- 5 months ago
First broadcast 3rd November 1975.
Australian villains Colin MacGruder and Ray Stackpole return to London and steal a bus, posing as its crew.
John Thaw - Regan
Dennis Waterman - Carter
Garfield Morgan - Haskins
Patrick Mower - Colin McGruder
George Layton - Ray Stackpole
Lynda Bellingham - Nancy King
Robert Dorning - Leonard Geisler
Frederick Jaeger - Goldman
Leslie Dwyer - Ted Greenhead
Carol MacReady - Kath
Roger Sloman - Cosby
Frederick Schiller - Austrian Tourist
Gillian Duxbury - Goldman's Girlfriend
Tony Allen - Bill the Driver
Maxwell Craig - Detective
Laurie Goode - Supermarket Manager
Aidan Harrington - Detective
Tony O'Leary - Police Constable
Mike Reynell - Squad Officer
Esme Smythe - Woman on Tour Boat
Australian villains Colin MacGruder and Ray Stackpole return to London and steal a bus, posing as its crew.
John Thaw - Regan
Dennis Waterman - Carter
Garfield Morgan - Haskins
Patrick Mower - Colin McGruder
George Layton - Ray Stackpole
Lynda Bellingham - Nancy King
Robert Dorning - Leonard Geisler
Frederick Jaeger - Goldman
Leslie Dwyer - Ted Greenhead
Carol MacReady - Kath
Roger Sloman - Cosby
Frederick Schiller - Austrian Tourist
Gillian Duxbury - Goldman's Girlfriend
Tony Allen - Bill the Driver
Maxwell Craig - Detective
Laurie Goode - Supermarket Manager
Aidan Harrington - Detective
Tony O'Leary - Police Constable
Mike Reynell - Squad Officer
Esme Smythe - Woman on Tour Boat
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TVTranscript
00:00you like it sir yes I am I like it very much but but well you wouldn't ask me to
00:11buy a bicycle with any one wheel would you a bicycle I don't know what good is
00:16lady Hamilton without Lord Nelson I was the battle of the Nile fought in vain
00:23unfortunately I sold it you sold Lord Nelson regretfully at least my assistant did that's
00:35tragic excuse me sir perhaps we could try to reacquire it how do you mean miss we could call
00:43the purchaser ask him if he'd agree to resell is that is that possible well yes it's possible he
00:52was staying at the Dorchester I remember he was going to be there another week could you
00:56were would you call him for me what why not
01:03I've got him what's his name Stackpole ah yes Mr. Stackpole Leonard Gisley here I'm calling about the
01:25Nelson it's in the safe in the back yes beautiful no sir I'm sorry I I'm delighted with it simply
01:35delighted you wouldn't be interested in selling it back to us I suppose you wouldn't what did he
01:42pay for it 250 offering 300 not at say 300 pounds I see I might be able to stretch to 400 I'm sorry but
01:59uh I like it I want to keep it 450 that's my last offer my last and final word 450 pounds you will oh that's excellent thank you
02:25as evidence of my good faith it really isn't necessary sir a gentleman I insist thank you Miss King thank you
02:44nice and easy dancing
02:53nice and easy dancing all the time
02:58you
03:07you
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03:55Port through Echo 5-1, over.
03:58Echo 5-1, 5-1, ensure.
04:04Sorry, Gop.
04:06I'm going to.
04:07You're welcome.
04:08I'm going to.
04:12There you go.
04:13There you go.
04:15Sorry, Mrs.
06:34Ray?
06:35You don't speak Portuguese, do you?
06:37No.
06:40So how was it you made out with the chicks in Rio and I didn't?
06:45I don't know, Ray.
06:46I even took lessons.
06:50Lessons?
06:51Practised on me own.
06:54You practised?
06:56Fosay Thai Fosters.
06:58Do you have Fosters?
06:59That's pretty salty dialogue, Ray.
07:06Is that when she bit you on the note?
07:08Right.
07:09Very public-spirited.
07:21It's a Goya.
07:23In here.
07:24Can it breathe all right in there?
07:27Ray.
07:28Cool.
07:29It's a painting.
07:31Ah, whatn'ya say?
07:32I like a nice picture.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Keys?
07:36Geissler has both of them.
07:39What's the, uh...
07:41What's the security like here?
07:44Junior League Fort Knox.
07:47Alarm wire down the glass.
07:49Pressure pads.
07:51Alarm bells, mains and emergency power.
07:54Secondary system with a direct line to the fuzz.
07:56Nancy, Hannah's been good knowing you.
07:58Don't be in such a hurry.
07:59I haven't brought you this far for nothing.
08:01Yeah, I thought we were sticking on next.
08:02No, no, we're wasting our time.
08:03You need...
08:04You need raffles.
08:06And who have you got?
08:07Ned Kelly.
08:08And son.
08:14Nancy, there's nothing we'd like better than...
08:16A professor is flying up from the Prado in Madrid
08:19to give it the okay.
08:21Why, when?
08:22When Geissler leaves here to meet him at Sotheby's
08:25with the picture,
08:26he'll go by bus from out there.
08:29Are you sure?
08:30A hundred percent.
08:31He just did.
08:31We saw him.
08:32Little man with string in a brown paper parcel.
08:35Who would expect it to be worth a fortune?
08:37And why isn't the, uh...
08:40the professor coming here?
08:41Geissler's scared.
08:42Publicity, et cetera.
08:43Also, this way he doesn't have to pick up the bill.
08:46And, uh, how do we know it is a goya?
08:49You don't.
08:51I do.
08:52How?
08:53Goya's my bag.
08:54Convince me.
08:55It's the incomplete version of a self-portrait.
08:58One he painted in 1816 when he was 70.
09:01The other version, the complete one, hangs in Vienna.
09:03Ah, alay.
09:05Right.
09:06Next question.
09:07What is it worth?
09:08On a bad day, a quarter of a million pounds.
09:15And on a good day?
09:18You know, I think I could get to luck, goya.
09:21You haven't been raiding my sauce, have you, George?
09:37No, not good, are you?
09:38Oh, some gravy swoon's been helping himself.
09:41Not only that, the cheeky swoon keeps moving the phone to the wrong side of the desk.
09:47Southpaw.
09:47Who is?
09:49You're a phantom boozer.
09:51How do you make that up?
09:53It's easy, isn't it?
09:54Look, use this phone with the right hand, rights with the left hand, pours a drink with the left hand.
09:58Got it?
09:58George, now this affects you as well.
10:09Apparently, Jack, our Australian friends are back in town.
10:13Colin Ray?
10:14I don't mean Lillian Thompson.
10:16I don't believe it.
10:18They flew into Shannon, came in via Hollyhead.
10:20They've been hiding up in South America.
10:21What, with a 10 to 15 years stretch for armed robbery hanging over their heads?
10:25Why not?
10:25They got away with it last time.
10:27Yeah, don't remind me.
10:28They must be out of their bloody minds.
10:31Identicate pictures.
10:33Magruder, apparently, once sold a sundial outside the Sydney Botanical Gardens 17 times in one weekend.
10:41He was a juvenile at the time.
10:43I should have topped him then.
10:44Saved us a lot of trouble.
10:45A quarter of a million smackers.
10:57Yeah.
10:59That's on a bad day.
11:01Are you sure we can trust Nancy?
11:04Well, why not?
11:05Well, she's a sheeler.
11:08And you've never met one you could trust?
11:11She's bright.
11:12She knows about finding.
11:13What's she want to go bend for?
11:16Well, apart from the old animal charm.
11:20Oh, yeah.
11:21Mine and good.
11:22Of course.
11:23Now, she's in for 50 big ones.
11:25She's tired of playing with other people's pictures.
11:27Now she wants to play with some of her own.
11:30Ladies and gentlemen, on our starboard bow,
11:32or the right-hand side for the North Siders,
11:34we have the distinctive dime of St. Paul's competing.
11:38I'm thinking of putting Harry Johnson's squall on it.
11:40Well, we know more about him than anybody, Gubb.
11:42What? Descriptions, M.O., contacts?
11:45Yeah, of course we do.
11:47Let Jono have the supermarket job.
11:48No, we go through with that tonight, as arranged.
11:51And tomorrow?
11:52All right.
11:53Tomorrow.
11:54Thanks, Gubb.
11:55Just one word of warning.
11:58It was me they fitted up,
11:59my retirement job that was screwed,
12:01me with egg on his face in the commander's office, right?
12:04I'll get the picture.
12:05Good.
12:05So they're back.
12:12Give it a Johnson.
12:14I should cook, huh?
12:15You dreamt about those two, haven't you?
12:17Nightmares.
12:18Millions.
12:19Water, honeydew, or cantaloupe?
12:21Hey, you know your fruits, don't you, Ray?
12:24Used to work for a greengrocer.
12:26Could she cook?
12:27You know something, Ray.
12:28I never asked.
12:30Not once in four months.
12:33Not once.
12:37Hello.
12:41Ladies and gentlemen,
12:42on the right-hand side we have HMS Discovery,
12:46the ship that went to the South Pole.
12:48Of course, Captain Scott paid more than you,
12:50but then he didn't have to get off at Charing Cross Pier.
13:28Hey, Mr. Raymond V. Stackpole, £450.
13:42V.
13:45Take away your £250 and my £50 deposit.
13:49That leaves £150 profit.
13:51As Mr. McCorber would have said, chicken feed.
13:55No, Ray, Mr. McCorber wouldn't have said chicken feed.
13:57I still doubt see why we bothered.
13:59We are bothering, Raymond V. Stackpole,
14:03because this routine is as old as God.
14:06And?
14:07Well, and Mr. Geisler fell for it.
14:09Geisler.
14:10You say Geisler.
14:11And I say Geisler.
14:12All right, no, no, no, no, no.
14:14But the point is, he fell for it, right?
14:15Right.
14:16Well, that means we've got his measure.
14:17That means we're not going to blow out on the job.
14:20I'm still not shook up on the whole thing.
14:24Two fives, please.
14:25Could you cash a check for £450?
14:28Either pay your fare or get off.
14:30He says either, and we say either.
14:33You say Geisler.
14:34And I say Geisler.
14:35Geisler.
14:36Geisler.
14:37Either.
14:37Either.
14:37I think we'd better get off.
14:39All right, thank you.
15:09Geisler.
15:24Geisler.
15:39There's a gun in the bag.
16:08Geisler.
16:09Geisler.
16:20Oh, hey.
16:22Wake up.
16:25Come on.
16:26Come on.
16:27All right,我也.
16:28Come on.
16:30Hey.
16:31Hey.
16:32Come on.
16:33Hey.
16:34Hey.
16:36Wake up.
16:37It's me-ooter. Why is it always me-ooter?
16:40Hey. Hey. Hey.
16:42Come on. Whatcha doing, Governor?
16:46I want to make him talk.
16:48What for? I want to hear his voice.
16:50Why? I want to see if he's got an Australian accent.
16:55Governor, can't it wait?
16:56Come on. Wake up.
16:59Come on.
17:02Come on. Wake up.
17:07Come on.
17:21I haven't decided a hurry. Think about it.
17:24If you like it, take it with you.
17:26And keep it for a couple of days.
17:29Yes.
17:32Yes, I see.
17:33Excuse me, sir. Yes?
17:35The news about Professor Boris. They want to talk to you.
17:37Ah, thank you.
17:38Would you excuse me for a moment?
17:43Leonard Giesler.
17:46Arriving Thursday.
17:47That's excellent.
17:49Shall we fix a date now?
17:51Eleven o'clock Friday morning.
17:53I'll be there.
17:58Australia?
17:59Gov.
18:00I've never even been to Manchester.
18:05Where do you get the sun tank?
18:06Fishing.
18:07Honest to God.
18:09Where?
18:10Deal.
18:11Do you know any Aussies?
18:13I've never met one in me life.
18:14What would I want with Australians?
18:17What would any of us?
18:19I hope you're telling me the truth, son.
18:20I am!
18:22Straight up.
18:24I warn you.
18:25If I find out I'm being lied to, I'm not a very pleasant man to know.
18:29You right, George?
18:30Right down there.
18:31I'm not lying.
18:33Where's me gear?
18:34The lab.
18:36What are you looking for?
18:38Oh, blood, gel ignite, toffee papers.
18:42This is a set-up.
18:43Labels.
18:44Like labels that say, made in Australia.
18:46I swear you've got a thing about Australia.
18:48What have they ever done to you?
18:52Take him away, son.
19:00He'll end up thinking he's Don Bradman, that one.
19:02I'll tell you, he's round a twist.
19:13What a gorgeous sunset.
19:14It's like looking down a beetroot.
19:18Sitting over my P and O, D, O, D, D.
19:23I suppose he was Australian and all.
19:25Well known for it.
19:26He was one of the Darwin Durantes.
19:29Did load Durantes.
19:36What is it?
19:38Don't you trust me?
19:44All right.
19:45I'll level with you.
19:47It's Ray.
19:52You wouldn't believe it, would you?
19:5365 inches of solid suspicion.
19:56Suspicion of what?
19:59That you might be working for the cops.
20:04Me?
20:05We agreed to wait for the right one to come up.
20:07Yeah, well you might have been gone at in between.
20:09You know, the bleating kid tied to the foot of the tree.
20:14Going to all the trouble of cabling you in Rio?
20:16Yeah, why not?
20:17Well, Fuzz don't like you poking mullick at them.
20:21So I've, uh...
20:23I've got new artists, then, to trudge up a few questions for you.
20:27When do I get to put your references to the test?
20:33Darling, I thought you'd never ask.
20:36Shoot.
20:37What was Rembrandt's real name?
20:40Rembrandt Harmanzoon van Rinde.
20:43Now you know why he painted such large canvases.
20:46When did he die?
20:48Oh, 1670-ish.
20:521669.
20:53What was Rembrandt's objection to using Prussian Blue?
20:59No objection.
21:01Except he died in 69,
21:02and Prussian Blue wasn't discovered until 1704.
21:05How'd I do?
21:10Now, sincerely, folks,
21:11the little lady has won an Instamatic camera,
21:13an electric blanket,
21:14and a night on the town with an Australian bush ranger.
21:19They were hot in sports, remember?
21:20Yeah, swimming pools, tennis clubs, got that.
21:25What about the Escort Road?
21:27Every other cup was a Bruce or a Gwen.
21:29Yeah, they'll avoid that like the plague.
21:32I'll check the interval list again.
21:34Okay.
21:35Jack, the commander was looking for you.
21:37Oh?
21:38Relax, he was looking quite pleased.
21:40Makes a change.
21:41He liked the way you handled the supermarket, Blag.
21:43Did you hear, by the way?
21:44They both got form.
21:45Yeah, we heard.
21:47What are you doing?
21:49I'm trying to build a kangaroo trap.
21:52Dear, well, don't let her become a vendetta, Jack.
21:55Remember that a vindictive cop I...
21:57It's no good to his old mum, I know.
22:00What's the matter? Is your pride hurting?
22:03It's partly that.
22:05I don't like the way they give the impression
22:07that they're lovable jokers, colonial clowns.
22:09They're not.
22:10They're vicious.
22:11They carry a shotgun.
22:14No need to frighten people.
22:16I'll be your age, George.
22:17If you carry a gun, you're gonna end up using it.
22:19I want them banged away before that happens.
22:21Yes, all right, Jack.
22:23But just remember it isn't open season on tourists, okay?
22:25Yes, Scott.
22:30Erm, what's the matter with the nose, George?
22:33A boil?
22:37No, I forgot to duck.
22:40I never saw you as Serrano de Bergeret.
22:46Wonderful, innit?
22:48Even Edie in the canteen, she said,
22:49do you want some mustard on it?
22:55I see. All ship-shape and, er, Bristol-fashioned.
23:21Have you come about the radar?
23:23No, about the, er, the Goyard.
23:26Lesser de Fortissimo, please.
23:28Pardon?
23:30Keep your voice down.
23:35Hey, it's, er,
23:37it's a nice craft.
23:40Yeah, it's very trim.
23:42Sit down, Mr. McGruder.
23:53Did you bring the photo?
24:03It's an incomplete picture.
24:05Yeah, story is it was a dry run for the other version.
24:08Of course you realise it once stolen,
24:10it'll be impossible to sell this to any reputable dealer
24:13in Europe or the USA.
24:14Well, that's why I'm selling it to a disreputable one.
24:16Well, obviously, er, a dishonest dealer.
24:19Mr. Goldman!
24:23Stop snowing me.
24:25Name your price, eh?
24:31You name yours.
24:32Well, the gallery, we're talking about half a million.
24:36Pounds?
24:38Not brass washers.
24:41Now, we'll accept, er, 200,000.
24:44You must be.
24:45I don't haggle.
24:46You're talking as though 200 grand grew on trees.
24:51That's a bit, er,
24:53it's a bit tart for my taste.
24:55Where do you think I'm gonna find somebody to,
24:57to buy a stolen Goyard?
24:59Oh, well, that shouldn't be difficult.
25:02Tell me.
25:04Well, let's start with the A's, shall we?
25:06Er...
25:08Argentina.
25:10He's known in the business as, er, Mr. Gloat.
25:13He spends millions on pictures which nobody ever sees.
25:15No, no, no. He's a bit, he's a bit mad.
25:17He's paying you?
25:18I thought so.
25:20Yeah, an air-conditioned, bomb-proof seller
25:23with wall-to-wall old masters.
25:25The world's greatest rip-off-out collection.
25:29You are well informed.
25:31Hey, Goldie, what big ears I do have.
25:33I can't get the money to you here.
25:37I don't want it here.
25:39I want it in Amsterdam.
25:41In Uncut Stones.
25:43And I want two passages for Friday.
25:45You want a lot, Mr. Magruder.
25:48I am offering a lot.
25:52Fire!
25:56Cheers.
25:58Hey, can't you read? We're closed.
26:01Where's your contact lenses, Kath?
26:03I can't be bothering with them.
26:05Who is it?
26:09Am I getting clearer?
26:11Your voice is familiar.
26:13Kath, you don't need lenses, you need a white stick.
26:15Jack Regan, is it?
26:16Is it?
26:17Of course it is. How's yourself, Jack?
26:19Full of agro.
26:21What's causing it?
26:23I'm glad you asked me that.
26:26Two Aussie boys.
26:29We've done all this.
26:30They're back.
26:32They haven't set a foot in here.
26:36They're not likely to, are they?
26:38They'll keep clear of the Aussie circuit.
26:40They're not that stupid.
26:42So what's the word?
26:45Well, the only thing I've heard.
26:48Yeah?
26:50And it is hearsay.
26:51What's your language, love?
26:54One of the other girls got a part-time job down the library.
26:57She's seen call down there.
26:59And?
27:00He's cluing himself up on painting.
27:02House painting? Interior decorating?
27:03Oh.
27:05Pictures.
27:07Oils.
27:08Watercolours, what have you.
27:09Yeah, that figures.
27:11Last time it was gold.
27:14This time it's art.
27:16They're probably going to knock off the Tate.
27:19Right.
27:21What are you thinking about?
27:25Leningrad.
27:27Leningrad?
27:29322 art galleries.
27:34Fifteen miles of them.
27:37Yep.
27:38Three million works of that.
27:40Don't you need a visa for Russia?
27:42Visa?
27:44Don't bog down with details.
27:46Get the broad scope.
27:48Big big.
27:50Give the cat another goldfish.
27:58What are you doing, Governor?
28:00Foo-shoot powder.
28:01What for?
28:02He's been up my Scotch again.
28:03I'm going to nail him this time.
28:06Oh, thanks for warning us.
28:07Oh, sorry, Josh.
28:08I'd love to cop an ear full of that, wouldn't I?
28:09I was going to tell, yeah?
28:11Here's that list.
28:18Right.
28:19It's the Tate, Royal Academy, National Gallery, National Portrait Gallery, Queen's Gallery.
28:25Where's that?
28:26Buckingham Palace.
28:27Yeah, it's about their mark, that is.
28:29Yeah, the Wallace Collection, the Courthold Institute, Kenwood House.
28:33There's got to be a bird.
28:35Who what?
28:36A girl.
28:37How do you know that?
28:39Well, there was last time.
28:40What, and the leopard never changes his whatnot?
28:42Yeah, there's got to be a bird.
28:43Yeah, there's got to be a bird.
28:45Yeah, there's a bird.
28:46I'm a bird.
28:47I'm a bird.
28:48Yeah, I'm a bird.
28:49BEEP
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29:18Paul?
29:19Rye!
29:20Can I ask a question?
29:21Anything.
29:23Where does all the money go?
29:25I don't honestly know, Ray. It's like asking, where do the flies go in the winter?
29:32Of course. Right. Where do the flies go in the winter?
29:38Home.
29:42Good luck, Skipper.
29:43Toodle-bip, old man.
29:55I hope your bus arrives on time. Obviously, you won't be back for lunch today.
30:12Ah. In which case, I shall need some money. I'll just slip out of the bank.
30:16Take your credit cards.
30:18Oh, yes. Yes. Yes, I can do that, I suppose.
30:21I should hurry up, if I will. Use the Spanish as sticklers for punctuality.
30:25Well, the British aren't.
30:27What?
30:50Wayne! Wayne!
30:52Well, my dear, wish me luck.
30:58I do, I do.
30:59A fortune and a footnote in the textbooks.
31:02I'll settle for that.
31:04Your bus, Mr. Giesler.
31:12Sorry, you've got the wrong number.
31:22Upstairs, if I will you, sir.
31:28An old drunk's just thrown up inside.
31:31Oh, thank you.
31:32Most thoughtful.
31:33My pleasure.
31:35Hold tight.
31:47Drop on, one here.
31:52Oh, thank you.
32:22Nice and easy does it, nice and easy does it all the time.
32:38So etwas Gemeines, so etwas ist mir überhaupt noch nie passiert.
32:42Ja, ich komme daher, ich bin doch, ich bin doch in dem Puckigam Palace.
32:46Habt ihr schon so etwas gesehen? Ja, wirft mich heraus aus dem Bass.
32:50Ich werde mich beschweren.
32:52.
33:07Targeted.
33:11Haskins.
33:13A Goya painting, yes.
33:15And a what?
33:17A London Transport double-decker bus.
33:20Are you sure?
33:23Yes, well a bus I can visualise.
33:25Get me a description of the painting.
33:27Subject matter, size, value etc. Right?
33:30Any itches?
33:31Smooth as silk.
33:32That's poetry.
33:33That's poetry.
33:34That's poetry.
33:35That's poetry.
33:36That's poetry.
33:37Is that it?
33:38Yeah, or 200,000 pounds worth of it.
33:39Say, could care a bit.
33:41SS Malacca, sells on a five o'clock tide.
33:42I'll see you in Amsterdam, Mr Goldman.
33:44I'll see you in Amsterdam, Mr Goldman.
33:47I'll see you in Amsterdam, Mr Goldman.
33:49You meet a nice set of people in this business.
33:51Yep.
33:52Well, I think we've done a good morning's work, right?
33:53Well, I think we've done a good morning's work, right?
33:54That's poetry.
33:55That's poetry.
33:56That's poetry.
33:57That's poetry.
33:58That's poetry.
33:59You meet a nice set of people in this business.
34:00Yep.
34:01Well, I think we've done a good morning's work, right?
34:02I'm not even 11.15.
34:03If only we could do a 40-hour week.
34:04Specialisation.
34:05That's the name of the game.
34:06No.
34:07No.
34:08No.
34:09No.
34:10No.
34:11No.
34:12No.
34:13No.
34:14No.
34:15No.
34:16No.
34:17No.
34:18No.
34:19No.
34:20No.
34:21No.
34:22No.
34:23No.
34:24No.
34:25No.
34:26No.
34:27No.
34:28No.
34:29No.
34:30No.
34:31No.
34:37Yeah.
34:38It's there, Minna.
34:39Yes, Typ.
34:41We'll never work.
34:47You managed to get a look at him at all, sir?
34:51No.
34:52How much is the painting worth?
34:53A quarter of a million.
34:56Come again, sir?
34:57A quarter of a million.
35:02What size is it?
35:0318 by 25.
35:05Have you got a shop or are you a collector?
35:07A gallery.
35:15All right, take him away. I'll talk to him later.
35:18You go with him.
35:24Gardner.
35:26These were left on the bus.
35:28Well, these nine million of those sold every year.
35:31They cost him with a five-year-old of silver.
35:34Slash monkeys.
35:36It's happening again, isn't it?
35:38Is he making a bus?
35:40I don't know they would.
35:45Could they get anything out of him?
35:47No, not a lot, no.
35:51A girl. There's got to be a girl in this somewhere.
35:54Well, stay here and see what you're going to find out.
35:59Yeah, if anything.
35:59Then join me at Geisler's Geisler's Gallery.
36:02Geisler's Gallery. All right.
36:03All right.
36:03I'll tell you, Arbor Master, we want to pay up and sail as soon as possible.
36:18I'm sorry, sir. The gallery's closed.
36:19Not to me. It's not. Detective Inspector Regan. Flying squad.
36:32You going somewhere, miss?
36:36To the country. Long weekend.
36:39Feels long.
36:47May I?
36:48No.
36:49Sorry.
36:49Now, which country are we talking about?
36:58Amsterdam.
36:59Hmm.
36:59Don't you need a warrant?
37:01No, not as you invited me in.
37:02I did not ask you in.
37:06How dare you come in here without a warrant?
37:09Cancel it.
37:10Your hire car to the airport.
37:16It broke down.
37:18So where do you meet the boys?
37:20Boys?
37:21I'm sorry, Inspector. I don't know what you're talking about.
37:23Colin and Ray.
37:25I still don't know.
37:27That tick in the corner of your eye.
37:30I sometimes get that when I'm tired.
37:32Or nervous.
37:34Who said anything about being nervous?
37:38Dry.
37:40George, did he croak?
37:44Who?
37:45Geissler.
37:46Yeah, not many.
37:48Before the ambulance arrived.
37:52You mean dead?
37:54That's right, miss.
37:55They smashed his head in.
37:57Cracked it like an eggshell.
37:59Who's his next of kin?
38:01What?
38:02Next of kin.
38:03Wife.
38:04Kids.
38:04Who do we contact?
38:05It was only supposed to knock him out.
38:07That's all it did do.
38:08Knocked him out permanently.
38:09So now you're an accessory to murder as well.
38:13I'm sorry.
38:15Funny thing.
38:16They're always sorry.
38:17When they're caught.
38:18Oh, yeah.
38:19When?
38:21I'll talk.
38:22Everything I know.
38:23What a performance.
38:26Even I thought Geissler had snuffed it.
38:28I should have been an actor.
38:30Oh, yeah.
38:30Nice and easy does it.
38:39Nice and easy does it.
38:43Nice and easy does it.
38:45All the time.
38:47That launch, sir, is worth a tidy few thousand pounds to me.
38:52Yeah, well, you'll get it back.
38:54Are you sure there were Aussies?
38:55Oh, no doubt about it.
38:57Well, Colin, Ray.
38:58How long ago was this?
39:00Oh, an hour.
39:01An hour and a half, not more.
39:03Hey, look at that.
39:05Cox's orange pipping.
39:07Keeps the tobacco sweet, you know.
39:08Which way were they heading?
39:11Containerization.
39:12It's changing the face of the river.
39:14Which way?
39:17Oh, downriver, I'd say.
39:19Tower Bridge.
39:20Get beyond that and it's straight on, ain't it?
39:22What is?
39:22The open sea.
39:24All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.
39:29How much fuel have they got?
39:31Ah, there's the rub.
39:33Look, Mr Greenhead, the longer we stand about natural,
39:36the less chance we've got of catching them.
39:37Or of getting your launch back.
39:39Well, they started off early.
39:41The boys, I mean.
39:42And I've done a couple of jobs since.
39:44One was a wedding up at St Bride's.
39:45How much fuel?
39:47Tower, Pierre.
39:48Top weight.
40:00Try and make it to St Catherine's Yacht, Haven.
40:03It's through the bridge on the left.
40:05It should have been fuller.
40:06Don't get it.
40:06Yeah, well, don't worry about that now.
40:10Goldman, you might still be there.
40:12No, he'll be gone.
40:14Hey, Trader's Gate.
40:17What a place to conk out.
40:19Well, we just have to rely on the old Ruger and our friends.
40:26After Tower Bridge, most of the warehouses are closed for demolition.
40:51Easy place to hide up.
40:52Easy place to hide up.
40:52Dead easy.
40:53Round, round, round, round, round, right.
41:16Next ride.
41:17Next ride.
41:29Right, where do you go with George?
41:45Over there.
41:46Over there.
41:47Over there.
41:47Over there.
41:47All right, as they say in England,
42:01looks as though it shanks his pony again.
42:17Hooray!
42:47Right!
42:57A car!
43:01Right!
43:09That must have doubled back.
43:17Hey!
43:47Hey!
43:51Yee-hee-hee!
43:57Ring, ring, ring!
43:59Ray!
44:09Well, we've got two choices, Ray.
44:11Fight it out and give up.
44:13Right.
44:15Why don't we give up?
44:17Out of jail for 15 years.
44:21You lose your looks, Ray.
44:23Just when we knows us healing up,
44:25why don't we fight it out?
44:37Cool.
44:39Ray.
44:40Maybe they'll give up.
44:56Oi!
45:00We're the police!
45:02Come out with your hands on your heads!
45:05Ray.
45:09You know something?
45:12They ain't gonna give up.
45:14What?
45:27Hmm...
45:28Eureka Stockade!
45:29Right.
45:30That's where we get...
45:31...over that wall.
45:34Right.
45:35Use pommy, troopers.
45:41He's got a bloody rifle!
46:05This never happened to Paul Newman.
46:12I heard about a shot across the bowels, but this is ridiculous.
46:17Can you walk?
46:20I can't.
46:23I can't.
46:26This never happened to Paul Newman.
46:29I heard about a shot across the bowels, but this is ridiculous.
46:33Can you walk?
46:35I was never a great one for walking.
46:53Give me the roo.
46:56I'll keep them covered. You might make the fence.
47:00Come on, Colin. I'll load the gun.
47:05It's no time to argue.
47:10We, uh...
47:13We never would have got those visas anyway.
47:18Go on, Pernstretcher.
47:20Git.
47:21We'll see you soon.
47:22Go on.
47:23This is it for sure!
47:24Come on, Pernstretcher.
47:26Go!
47:27What are you doing?
47:28Look.
47:29I'm here at the moment.
47:30Go.
47:31Go.
47:33Go!
47:35Go.
47:38Go.
47:39Go.
47:41Go.
47:43Go.
47:45Go.
47:46Where's the other one?
48:16Oh, cover me, George.
48:46Oh, cover me, George.
48:53Oh, cover me, George.
49:02Oh, cover me, George.
49:08Oh, cover me, George.
49:15Lousy Tommy, Renee.
49:20Is one of you called...
49:23Regan?
49:24I am.
49:31There should be a couple of inches left.
49:35Jack?
49:37The cat's in the bag, Garth.
49:39Both cats, as it happens.
49:40And they picked up Goldman off CNS with the painting.
49:43I want an explanation, not an awards ceremony.
49:46Explanation?
49:47For this.
49:48Oh, dear, oh, dear.
49:50Exactly.
49:51Well, I'm glad someone's amused.
49:54We'll discuss it in the morning.
49:57Here, here.
49:59That's going to take him five days to get that off.
50:06One?
50:07Mr.
50:16Well, guess what?
50:21In the morning.
50:23And even despite the fact that there's no человеч
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