
00:45:26I'm going to call you right back.
00:45:27I think if it's the connection, then I can-
00:45:29I'm calling you right back.
00:45:30Hold on.
00:45:31Why is this funny to you?
00:45:37I'm concerned.
00:45:41Hi.
00:45:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:45:44Look, I'm sorry.
00:45:46I just- I just- I just- I don't understand why you're-
00:45:52I know, but just let me-
00:45:54Okay, well, I'm here, and I am worried about you, and I'm gonna- if I don't-
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:02Okay.
00:46:03Sorry.
00:46:05She gets upset if I'm too solicitous.
00:46:07There's something wrong with her, though.
00:46:08Her voice.
00:46:09She sounds really strange.
00:46:10This is different-
00:46:11Wait.
00:46:12Hasn't your mother been sick for, like, ten months?
00:46:15Yes.
00:46:16I mean, that's-
00:46:18That's what you have been saying, right?
00:46:22Yeah.
00:46:24If there's a real change in her voice, you should call a doctor.
00:46:26I know.
00:46:27I'm going to call a doctor.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:29All right.
00:46:32Hi, Dr. Cutler, please.
00:46:36Can you tell that Blake Allen called and it's very important that he calls me at home?
00:46:39He has a number.
00:47:03What?
00:47:09So will you ever believe anything to say again?
00:47:20I would be pretty stupid to you, wouldn't I?
00:47:22Haven't you ever lied to anyone and- and- and known what they've done and felt horrible about it and- and- and- and known that you can never do it again?
00:47:32Known that not done it, or known that they've gone ahead and done it anyway?
00:47:35I guess what I'm asking is- is- is can you forgive me?
00:47:59So explain something to me.
00:48:01Did it excite you to know that you were always in danger of being caught?
00:48:07It must have.
00:48:09It excited you.
00:48:11It had to.
00:48:12No.
00:48:13Oh, yes it did.
00:48:14You were exciting yourself by leading a double life.
00:48:17You were risking disaster.
00:48:19Of course it excited you.
00:48:20If it did, I wasn't aware of it.
00:48:22You were aware.
00:48:23I did the best water.
00:48:24It was already a mass.
00:48:26trainers came to somebody.
00:48:27Not everyone to why when they were in danger and they obeyed
00:48:31Hey.
00:48:32Yeah I hope you have a怖 of them I know that you are.
00:48:33Morning food.
00:48:34I'm not aware of them who's here.
00:48:36Why big issues?
00:48:37Erin has 2 millions of óperes.
00:48:39You were Oderly Bingham and Winsett.
00:48:44Hello beach.
00:48:45Hi-yo beach.
00:48:48Right and here.
00:48:50Oh, my God.
00:49:20Let's go.
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00:51:04Where the fuck are you going?
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00:52:42Oh, what?
00:52:43Let's go.
00:52:52I have to make a call.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55How did I have a flow reader?
00:52:56I'm a private guy.
00:52:58Why don't you run after her?
00:53:15She doesn't want me to.
00:53:17But you would if she did.
00:53:19It's okay.
00:53:20You can admit it.
00:53:21I understand perfectly why you're attracted to her.
00:53:23She's great.
00:53:24She's beautiful.
00:53:25She's clever.
00:53:25She's a good person.
00:53:26And she knows how to take care of herself.
00:53:29I mean, what more could somebody want?
00:53:31Nothing.
00:53:32But you have all those qualities, too.
00:53:33No, I don't.
00:53:34And you know it.
00:53:34I'm not beautiful.
00:53:36I'm cute.
00:53:37And I'm not clever.
00:53:39I'm streetwise.
00:53:40And I'm not a very good person.
00:53:42I mean, the only thing I am is self-sufficient.
00:53:45I do know how to take care of myself.
00:53:47And you are a good person.
00:53:48Don't say that about yourself.
00:53:48No, I'm not.
00:53:49How can you say that?
00:53:50How do you know?
00:53:51You don't even know me.
00:53:53I thought I knew you better than anyone had ever known you.
00:53:55I thought I knew you better than you knew yourself.
00:53:56That's what you said.
00:53:57No, that's what you said.
00:54:00Maybe I did.
00:54:01Maybe I said it because I knew that was what you wanted to hear.
00:54:04The way everything you said to me was what you thought I wanted to hear.
00:54:08Right up until just now when you did it again.
00:54:11Speaking of which,
00:54:12I noticed that you didn't correct me when I said that I was cute instead of beautiful
00:54:17and streetwise instead of clever.
00:54:26You're thinking about Carla.
00:54:30See, if you had been honest from the beginning,
00:54:33things might have worked out a lot better for all three of us.
00:54:37And much more interestingly...
00:54:43How so?
00:54:45Sometimes you underestimate people.
00:54:48What, meaning I underestimated you?
00:54:50No, meaning that I might have been ready for certain things.
00:54:56Such as?
00:54:57Such as a lot of things.
00:55:00Such as?
00:55:03Different things.
00:55:04And Carla might have been ready, too.
00:55:06For what?
00:55:08You know what I'm talking about.
00:55:10Yeah, I know.
00:55:11I just want to hear you say it.
00:55:12Yeah, I'm sure you do.
00:55:13So?
00:55:14Use your imagination.
00:55:16So what you're saying...
00:55:17What I'm saying is that you blew it.
00:55:19You didn't have the confidence in yourself to believe
00:55:21that you could get what you wanted with the truth.
00:55:24What did I want that I didn't get?
00:55:26Half of what you just got in there.
00:55:28You mean double?
00:55:29Yeah, right.
00:55:30Double.
00:55:31Like what?
00:55:31Like I've...
00:55:32To have been with both of you together?
00:55:34That was my secret desire and I was just too timid to admit it?
00:55:38Well, no.
00:55:39I mean, I'm not saying just sex.
00:55:41And I'm not saying sex once.
00:55:44What do you mean?
00:55:44I am referring to Mormonism.
00:55:50Mormonism?
00:55:51Mormonism.
00:55:52I think you mean bigamy.
00:55:53Yes, bigamy.
00:55:54Right.
00:55:55But not about the whole getting married thing.
00:55:57Just more about us all hanging out together, you know,
00:56:00and doing things together and just being together all the time,
00:56:03you know, more like a triple instead of a couple.
00:56:06So that's how you would have wanted it?
00:56:08No, that's how you would have wanted it.
00:56:09You just didn't have the whatever to admit it.
00:56:13And you think that's what Carla would want?
00:56:15Maybe.
00:56:15I think she would be open to it.
00:56:18I think that we could convince her.
00:56:25Excuse me.
00:56:26Hello.
00:56:34Hi, Dr. Cutler.
00:56:35Thanks for calling me back.
00:56:36Listen, I've talked to my mom like three, four, a bunch of times today.
00:56:40And there's something in the level of her voice that's got me, like, frightened.
00:56:44And I just want to know if you...
00:56:45Will you just call her and then call me back and tell me what I should do?
00:56:49No, I'm telling you that I know something is wrong.
00:56:59I just want you to call her, call me back, and tell me what is to be done.
00:57:03This is turning out to be a very strange day.
00:57:06After starting out rather innocently.
00:57:08Everything is changing so fast.
00:57:10Everything seems to be going from one extreme to another and back again.
00:57:13Almost as if love and hate were interchangeable.
00:57:17No, I don't mean interchangeable. I mean inverted.
00:57:19You know, especially now for us with him.
00:57:23I mean, there's a part of me that feels like we could just tell him to fuck off and never see him again.
00:57:27But then I was also thinking that we could try something else.
00:57:30You know, something new and modern and kind of strange.
00:57:35Like this famous poet.
00:57:37Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:57:38Excuse me.
00:57:38Am I right in assuming that I'm outwanted for the moment?
00:57:40Yes.
00:57:41Or for longer than a moment.
00:57:43Then I'll vanish.
00:57:45So.
00:57:46Which famous poet?
00:57:47Um, well, I can't remember his name.
00:57:49But there was a biography on him the other night that I watched on cable.
00:57:52And he had a wife and a mistress.
00:57:54And they did everything together.
00:57:56And the women really got along.
00:57:58You know, they were attracted to each other.
00:57:59They respected each other.
00:58:00And there was no jealousy or possessiveness.
00:58:03I mean, it was really very cool.
00:58:05And I just can't remember his fucking name.
00:58:08D.H. Lawrence?
00:58:10No.
00:58:11Wasn't he the Lawrence of Arabia guy?
00:58:12Wasn't he gay?
00:58:13No, that was T.E. Lawrence.
00:58:15T.E. Lawrence.
00:58:15No, this guy had a weird name.
00:58:17It was like, it sounded like a zzz, like Ezard or...
00:58:20Ezra Pound.
00:58:21Pound.
00:58:22Yes, Ezra Pound.
00:58:23That's it.
00:58:24I thought you vanished.
00:58:26What?
00:58:26I don't think...
00:58:27What are you doing?
00:58:28I mean, really, what are you doing?
00:58:31Are you trying to figure out how to make us forget?
00:58:35Are you searching for a new role to slip into because this old one doesn't work?
00:58:39Are you lost?
00:58:41Are you nervous?
00:58:41You look nervous.
00:58:43Are you practicing your act?
00:58:44I'm a practicing actor.
00:58:47You're trying hard.
00:58:48I'm a good actor.
00:58:49Right.
00:58:50I'm not a hack.
00:58:51Oh, really?
00:58:52Obviously, you've never seen my Hamlet or you wouldn't be berating me in this fashion.
00:58:55You'd have respect for me.
00:58:57You would.
00:58:58See, that's me in that picture over there.
00:58:59I am the melancholy Dane.
00:59:01Did Hamlet lead a double life?
00:59:03I'm going to have to lay you on to a little of it, I think.
00:59:05So you want center stage?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:07Always trying to be loved.
00:59:09Okay.
00:59:12Hamlet is upset with his mother for, amongst many things,
00:59:16coke-inspiring to kill his father and also for owning his dick.
00:59:20Oh, well, you can relate to that one, right?
00:59:21No, but I can relate to how angry he is.
00:59:24And to how she controls his dick.
00:59:26Okay.
00:59:27Shh.
00:59:27It's coming.
00:59:28It's coming.
00:59:32Ecstasy.
00:59:35My pulse as yours doth temperately keep time and makes us healthful music.
00:59:39It is not madness that I have uttered.
00:59:41Bring me to the test, and I, the matter, will reword which madness would gamble from.
00:59:47Mother!
00:59:50The love of grace lay not that flattering unction to your soul,
00:59:54that not you'll trespass, but my madness speaks.
00:59:58It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
01:00:02whilst rank and corruption mining all within in facts.
01:00:07Unseen.
01:00:13Confess yourself to heaviness, repent what's past, avoid what is to come,
01:00:17and do not spread the compost on the weeds
01:00:20to make them rank.
01:00:23Forgive me this, my virtue, for in the fatness of these Percy times,
01:00:32virtue itself of vice must part and beg.
01:00:37Yea, curb and woo, for leave to do him good.
01:00:42Oh, Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in two.
01:00:51Oh, throw away the worser part of it, and live the purer with the other half good night,
01:00:55but do not go to my uncle's bed, assume a virtue if you have it not.
01:00:58You gonna tell me that I'm not a great actor?
01:01:00I like your singing better.
01:01:01You do?
01:01:02Dort hangelt auf der Brücke, die Hirtin schlau erwicht,
01:01:11gib auf nur deine Tücke, gib auf nur deine Tücke,
01:01:18den Fisch betrugst du...
01:01:21Where did you grab that line? I didn't know that you knew Shakespeare.
01:01:23There's a lot you don't know about me.
01:01:25Yeah, I know. Like, who did you just go outside to call?
01:01:28My mother.
01:01:30Really?
01:01:32See, by the way that you're looking and you say,
01:01:34I know you didn't call your mom. Who'd you call?
01:01:36My mother. Why is it so hard for you to believe that I'm calling my mother?
01:01:39Aren't you calling your mother all the time?
01:01:41Yeah, my mom is not well. My mom hasn't been well.
01:01:43I would never lie about whether or not my mom was well.
01:01:46Well, who knows? You've lied about everything else.
01:01:48I've lied about nothing except sexual fidelity.
01:01:50Oh, well, that's really nothing, isn't it?
01:01:52I mean, it's hardly worth mentioning.
01:01:53It's one tiny little infinitesimal glitch on the radar screen.
01:01:56Yeah, and what do you mean about sexual fidelity?
01:01:58Do you mean that it was just the two of us for the last year?
01:02:01That I was lying to, yeah.
01:02:02Oh, that you were lying to.
01:02:04But what about casual acquaintances that you didn't have to lie to
01:02:07because they didn't care what you did or who you did it with?
01:02:10There was a few. Very few.
01:02:11How few is very few?
01:02:13I thought that we were beyond this stage.
01:02:15What made you think that we were beyond it?
01:02:16Because it's unpleasant for you to be put on the spot
01:02:18because you'd like to be beyond it?
01:02:19Because we had a little moment?
01:02:20Moment?
01:02:21Yes, a little moment which changed nothing.
01:02:24Just as when I went outside, you and Lou had a little moment
01:02:26which changed nothing either.
01:02:28We didn't touch each other.
01:02:29He's actually telling the truth this time.
01:02:31It didn't even come up.
01:02:32Why not?
01:02:33Well, I wouldn't have let him.
01:02:34Why not?
01:02:35Well, I mean, just the thought never crossed my mind.
01:02:37Oh, that's nice. Thank you very much.
01:02:38Well, no, you said you wouldn't have anyway.
01:02:40Well, how few is few?
01:02:45Five.
01:02:47Seven. Sorry. Seven.
01:02:50It was less than ten.
01:02:54Less than ten?
01:02:56Less than ten?
01:02:57Do I hear...
01:02:58Do I hear twenty?
01:02:59Hey!
01:03:00Thirty? Fifty?
01:03:01Hey, come on.
01:03:02Who do you think I am? Nero?
01:03:04I'm not Will Chamberlain.
01:03:05No, but you're desperate and you're obsessed
01:03:07and you're totally out of control.
01:03:08Don't deny it, Blake. You are.
01:03:10Well, alright.
01:03:12Maybe I am out of control. Often.
01:03:14Usually.
01:03:15But, I mean, do you really want to do this?
01:03:17Because this is where, like, the door of utter,
01:03:19uninhibited disclosure.
01:03:21Do you really want to hear, you know, names, dates,
01:03:23places who wanted to be licked where?
01:03:25Who wanted to be fucked out?
01:03:26Who had to be told what?
01:03:27Or, in my estimation, what I think your personal defects are?
01:03:31Or what you're ready to hear?
01:03:32Or what you don't want to hear secretly?
01:03:34Or what, if I told you what I thought about you,
01:03:37what would devastate you to hear?
01:03:39Oh, so you're saying that the reason that we're in this situation
01:03:42is because of our personal defects?
01:03:44Well, what kind of girl gets involved with a guy like me knowing
01:03:47on some fundamental level exactly what...
01:03:49But we didn't know.
01:03:50You never even let us get to know you.
01:03:51That's the thing. Because why?
01:03:52I don't know, you thought that if we would get to know you,
01:03:54then we would see who you really are
01:03:55and we wouldn't want to be with you?
01:03:56I mean, why were you honest from the beginning?
01:03:58I mean, I never told you in the...
01:03:59You could have said, look, I just cannot be faithful or whatever,
01:04:01and, like, let's get to know each other.
01:04:03Why did you have to make it into some fucking romance
01:04:04that you didn't believe in?
01:04:05You know, and I think you've been avoiding us this whole time
01:04:07by calling your mother.
01:04:08It's like you're obsessed with your mother.
01:04:10I mean, we can't even talk to you for two seconds,
01:04:12but you're on the phone talking to your mother.
01:04:14You're substituting her for having a real relationship in your life.
01:04:17Stop talking about my mom. This is not right.
01:04:19This is not us.
01:04:20It's like everything is from your point of view,
01:04:21and you're not fucking interested in us
01:04:23because you're so fucking into your own head
01:04:24and how fucking charming and funny,
01:04:26and you're an actor,
01:04:27and everything you just fucking avoid it.
01:04:29And you don't care about us and our problems at all.
01:04:30All you care about is fucking convincing yourself
01:04:32that you're so desirable
01:04:33by getting lots of women to fuck you, right?
01:04:35You don't even know how to be, like, just a person,
01:04:37just a clear, simple person.
01:04:40And this is probably the most truthful moment
01:04:42of your life right now, am I right?
01:04:44I cannot believe that you were just dumping
01:04:46all this shit on me right now.
01:04:47This is really toxic. This is really fucked up.
01:04:49I would never get off on just sitting down
01:04:51and just railing into someone
01:04:52and telling them all their character defects.
01:04:54This is twisted.
01:04:55So you think you really know me?
01:04:56Yeah.
01:04:57And you think you just have me down,
01:04:58and you know all my faults and all that?
01:05:00Pretty well.
01:05:01Okay, well, how many guys do you think I fucked?
01:05:03None. You've always said none.
01:05:06Well, that's right, but you've said none, too, haven't you?
01:05:08Not only is that what you've told me,
01:05:10but I just know that you're probably incapable of it.
01:05:12Because you're so, you're so...
01:05:14Oh, yeah, and you think I don't even know
01:05:15what sexual temptation is.
01:05:16I couldn't understand, like, on your higher plane
01:05:18of, like, sexual aliveness.
01:05:19I could never understand that.
01:05:21So how many guys do you think I've fucked
01:05:22since I've been with you?
01:05:23None.
01:05:24More.
01:05:26One.
01:05:27One.
01:05:28More.
01:05:29Two, you're lying, so...
01:05:30More.
01:05:31Three.
01:05:32I know what you're doing.
01:05:33You're just, you're just trying to,
01:05:34you're just trying to be...
01:05:35I don't know.
01:05:36More.
01:05:37Four?
01:05:38Fuck you.
01:05:39Four, but maybe it was three
01:05:40because one was Victorio,
01:05:41and he was a repeat.
01:05:42Now, do you want to hear what these guys liked
01:05:45and how they like to be, like, degraded or deified
01:05:48or how they like to be licked or touched or fucked,
01:05:50or do you want a comparative description
01:05:51of dick size, including your own?
01:05:53I don't like this.
01:05:55Do you still love me?
01:05:56Am I still your one?
01:05:57Your one and only one that you love?
01:05:59And are you incapable of getting excited
01:06:01by anyone except me?
01:06:05I can't, I can't even look at you.
01:06:07I mean, do you?
01:06:08Do you still love me?
01:06:11Okay, I know what you're trying to do.
01:06:12I kind of understand it, even though it's twisted
01:06:14and really, like, psychotic of you to do it,
01:06:16but I will forgive you.
01:06:18Just, just stop, because it's not working.
01:06:20You can call him at the Soho Grant
01:06:21if you don't believe me,
01:06:22because he's staying there at Penthouse 5,
01:06:23and, in fact, he threatened to tell you
01:06:25if I didn't go see him tonight
01:06:26when I talked to him on the phone a couple minutes ago.
01:06:28I just know that you would never do it
01:06:29because you would never have reacted
01:06:30with such anger to what I did
01:06:32if you had been doing it yourself,
01:06:34because if you have,
01:06:35then you are so much more fucked up than I am.
01:06:39At least I'm fucking finally telling you the truth
01:06:40that I don't need to, like,
01:06:41you don't need to pull it out of me.
01:06:43When I did to see you, I wasn't trying to hurt you.
01:06:45Now you're doing it to me,
01:06:46like, with the intention of being hurt.
01:06:48I'm not trying to hurt you.
01:06:49I'm only trying to get on some honest ground
01:06:51where I feel like it's, like,
01:06:52the rug isn't going to be pulled out from underneath me.
01:06:54You fucked Vittorio?
01:06:55Vittorio? That Chippendales jerk?
01:06:58I want to be on honest ground, too.
01:07:00I understand completely what Carl is saying.
01:07:10Right.
01:07:12Three girls.
01:07:18Three girls.
01:07:19Three girls.
01:07:29I'm so glad I said it.
01:07:31This is...
01:07:32I mean, I don't think...
01:07:33You know what?
01:07:34This isn't even, like, going well,
01:07:35this little thing that you guys said up the fuck.
01:07:37No.
01:07:38We have not discussed this.
01:07:39I had no idea that she was going to say this,
01:07:41and I'm sure she had no idea that I was going to say this.
01:07:43Jesus Christ!
01:07:45And this just proves to both of us
01:07:48that we were both sort of unsatisfied with you.
01:07:51Girls?
01:07:52So you are essentially a carpet muncher, then?
01:07:54No.
01:07:55I find that term offensive.
01:07:56I'm sorry.
01:07:57I find that term offensive.
01:07:58Clam bumper.
01:07:59No.
01:08:00I am an evolved woman that realizes that you can get a lot out of a relationship from a woman,
01:08:05like sensitivity, trust, nurturing, that you cannot get out of a man.
01:08:09You know, there's, like, a gray area with women.
01:08:11I can't fucking believe that you came here and have driven my ass into the ground for 45 minutes holding on to this information on what you two have been up to.
01:08:19This is fucking nuts!
01:08:21Because you are not open with us.
01:08:22You are not who you are.
01:08:23I can't fucking believe what I'm telling you.
01:08:24You've fucked four other guys, and you've been with three women?
01:08:27Yeah.
01:08:28This is pathetic.
01:08:29Oh, you're so shocked.
01:08:30You said we should know that you were knocked up.
01:08:31Shut up!
01:08:32The fucking last hour you guys went really into me about this bullshit!
01:08:35You're eating pussy!
01:08:36You're fucking three other guys and Vitoria!
01:08:39Fuck both of you!
01:08:40You should have known that we were doing this if you're telling us that we should know!
01:08:43Well, we need to love those people!
01:08:44It doesn't matter if you love them or not!
01:08:45You should know about us!
01:08:46This is fucking ridiculous!
01:08:47Oh, yeah?
01:08:48Well, have you loved anyone?
01:08:49You think you really love me?
01:08:50Did you really love Lou?
01:08:51How do you love people?
01:08:52I mean, really!
01:08:53Have you ever really loved anyone?
01:08:54Can you spare it in between all the times you're fucking all these different people?
01:08:57Do you have time to, like, have a feeling?
01:08:59And it doesn't feel very good, does it?
01:09:01I mean, do you ever have any real feelings?
01:09:04Or do you just, like, play Hamlet all the time and pretend to have real feelings?
01:09:10Look, I made my suggestion and I thought it was a good one.
01:09:16Two girls and a guy.
01:09:18But it seems like you guys are a little too conventional for that.
01:09:22And that's okay.
01:09:35Hello.
01:09:36Hi, Dr. Cutlass.
01:09:37Thanks for calling me back.
01:09:38So, you talked to her?
01:09:39Yeah.
01:09:43No, I think there was a very significant drop in her voice.
01:09:4650% at least.
01:09:49Well, no offense, but maybe you don't know.
01:09:51I talked to her three times a day and I know that there is something different.
01:09:55Do you think that it's possible that, that...
01:09:57Yes, she's still smoking.
01:09:59I don't know what she told you, but that's the truth.
01:10:01I'm worried.
01:10:02I'm worried.
01:10:03But when you tell me not to worry...
01:10:05Don't worry.
01:10:06I am worried.
01:10:11Your professional opinion...
01:10:13I...
01:10:14Listen.
01:10:15I know my mother.
01:10:16I'm telling you there's something wrong with her.
01:10:17And I think that she should probably be admitted today.
01:10:23Well, I don't think that's acceptable.
01:10:25Alright, so if you're not going to be in the office, then give me...
01:10:28Give me...
01:10:30What good is having your service number going to call you?
01:10:31They're going to track you down to the ninth hole.
01:10:33I'm telling you that I need your help, and you're telling me not to worry, and I am worried.
01:10:37Well, then refer me to someone else.
01:10:43I'm telling you that something's wrong.
01:10:44I've got to bring her in.
01:10:46No...
01:10:49I am relaxed.
01:10:50I am relaxed, but I don't understand why you're...
01:10:52Why you're...
01:10:53You're a...
01:10:55Well, what do you suggest?
01:10:58Is that all you have to say?
01:11:05You're a fucking quack.
01:11:08I'll just do it myself.
01:11:11This fucking house.
01:11:12I don't know this bullshit.
01:11:13This fucking quack.
01:11:15I'm going to go upstairs and make a phone call.
01:11:17Okay.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:19I apologize if I was derogatory about your bisexuality.
01:11:22It's okay.
01:11:26I'm going to have to go see my mom in a couple of minutes, because there's something...
01:11:29This guy's in that piece of quack, and I just...
01:11:31I mean, for five minutes...
01:11:32You know...
01:11:36I feel bad about everything.
01:11:38I do.
01:11:39I feel...
01:11:40I'm sorry that I reacted the way I did in there.
01:11:41And...
01:11:42I just...
01:11:43Words are not serving me at all.
01:11:45I think that language is always lies, no matter...
01:11:48That's why I like playing the piano, because then...
01:11:51There's no words, and...
01:11:53What's your point?
01:11:54What do you want to do?
01:11:56I don't know.
01:11:57I'm very reluctant to just say goodbye.
01:11:59I think that there's...
01:12:00That there's something exceptional that could...
01:12:03Come of us, not just ditching our relationship right now, don't you?
01:12:08Even if I think that...
01:12:10I think it would still...
01:12:11The cycle would just still continue.
01:12:12And, you know, finally it would just come down to chemistry.
01:12:15Hormones.
01:12:16Yeah, we're the only thing to do when you're just overcome with overwhelming desire...
01:12:20Just submit to it.
01:12:21I mean, even if it's only rarely or once...
01:12:23Right.
01:12:24It's still...
01:12:25It's just...
01:12:26Violation.
01:12:27Even if it was admitted to?
01:12:28If it was...
01:12:29Owned up to?
01:12:30If it was...
01:12:31What?
01:12:32Yeah, I mean, don't you think that's what it would feel like?
01:12:34Hi, how was your day?
01:12:35It was great.
01:12:36I fucked this guy.
01:12:37How was yours?
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39What are you saying?
01:12:40That after everything it's better to lie?
01:12:42I'm just saying that maybe we're just not capable of monogamy.
01:12:45I mean, maybe to some people it's second nature, and...
01:12:49Maybe we're just...
01:12:50Fucked up.
01:12:51I mean, maybe monogamy violates some essential part of our being, and...
01:12:55Desire makes us feel alive.
01:12:57We need to feel desired.
01:12:59And to say no is like a self-mutilation.
01:13:02There are some people, maybe they're just so desperate, they need to feel like they're not alone.
01:13:05So they just pretend that they can love one person exclusively.
01:13:08They being you and I.
01:13:10Well, would you argue with that?
01:13:12I'd like to, but I don't think I can make a valid argument for it.
01:13:14But I think that regardless of whether or not you can trust me a hundred percent of the time...
01:13:18Or I can trust you when I'm out with you, or we trust ourselves...
01:13:22That doesn't mean that we should just can it right now.
01:13:24I think we should continue and see what happens.
01:13:28Stick it out.
01:13:31I gotta go see my mom.
01:13:32I'll be right back, okay?
01:13:33Don't move.
01:13:35Okay?
01:13:36I'm gonna go.
01:13:55But here's my number.
01:14:00If you ever have the beer, I'll always have the time.
01:14:05And I don't mean just sexually.
01:14:07Not just sexually anyway.
01:14:30You're not allowed.
01:14:31I laughed.
01:14:32I'm gonna go.
01:14:33Yeah.
01:14:34You're not allowed.
01:14:35You're not allowed.
01:14:36I'm gonna go.
01:14:37I'm gonna go.
01:14:38I'm gonna go.
01:14:39Okay.
01:14:40And I'm gonna go.
01:14:41I'm gonna go.
01:14:42Yeah.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:46So go, okay.
01:14:47So, keep the room.
01:14:48Here we go.
01:14:50Let's go, okay.
01:14:51Let's go.
01:14:52We'll be there.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:55So, we'll be there.
01:14:57Hi, Manhattan on Madison Avenue.
01:15:27It's Frank E. Campbell, it's a business, the letter E, and then Campbell, C-A-M-P-B-E-L-L, it's a funeral home.
01:15:57Hi, I'm Hacom.
01:16:17I'm sorry.
01:16:24Hi. Hello.
01:16:39Hello. Hi, Mom.
01:16:44I'm calling to make funeral arrangements for my friend's mother, Dorothy Allen.
01:16:55Okay, yeah, we'll be there then.
01:17:00Oh, shit.
01:17:11Mom.
01:17:21Mom.
01:17:28Mom.
01:17:32Mom.
01:17:43Mom.
01:17:48Mom.
01:17:49Mom.
01:17:50Mom.
01:17:51Mom.
01:17:52Mom.
01:17:53Mom.
01:17:54Mom.
01:17:55Mom.
01:18:01Mom.
01:18:03Mom.
01:18:06Mom.
01:18:07Mom.
01:18:10Where'd you go?
01:18:19I'm gonna get my coat.
01:18:30I'm gonna get my coat.
01:18:49I'm gonna get my coat.
01:19:01I'm gonna get my coat.
01:19:08I'm gonna get my coat.
01:19:14I'm gonna get my coat.
01:19:28I'm gonna get my coat.
01:19:34I'm gonna get my coat.
01:21:08And then you say hello
01:21:11And I can hardly speak
01:21:15My heart is beating so
01:21:18And anyone can tell
01:21:21You think you know me well
01:21:24No, you don't know me
01:21:27No, you don't know the one
01:21:34Who dreams of you at night
01:21:37And longs to kiss your lips
01:21:40And longs to hold you tight
01:21:43To you I'm just a friend
01:21:46That's all I've ever been
01:21:49No, you don't know me
01:21:53Well, I never knew
01:21:59The art of making love
01:22:03Though my heart
01:22:06Aches with love for you
01:22:09Afraid and shy
01:22:12Honey, I let my chance go by
01:22:16The chance that you might have loved me too
01:22:20You give your hand to me
01:22:26And then you say hello
01:22:28And I can hardly speak
01:22:32My heart is beating so
01:22:35And anyone can tell
01:22:38You think you know me well
01:22:40No, you don't know me
01:22:44No, you don't know the one
01:22:51Who dreams of you at night
01:22:54I longs to kiss your lips
01:22:57I longs to hold you tight
01:23:01To you I'm just a friend
01:23:03That's all I've ever been
01:23:06No, you don't know me
01:23:10Well, I never knew
01:23:17The art of making love
01:23:20Though my heart
01:23:24Aches with love for you
01:23:27Afraid and shy
01:23:29Honey, I let my chance go by
01:23:33The chance that you might have loved me too
01:23:37You give your hand to me
01:23:43And then you say goodbye
01:23:46I watch you walk away
01:23:49Beside that lucky guy
01:23:53Oh, you'll never know
01:23:56The one who loves you so
01:23:59No, you don't know me
01:24:02You don't know me
01:24:08You don't know me
01:24:15I know you
01:24:16Hollywood
01:24:20I don't know you
01:24:21No, you don't know me
01:24:23I know I know you
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