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Max and 99 pose as valet and maid at the Bulmanian Embassy in order to recover a stolen sample of rocket fuel. Meanwhile, Larabee and the Chief have to babysit the twins... with hilarious results. The title is a play on How Green Was My Valley.
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01:18It took him 10 years to make that much.
01:20But that quart has enough power
01:22to send a rocket to the moon and back 25 times.
01:26We'd better start searching, Max, and fast.
01:28Right, 99.
01:36Max, are you all right?
01:38Shh! Keep your voice down, 99.
01:40We don't want everybody to know we're here.
01:48Look at this, 99.
01:53Did you find the fuel?
01:54No, I found a salami.
01:56So what?
01:57So what?
01:59What would Dr. Harper be doing with a salami in his laboratory?
02:03To make himself a sandwich, I guess.
02:05No, 99.
02:06That's exactly what Dr. Harper would like the person who found this to think.
02:10But after years of experience,
02:12I've learned to look beneath the surface of the obvious.
02:15Now 99, a man of Dr. Harper's brilliance and intelligence
02:18would have to have an ulterior motive for leaving a salami here.
02:25Just as I thought.
02:26What's in there, Max?
02:27Rye bread.
02:29Mustard.
02:31Pickles.
02:33And this container.
02:35What's in it?
02:37Cherry soda.
02:40Sour.
02:41Sour cherry soda?
02:43No, it's either that or gasoline.
02:45Max!
02:46The rocket fuel!
02:47Will you try to calm down, 99?
02:50Where is it?
02:51In your hand, Max.
02:53Oh!
02:54This rocket fuel.
02:55All right, hand it over.
02:59Chaos has waited for this for a long time.
03:02Now, give it to me.
03:03Oh, I'll give this to you.
03:04Give it to me.
03:09Oh!
03:10Oh!
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:28Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:31Max, are you all right?
03:43I'm fine, 99.
03:44Oh, Max, he got away with the fuel.
03:47No, he didn't.
04:01No, he didn't.
04:31No, he didn't.
05:01When it comes to Muscatel, no one can match the Bulmanian vineyards.
05:20Yes, Mr. Ambassador.
05:22I've been saving this for just such an occasion.
05:26Thank you, sir.
05:27How long have you been with us, Waterhouse?
05:30Four years, sir.
05:32Four happy years.
05:34To my faithful valet and trusted friend, may you be happy for the rest of your life.
05:40Thank you, sir.
05:48And as for you, Widow Waterhouse.
05:51But, sir, I am not a widow.
05:54As I was saying, Widow Waterhouse.
06:05There, there, Widow Waterhouse.
06:07Try to get hold of yourself.
06:09But why have you poisoned my husband?
06:11Two days ago, your husband performed a valuable service for Chaos.
06:15But then Chaos decided that he knew too much.
06:20And what is to become of me?
06:21You're being sent back to Bulmania.
06:23Oh, no.
06:24Not back to Bulmania.
06:26The car is waiting for you in the driveway.
06:28Goodbye.
06:28Just a moment.
06:36Should you ever mention a word of what you've seen here today, please bear in mind that you
06:40have relatives living in Chicago.
06:51Well, that's that.
06:54Now, we're the only two people in this country who know that the nuclear rocket fuel is hidden
06:58here in the embassy.
06:59Splendid.
07:00What else is on the agenda for this morning, Zachary?
07:03Well, at 10.30, you're dedicating the children's wing of the new hospital.
07:08At 12, there's a luncheon with the peace council.
07:10And at 2 o'clock, you're to meet the new valet and his wife, the maid.
07:14You hired them through the proper channels?
07:16Oh, yes.
07:17And they've been thoroughly screened.
07:20I do hope my new valet is as good as the late Mr. Waterhouse.
07:28It was much better, Max.
07:32What do you mean, it was much better, Max?
07:34That's the fourth time I'm falling down.
07:36How could it be much better?
07:38This time, you got all the way to the stairs.
07:41It's no good.
07:42I can't walk around with my head held up high like that.
07:45I'm not cut out to be a valet.
07:47But, Max, you've got to learn.
07:48That's how we're going to get inside the Bulmanian embassy.
07:50I don't understand it.
07:51We know the formula is there.
07:53Why don't we just walk in and take it?
07:54I wish it were that simple, Max, but there is such a thing as diplomatic immunity.
07:58That embassy is the same as a little piece of Bulmania.
08:01But how are we going to get hired at the embassy, Chief?
08:03That's all been taken care of, 99.
08:06I'll get it.
08:11Hi, Max.
08:12Hi, Larrabee.
08:13Is the Chief here?
08:13Right over there.
08:16We've intercepted a message from the Bulmanian embassy.
08:19Good work, Larrabee.
08:19Where is it?
08:20I swallowed it.
08:21You what?
08:21I had to.
08:22I was being followed.
08:23But I read it before I swallowed it, Chief.
08:25Good.
08:26What did it say?
08:26I don't know.
08:27It was in code.
08:28And you didn't understand it?
08:29I could understand part of it, Chief.
08:31The part that was written in English.
08:32What did that say?
08:34Swallow this if you're being followed.
08:37Okay.
08:39Hello?
08:40Yes, Mother.
08:42What happened to your car?
08:43Oh, that's terrible.
08:46Okay.
08:46I'll talk to you tomorrow.
08:48What is it, 99?
08:49Well, I can't go on the assignment with Max, Chief.
08:51My mother can't come to babysit, and I'll have to stay home with the babies.
08:55But, 99, you've got to.
08:56A courier is coming to the Bulmanian embassy tonight to take the rocket fuel out of the country.
09:00We've got to get it before the courier does.
09:03Well, Chief, somebody has to stay with the twins.
09:06Larrabee and I will babysit.
09:09You'd do that first, Chief?
09:11We'd be happy to, Max.
09:12Uh, Chief, can I see you for a second?
09:17What is it?
09:17Larrabee, are you crazy?
09:21You can't ask them for money?
09:23You two better get going.
09:25You don't have much time.
09:2699, don't you worry about the twins.
09:28They'll be in good hands.
09:32Hand.
09:40What is it, Zachary?
09:41Maxwell and Niner are here, sir.
09:43Ah, send them in.
09:45The ambassador will see you now.
09:56Sorry about that.
09:57Don't bother.
10:10I'll get it.
10:10I'll have that cleaned up in a jiffy.
10:36Cease.
10:37Don't bother.
10:39I understand.
10:41It's your first day on the job,
10:42and you're trying to make a good impression.
10:44So, why did you stop me?
10:46I expect you want to get settled immediately.
10:48Zachary will show you to your quarters in a moment
10:50and explain your duties.
10:52Would you please wait outside?
10:53Yes, we want to get started right away.
11:01Come on, Niner.
11:02Come on.
11:02I can't understand how the agency
11:15could send over a team like that.
11:18Yes, it's hard to believe
11:19that anyone could be that inept.
11:24I think I'll put him through a security check.
11:27Ninety-nine, I've searched the whole house
11:36from top to bottom,
11:37and there is no sign of the rocket fuel.
11:39What about the wine cellar in the basement?
11:40Well, I tried to get in,
11:41but the door was locked.
11:42Look, I better get this tea into the ambassador.
11:44But, Max, we've got to find the key to the wine cellar.
11:46Look, you serve the tea,
11:47and I'll search the house.
11:48Right.
11:48I'll keep him occupied.
11:49Right, Max.
11:51Max, be careful.
11:52Don't worry, Ninety-nine.
11:53I'll be careful.
11:53Sure?
12:12Yes, two.
12:13Maxwell, we have a 48-piece tea service
12:26in this embassy.
12:27You have about 104 now, sir.
12:29Will there be anything else?
12:31No.
12:32I would like you to polish the wine glasses
12:34on the buffet.
12:35As you say, sir.
12:43Hello?
12:55Oh, yes.
12:55Just a moment, please.
12:57It's security with the new combination
12:59for the wall safe.
13:00Behind the picture.
13:03Take this down, Zachary.
13:04Left, 42.
13:09Right, 17.
13:12Left, 58.
13:15Right, 4.
13:18Left, 36.
13:21Have you got that?
13:22Yes, sir.
13:23Thank you, security.
13:27Memorize that, Zachary,
13:28then destroy the paper.
13:30Yes, sir.
13:30I almost forgot to send her
13:33to Fillmore's cocktail party.
13:34We'd better hurry, Zachary,
13:36or we'll be late.
13:42Oh, Maxwell.
13:44We're going out for a few hours.
13:46We shall dine at 8.
13:47The trap is set.
14:00I'll give him just two minutes
14:01to take the bait.
14:17Twenty-two left.
14:29Or is that 22 right?
14:38Seventeen right.
14:41And 22 left.
14:45Got it.
14:46So!
15:08What are you doing over there?
15:09Well, you told me
15:11to polish the glasses, sir.
15:13Oh, yes.
15:15So I did.
15:16I think you're going
15:24to be all right, Maxwell.
15:26Thank you very much, Ambassador.
15:27We seem to be low on wine.
15:31And glasses.
15:32I'll go down to the wine cellar
15:34and get some more
15:34if you'd like, sir.
15:35No, thank you.
15:36I'll take care of that myself.
15:40It's really no trouble at all,
15:41Mr. Ambassador.
15:42I'd be glad to go down.
15:43I'm the only one in this house
15:45permitted to go into
15:46the wine cellar, Maxwell.
15:48Remember that.
15:59There's really nothing to this.
16:01All you need is a little practice.
16:03It's all perfect.
16:04Aren't we supposed to be doing
16:06this on the baby?
16:07We tried that, Larabee,
16:08and it didn't work.
16:10All I have to do
16:11is slip this on the baby.
16:14I will have you fixed up
16:15in a jiffy, sweetheart.
16:17Larabee, bring me
16:18the baby powder.
16:21I couldn't find it, Chief,
16:22but I found this cornstarch.
16:23There we are.
16:39Perfect.
16:41Must be 99.
16:45Yeah, hello.
16:47Chief, it's 99.
16:50Hello, 99.
16:52Hello, Chief.
16:52How are the twins?
16:53They're just fine, 99.
16:55Hold on a minute, Chief.
16:56What is it, Max?
16:57I just found the key
16:58to the wine cellar.
16:59It's around the ambassador's neck.
17:01What is it, 99?
17:02Chief, we think that
17:03the rocket fuel's hidden
17:04in the wine cellar.
17:05Max finally found the key,
17:07but unfortunately,
17:08it's around the ambassador's neck.
17:14What do you think you're doing?
17:16Well, you see, sir,
17:16I've always felt that
17:17a good valet should see
17:19that his master is comfortable
17:20and relaxed,
17:20so I brought your pajamas.
17:23In the first place,
17:24I have a great deal
17:25of work to do.
17:26Secondly,
17:26I don't as a rule
17:27wear my pajamas
17:28unless I am in bed.
17:30Oh.
17:31Yes, well,
17:32why don't you take off
17:32your shirt, sir?
17:33You'll be a little cooler
17:34that way.
17:34But the room isn't too warm.
17:36Oh.
17:36Well, how about
17:37taking your scarf and...
17:38Will you stop
17:39fuzzing over me, Maxwell?
17:40If you really want to be helpful,
17:42you may pour me a glass of wine.
17:43Oh, well, you don't want
17:44a glass of wine, sir.
17:44That'll just make you sleepy.
17:46Maxwell!
17:46Well...
17:46Well, if you take
17:47a glass of wine,
17:48you'll just doze off
17:49and go to...
17:49S...
17:50S...
17:51A glass of wine.
17:53Yes, sir.
17:53That's a very good idea, sir.
17:55Right away, sir.
17:56And take that stuff.
17:57This stuff.
17:57Yes, sir.
17:58Here we are, sir.
18:28Ah, there's nothing
18:37like a glass of Romanian wine.
18:41Ah, you looked much
18:43better already, sir.
18:43Here, have another one.
18:45So many things require
18:46my personal attention, Maxwell.
18:51Paperwork, as you can
18:52surely see.
18:58Thank you, Maxwell.
19:02Now, you sit down
19:04and have a little drink with me.
19:05I want to talk to you.
19:07Oh, I couldn't possibly do that, sir.
19:08You say I'm on duty.
19:09Well, of course, you could.
19:11Now, bring a chair, Maxwell.
19:12Bring a chair.
19:13I don't care what Zachary says.
19:16I like you, Maxwell.
19:19Now, we'll have a little
19:20of this fine wine.
19:22Don't you think there we are?
19:24To me, Maxwell.
19:25Ah, to me, Maxwell.
19:31Ah, now then,
19:32this is the fine vintage,
19:34the finest, I think,
19:35of all the Boominians.
19:37Ah, to you again, Maxwell.
19:40Ah, what?
19:41What?
19:41Hold it, sir.
19:42Why don't we drink to him?
19:43Him?
19:44Yes, him.
19:45Him.
19:46Ah, yes.
19:47The Grand Duke
19:47to the Grand Duke.
19:52Ah, I never liked him much.
19:53He's a bore.
19:54Now, then, Maxwell,
19:56just one more little drink.
19:58Yes, one for you.
20:00One for me.
20:01Ah, to Zachary.
20:04Ah, I'm terribly sorry, sir,
20:06but I couldn't possibly
20:07drink another drop.
20:10Maxwell,
20:11in Bulmania,
20:12we measure the worth of a man
20:14by how well he holds his wine.
20:17Ah, to Zachary.
20:28Why not?
20:29Ah, to Zachary.
20:30Why not?
20:30Ooh.
20:40A toast.
20:43There's no more wine.
20:46I'll give you my key.
20:48Where's my key?
20:49More wine, Maxwell.
20:58More wine.
21:11One of these bottles
21:12is not wine,
21:1399.
21:13It's the rocket fuel.
21:15But, Max,
21:15there are hundreds
21:16of bottles here.
21:16How are we ever going to know
21:17which one the fuel's in?
21:19The one you have
21:20your hand on, Maxwell.
21:25The one with the X
21:27on the label.
21:29You're sober.
21:31Cool sober.
21:33But I don't understand.
21:34That can't be.
21:35You drank 21 bottles of wine.
21:36How can you still
21:37be standing up?
21:38I have to stand up.
21:39If I lie down,
21:41I get deathly ill.
21:45Mr. Ambassador,
21:46the courier
21:46has just arrived.
21:47Splendid.
21:52Give him this rocket fuel.
21:53It must be on its way
21:54to Wilmania tonight.
21:55Right away.
21:59Hold it.
22:00Right there.
22:02Any attempt to stop Zachary
22:03will result
22:04in your immediate demise.
22:05And now the masquerade
22:10is over.
22:11Your name, please.
22:13Maxwell Smart of Control.
22:15Delighted to meet you,
22:17Mr. Smart.
22:18And this charming lady
22:19is Mrs. Maxwell Smart.
22:23Ah, madam.
22:28Good work, Max!
22:30Come on, 99.
22:30We've got to try
22:31and stop Zachary.
22:32Max, wait a minute.
22:33I smell something.
22:34Well, of course
22:34you smell something.
22:35That man just drank
22:3621 bottles of wine.
22:37Max, it smells like gasoline.
22:39Gasoline?
22:40Max!
22:41That's the bottle
22:42with the rocket fuel.
22:43Well, then that means
22:44that Zachary
22:45is on our way back
22:45to Wilmania
22:46with a bottle
22:47of plain red table wine.
22:48And there's enough fuel
22:49left for Control
22:50to analyze.
22:51Yes.
22:52Well, we've done it again, 99.
22:53But no one has to know
22:54about this except us.
22:56Here, hold this.
22:56I'll check in with Control.
22:57Right, Max.
22:58This is Maxwell Smart
23:06reporting in.
23:07It is my pleasure
23:07to inform you
23:08that we have found
23:09Dr. Harper's rocket fuel.
23:11The Chaos Ambassadors
23:13are prisoner
23:13and once again
23:15the forces of niceness
23:16and goodness
23:17have triumphed
23:18over the forces
23:19of evil
23:20and rottenness.
23:21Oh, thank you.
23:26Wrong number.
23:51The Chaos Ambassadors
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